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Goddess of the New World

Written By: solarlunarxiii

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Goddess of the New World

Written by: solarlunarxiii

Cast: Misa, Light, Ryuk, Rem

Setting: Misa & Light role reversal AU

(sound of notebook scratching, TV muffle, and a very persistent annoying doorbell)

MISA: (mocking) I’m busy.

(doorbell)

MISA: (mocking) Go away.

(doorbell)

MISA: Are you serious right now? It’s like 10 o’clock what do you even want?

(doorbell)

MISA: UGH!! I don’t have time for this. Rem, will you just go get the door?

REM: And make the door open on its own?

MISA: (slams hand on the table) Fine, this better be good. (stomps down the stairs)(muttering under breath) Stupid doorbell, stupid dumb people, this better not be another fan or I’ll write their name in my notebook so fast… (opens the door) …Who are you?

LIGHT: (pause) H-Hi…Misa Amane?

MISA: Yeah, what? Why are you here so late—wait, don’t even tell me, are you…?

LIGHT: (excited) Yes! Here, let me show you my notebook so you can see my Shinigami—

MISA: Would you keep it down!? Yeah, announce I’m Kira to the entire neighborhood, please. Just come inside.

LIGHT: Y-Yes, ma’am.

MISA: Don’t call me ma’am. And remember to take off your shoes. (door closes)

LIGHT: Let me introduce you to Ryuk. Touch this (that notebook-touching-sound-thing)

MISA: Oh. Impressive. Another Shinigami.  

RYUK: Hey.

MISA: You seem a lot different than Rem. You’re probably friendlier to talk to, at least. This one is a real stick in the mud.

RYUK: You and me both.

MISA: Alright come on up. Watch your step please, my cat likes to hug legs.

(door opens, door closes)

MISA: So. You’re the second Kira. How exactly did you find me? Wait, don’t bother, you have the eyes, don’t you?

LIGHT: Y-Yeah… You aren’t mad, are you?

MISA: (angrily) How can I not be mad? You impersonated me and gave away the existence of the eyes. What were you thinking?

LIGHT: I just wanted to meet you. Kira helped me through a really stressful time in my life, and… I wanted to return the favor.

MISA: Return the favor? You made everything worse! I had a plan and now L is watching me closer than ever. I don’t think you even know how much of a risk it is for you to be here.

LIGHT: You and L have made contact? Wow, that’s amazing.

MISA: Yeah yeah, whatever. (frustrated) You know all this stress is really weighing in on my beauty sleep…oh god I’ve probably aged three years because of you. Rem, do I look old and wrinkly?

LIGHT: I-If it makes you feel any better, you can have my notebook. Please, just take it.

MISA: I think I will.

LIGHT: Ow!

MISA: (mocking baby tone) Oh sorry, did I swipe the notebook away too hard? Do you need a band-aid?

LIGHT: (sad) No, I’m fine…

MISA: Good. You can go now. Oh, and since I own your notebook now, you might as well relinquish ownership and forget about it. I don’t need you anymore. Toodles.

LIGHT: (beat) That’s it?

MISA: Yup, that’s it.

LIGHT: (beat) But I have the eyes! I can kill L for you!

MISA: And risk you coming in contact with L? You must be joking. You’ve done enough damage, kid. You want to help Kira? Go join all those other idiots online and send me criminal names, god knows I don’t get enough of those kids’ annoying emails.

LIGHT: No, I’m not leaving! I came here to help Kira, and I’m going to do it. From this point forward, I will be your faithful servant. Please, tell me what to do. Let me help you. That’s all I want.

MISA: Why are you so obsessed over me? Look, I get liking Kira and all, millions of people do, but why go through all this? You know your lifespan has been halved now, you can’t take that back.

LIGHT: Yeah, but I don’t care. I did it for you.

MISA: Ok this is getting creepy.

LIGHT: Sorry, that’s not what I meant. I had a feeling you didn’t have the eyes so I decided to help you out and try to help you out any way I could.

MISA: But the tapes? Seriously? That was really necessary?

LIGHT: How else was I going to meet you?

MISA: Sheesh, I don’t know, walk outside? You have the Shinigami Eyes and I’m on the cover of magazines.

LIGHT: I…I don’t really pay attention to that, stuff…I guess…

MISA: (loudly) YOU WHAT?! (takes a few deep breaths)(calmly, to herself) Calm yourself, Misa—wrinkles, remember the wrinkles…

REM: I truly don’t understand humans’ obsession with vanity.

LIGHT: I didn’t want to make this harder on you. That’s the last thing I want. Look, I’m at the top of my class and I have a bright future ahead of me at university and who knows what else. Nobody will suspect me of being the second Kira, I’m just too—

MISA: Ok I’m going to stop you right there. Your ignorance? That’s exactly what’s going to get you caught. See, when you’re famous, you don’t have time to feel like you’ll never get caught, so I had to do everything I could so I wouldn’t get caught. I had to work for everything I have and what did you do? You’re just some privileged boy who thinks you have everything all set up and I got news for you: You. Are. BLIND. Why do you think I became Kira in the first place?

LIGHT: But I feel exactly the same way!

MISA: Oh, please.

LIGHT: It’s true! A couple months ago…I didn’t know what I was going to do. I felt lost. I hated this stupid world. It was rotten, it was boring, I didn’t feel like anything I would accomplish would mean anything. But then Kira came along—and it was like a second chance. I could see you were building a world where evil people would suffer, and I was going to do whatever I could to help you along the way, even if I didn’t know your name.

MISA: Well, that’s very admirable of you. But the fact is I just don’t need you. Sorry. I’m already very well off as it is.

LIGHT: Please, anything! Let me help you, Misa. I’ll do anything. Anything!!

MISA: (scoff) Fine! (page rip) I don’t need you right now, but who knows what things will be like in a few months or so. Maybe a time will come when I do need someone else to do the job. So why don’t you just write your name and number down here and I’ll let you know when I need you. Okay?

LIGHT: (enthusiastic) Yes, yes, that’s absolutely fine! (pen scribbling) Thank you, I promise I won’t let you down.

MISA: Can I see that? Ahh, great. So just make sure your phone is turned on!

LIGHT: Thank you Misa. Words really can’t describe how happy I am that I can be of some service to you.

MISA: (dismissive) Uh-huh.

LIGHT: Seriously, it’s such an honor to even be able to meet you.

MISA: No problem.

LIGHT: I’m so excited to be working with you. I know that together you and I will build a better world, where good people and family can b—what th—ugh...ack! (coughs, chokes, dies).

RYUK: Holy—I—what the—?!

MISA: God I thought he’d never shut up. I can’t believe he fell for that. Though I probably shouldn’t have had him kill himself in the middle of my bedroom. Hmm…Rem?

REM: Yes?

MISA: Take care of him, will you? Go dump him in the ocean or something.

REM: You realize it will look like a corpse is flying through the sky.

MISA: Ugh, are you stupid? Just be discrete, Rem. Do I have to do everything?

REM: Very well. But you know this is going to come back to you at some point. (wings take off)

MISA: Yeah, yeah, I get it. I’ll deal with it. Now, Ryuk, I hope you’re not mad at me, are you?

RYUK: Uh…I guess not.

MISA: Then can I keep your Death Note?

RYUK: Well, thing is it’s not really mine, I—

MISA: Great! Ok, you can go now.

RYUK: Whatever you say. (under breath) This girl is nuts…

MISA: What was that?

RYUK: Nothing! I’m leaving. (wings take off)

MISA: (satisfied exhale) Looks like Misa wins again. Funny, I wonder what would’ve happened if an idiot like that guy was Kira. I doubt he’d do as good of a job as I could.

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Goddess of the New World

(Light/Misa Role Reversal) Misa Amane, a hardworking high school student simply trying to save the world when she encounters a fanboy and possible accomplice.

Cast:

Misa: may-motala

Light/Ryuk: yagami-raito-kun

Rem: solarlunarxiii

Pairing: LightxMisa

Written By: solarlunarxiii

Script: Here

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The Incredibly Important Infiltration Mission

Written by: solarlunarxiii

Audio: Here

The Incredibly Important Infiltration Mission

Written by: solarlunarxiii

Cast: Matt, Light, Mikami, Mello

Setting: Somewhere, in a very expensive restaurant…

Writer’s Note: This script is absolute crack and should not be taken with any grains of salt whatsoever. In my defense, it was requested.

MIKAMI: God, come in. God, are you there? Over.

LIGHT: Please stop calling me that.

MIKAMI: Very well, God—I’m sorry, Mr. Yagami—Yagami-san—

LIGHT: I’m going to stop you right there and put you on mute, ok? Ok.

MIKAMI: Wait! Are you at the restaurant?

LIGHT: Yes, I’m at the most expensive restaurant in Aoyama. So I swear, if you’re standing close by and I

see somebody collapse of a heart attack…

MIKAMI: No God, I wouldn’t dream of defying your orders!

LIGHT: (sigh) Please, just…stick to the audio feed. I don’t even know why you insisted on doing this, he’s

never going to let out his real name.

MIKAMI: But in case he does…

LIGHT: Yeah, you’ll be there to write down his name. Big deal. Why couldn’t I just tell you his name after

the fact? Better yet, why couldn’t I just do it?

MIKAMI: G-God? Are you there? There seems to be some disturbance in the audio signal…

LIGHT: (sigh) Whatever, just stay quiet please.

MIKAMI: Of course, God.

LIGHT: Stop calling me God!!

MIKAMI: Of course, God.

LIGHT: UGH!

(beat)

MELLO: You ready for this, Matt?

MATT: Yup.

MELLO: You sure? You don’t want to run through it one more time?

MATT: Nope.

MELLO: I don’t believe you. Tell me exactly what you’re going to say to him, step by step—

MATT: Yup.

MELLO: What?

MATT: Yup. Nope. Yup.

MELLO: Matt are you even there?

MATT: Huh? Oh hey Mello, sorry I’m playing Brain Age. It’s really boring.

MELLO: Seriously, Matt? You’re playing your DS in the middle of a restaurant?

MATT: Well what else do you expect me to do while I wait for my hot date?

MELLO: HE’S NOT YOUR HOT DATE, HE’S…(sigh), Matt…do you even know what you’re here for?

MATT: Mels, Mels, relax. I’m a natural charmer. I’ll have the Yagami boy swooning over me before the

entrée arrives.

MELLO: Yagami boy? He’s four years older than you!

MATT: Sure, but Matt here is still the maann…

MELLO: Oh, god… Ok fine, but don’t flirt with him too much. You’re here to get information. Don’t

forget it.

MATT: Yeah, yeah… Ok, I see him approaching the table now. I’m waving at him, He’s waving back and

looks kind of confused…

MELLO: Probably because you’re talking out loud?!

MATT: Oh, yeah. Ok, talk to you later Mels—(sharply)—Heyyyy I was beginning to wonder where you

were.

LIGHT: Yeah, sorry I guess I am a little late. Traffic, you know how it is.

MATT: Eyyy, no big deal. Stupid waiter hasn’t even brought me any water yet, cheapskates.

LIGHT: Y-Yeah…

MATT: Well don’t just stand there, take a seat, relax, enjoy the evening. By the way, I love your hair like

that. Very dark and handsome…

LIGHT: Excuse me?

MATT: Sorry, too forward? Guess I’m not surprised now why all the girls and boys are so obsessed with

you.

LIGHT: Oookay, we’re changing the subject now.

MATT: Alright, fine fine fine. So, tell me about yourself. I bet it’s a stressful life being top graduate at

Toho. I bet you probably get a little…tense?

MELLO: Matt, oh my god, what are you doing?

LIGHT: Look, um…I don’t want to be rude, but do you think we’re on a date? I asked you here because I

heard you had some information about the case? You know, the Kira case?

MATT: Yeah, I know…But you’re just so drop dead beautiful, Yagami, can you really blame me? (lighter

clicks)

LIGHT: Are you lighting a cigarette?

MIKAMI: God, come in, God, do you have his name yet?

LIGHT: (quietly) Shut up!

MATT: Whooaaa, calm down there, babycakes. It’s just a little cig, I’ll put it out.

LIGHT: No, sorry, you don’t have to do that.

MELLO: Matt, hello? What the hell are you doing in there? This isn’t a date!

MATT: (quietly) Would you chill out?

LIGHT: I said I’m sorry, I don’t care if you smoke in here.

MATT: No not you, I was just having flashbacks of my very annoying cockblocking friend who’s going on

mute now.

MELLO: What?! Matt, don’t you dare mut—(click)

MATT: Ah, that’s better. Now, where were we?

LIGHT: Well, I really would like to ask you some questions about this case. Is it true you have

connections to a place called Whammy’s House?

MATT: Whammy’s what? Yeah I don’t really know anything about that, but I do know a little but

about…music.

LIGHT: I’m sorry, what?

MATT: Hit it, piano man!

(very soft, loving, romantic piano music begins to play)

LIGHT: Oh my god…

MATT: You know Yagami, I don’t know if I’ve ever met a guy as handsome and charming as you before.

LIGHT: You’re serious right now.

MATT: When I look at you and you look at me, well, I don’t know about you, but I just feel a spark

between us. So much so that it almost feels like I’m getting… a heart attack.

LIGHT: This is not happening right now.

MATT: I really think we have something, you know? I just get this vibe.

MIKAMI: God? What is he talking about? Is he flirting with you?!

LIGHT: (under breath) Just shut up, Mikami.

MIKAMI: No, he can’t…you’re mine! He’ll never commit to you as much as I have!

LIGHT: Please do not tell me you’re getting jealous right now.  

MATT: Light, baby, my eyes are up here. Or were you wanting to jump straight to the main course…?

LIGHT: W-What? I wasn’t staring at your—

MATT: Hey, it’s no problem with me. I wasn’t that hungry anyway. Not for food that is…

LIGHT: Alright, that’s it, I’m leaving. This is going nowhere.

MATT: Aww, why it gotta be like that?

LIGHT: This was obviously a big mistake. If you want to actually talk about the case, call me.

MATT: Oh I will, but why wait when we can just—who the hell?

MIKAMI: (running towards the table, yelling) GOD! GOD!!!!!

LIGHT: Oh. My. God.

MIKAMI: STOP!! YOU’RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE!

LIGHT: Why the hell are you—um, I mean, who are you? Why are you calling me god, I don’t know you.

MIKAMI: God I’ve come to save you! Don’t listen to this man, he’s trying to seduce you!

MATT: Hey hey baby, there’s always room for one more.

LIGHT: No, I don’t even know him. Doesn’t this place have security?

MELLO: (also running towards the table, yelling) (angrily) MATT!

MATT: Oh look, now we’ve gone to four. What’s up, bro?

MELLO: Why did you put me on mute?

MATT: You were throwing off my game, man!

LIGHT: Hold on, aren’t you Mello? You’re the whole reason I set this stupid dinner up!

MELLO: Yeah and we were supposed to do this professionally but Matt here had to go and blow the

whole operation!

MATT: ….hehe, blow.

MELLO: I swear to GOD, MATT…

MIKAMI: GOD?! DID SOMEBODY SAY GOD?!

MELLO: Who is he?

LIGHT: Just ignore him, I apparently I have a lot of fans today.

MATT: (seductively) You sure do…

MELLO: Yup, that’s it, we’re leaving now.

MATT: Aww but I didn’t even get a goodnight kiss!

MELLO: The only thing kiss you’re getting is a kick in the ass, now let’s GO!

MATT: This will only take a second…

MELLO: MATT!

(Light gasps, Matt steals a kiss)

MATT: There, all better. Goodnight Light, I’m sure I’ll see you real soon.

MELLO: Get over here!

MATT: Ow, don’t yank the collar…

(dialogue fades with Mello and Matt bantering back and forth)

MIKAMI: God? Are you alright?

LIGHT: (blushed) Yeah, I’m alright. Wow…you know, I don’t know why, but…I suddenly have a very

strong urge to buy a pack of cigarettes.

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The Incredibly Important Infiltration Mission

(Crack) In order to gain information from the enemy, a top secret mission of love goes in act.

Cast:

Mikami: jeevashole

Light: yagami-raito-kun

Mello: haleybopcomet

Matt: lightnudes

Pairing: MattxLight

Written By: solarlunarxiii

Script: Here

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Schoolhouse Rock

High School AU. When Light Yagami works up the courage to ask Kiyomi Takada on a date, everything goes just as planned--until a certain British weeaboo transfer student intervenes.

Cast:

Light: yagami-raito-kun

Takada: graphemethrone

Beyond Birthday: wanglang1313

Pairing: LightxTakada

Written By: yagami-raito-kun

Script: Here

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Schoolhouse Rock

Written by: yagami-raito-kun

Audio: Here

SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK

CAST:

Light Yagami

Kiyomi Takada

Beyond Birthday

Setting: A high school in Japan.

(A school bell rings. Commotion in the hallway.)

LIGHT: Hey, Kiyomi. How do you think you did on that exam?

TAKADA: Ugh. I don’t want to talk about it.

LIGHT: That bad, huh?

TAKADA: I made an error in one of the proofs and couldn’t figure out what it was, and I didn’t

even get to the last page. I hate geometry.

LIGHT: Ouch. Didn’t you study?

TAKADA: Of course I studied. I’m just not a genius like you, Light.

LIGHT: Well, I wouldn’t say I’m a genius...

TAKADA: Sure you wouldn’t.

LIGHT: I’m not! I just work hard, I guess.

TAKADA: (slightly offended) I work hard, too.

LIGHT: Oh, no, I didn’t mean it like that. Just–maybe you’re not studying as efficiently as I am.

TAKADA: Meaning what?

LIGHT: Meaning maybe I could, you know, help you study. We could go to a tea shop, go over

whatever you’re having problems with. I’m pretty good at explaining.

TAKADA: Are you asking me on a date?

LIGHT: Possibly.

TAKADA: (amused) A date to do homework?

LIGHT: If you’d rather just go to the tea shop...

TAKADA: I’d love to. Thursday night?

LIGHT: I can’t. Tennis practice. Would Friday work?

TAKADA: I think so.

LIGHT: Great. So…it’s a date?

TAKADA: It’s a date.

BEYOND: Ah, Light. There you are.

LIGHT: Oh, no.

BEYOND: Talking to pretty girls again, eh? I should have known.

TAKADA: Light, who is this?

BEYOND: Oh, right. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Rue Ryuzaki, transfer student and

anime club president.

LIGHT: Beyond, for the last time, you’re not Japanese.

BEYOND: But I am in Japan. Am I not?

TAKADA:  I’m confused.

LIGHT: Kiyomi, this is Beyond Birthday. He’s the international student my parents are hosting.

Beyond, this is Kiyomi Takada.

TAKADA: Pleased to meet you.

BEYOND: Charmed. I’m not interrupting anything important, am I?

LIGHT: Well…

BEYOND: Oh, God. You’re not asking her out, are you?

LIGHT: Well, I…

BEYOND: You are. Why, you naughty little two-timer. I’m not sure whether to be offended or

proud.

LIGHT: Damn it, Beyond…

TAKADA: Light, what is he talking about?

BEYOND: What am I talking about? A certain Misa Amane, of course. That is who you’re

currently dating, correct?

LIGHT: Was dating. Let’s just say I wised up.

BEYOND: Oh? News to her. To hear her tell it, you’ve already asked her to the spring dance.

TAKADA: What?

LIGHT: Ignore him. He just likes to be a headache.

BEYOND: And what’s wrong with poor Amane, hmm? She’s certainly rather sweet on you.

LIGHT: Doesn’t mean I’m sweet on her.

BEYOND: Whyever not? Charming girl, really: great fashion sense, cute smile. Killer eyes.

LIGHT: She wears blue contacts.

BEYOND: Even so. This one’s eyes have no sparkle whatsoever. They’re almost as soulless

as—well, yours.

TAKADA: (offended) Excuse me?

LIGHT: Look, if you like Misa so much, why don’t you go make a pass?

BEYOND: Mmm. Not smart enough to be my type, I’m afraid. I have my eye on someone else.

TAKADA: Oh? Who’s the unlucky girl?

BEYOND: Misora.

LIGHT: Naomi? You’re kidding. Doesn’t she already have a boyfriend?

TAKADA: She does. She’s dating Raye.

BEYOND: A minor obstacle. She’s really not his type.

TAKADA: And you know this how?

BEYOND: Because he keeps making passes at Light, of course.

LIGHT: Oh, God.

TAKADA: (overlapping) What? But Light’s not…

BEYOND: Are you sure of that, Kiyomi?

LIGHT: Yes, she’s sure. Will you leave me alone?

BEYOND: I’m afraid I can’t. Your mother’s picking us up, remember?

TAKADA: Maybe I should just go.

LIGHT: No, you don’t have to…

BEYOND: An excellent idea. My advice is to run as far and fast as you can. Believe me, you’ll

be happier.

LIGHT: I’m so sorry about this.

TAKADA: It’s not your fault. I’ll see you tomorrow, okay?

LIGHT: Yeah. Have a good night. (pause) You’re a real piece of work, you know that?

BEYOND: I certainly do. It’s what makes life fun. Besides, that girl doesn’t deserve you.

LIGHT: Lay off. She’s a fine girl. Beautiful, caring, smart…

BEYOND: Exactly my point. No girl with any redeeming features deserves to be saddled with

you. Or boy, for that matter.

LIGHT: Very funny.

BEYOND: I wasn’t joking. Let’s go find your mother, shall we?

LIGHT: Beyond?

BEYOND: Yes?

LIGHT: If you ever try to cockblock me again, I will kill you.

BEYOND: (amused) My dear boy, you’re welcome to try.

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Mourning

Written by: solarlunarxiii

Audio: Here

Mourning

Written by: solarlunarxiii

Cast: Near, Gevanni, Halle Lidner, Mello

Setting: SPKheadquarters a few weeks after the canon conclusion of the Kira case.

GEVANNI: (through audio feed) Near, this is Gevanni. I wanted to tell you I’m heading back to headquarters.

NEAR: Good to hear. How was your meeting with the president?

GEVANNI: He’s agreed to make a formal address on the defeat of Kira, and will be keeping the existence of the notebook a national secret. That’s about all I could get out of him. I’m only a few minutes away from HQ, I’ll give you a rundown when I’m back.

NEAR: Very well, that’s fine. With that out of the way, we can finally put this case to a close.

GEVANNI: By the way, I couldn’t find any of those Legos you asked for but I did pick up a box of chocolate bars. I went ahead and picked the most expensive ones. I thought you wouldn’t mind.

NEAR: …Chocolate bars?

GEVANNI: Yeah. Is that alright?

(pause)

GEVANNI: Near?

LIDNER: (rolls office chair away from computer) Near?

NEAR: (pause) Sorry, I…had a separate train of thought. Yes that’s fine. I’ll see you back at headquarters.

GEVANNI: Okay—(is cut off by Near hanging up)

(pause)

LIDNER: Near, are you okay?

NEAR: Yes, I’m fine. I apologize, I suppose I haven’t had much sleep as of late.

(pause)

LIDNER: Near… may I speak freely?

NEAR: Of course, feel free.

LIDNER: It’s been two weeks, and there’s something troubling me I can’t get off my mind…

NEAR: Please, if you have any opinions, I’d like you to speak your mind.

LIDNER: It’s…Mello, Near. It’s been two weeks since Yellow Box and I haven’t heard you bring up his name once.

NEAR: Does that bother you?

LIDNER: Well, of course it does! He died to help solve this case and—no funeral, no honor, nothing. Doesn’t that bother you?

NEAR: People in our line of work don’t get glamorous lives—or deaths. Kira himself attended and spoke at L’s funeral. But I did ask Roger to make plots for Mello and L back at Wammy’s House. Besides that, I’m not sure what else you’re expecting.

LIDNER: Whatever happened between you two…it doesn’t seem right to just let it all slide under the bus.

NEAR: I know you and him had a complicated friendship. If you’d like your own space to mourn, I won’t stop you from taking a few days off.

LIDNER: No, it isn’t about me, Near, it’s about you. You knew him more than anyone on earth. You and him used to be friends.

NEAR: It’s true, we were friends, at one point. Maybe even… (pause) No, I…I would appreciate if we could just end this conversation at that, please.

LIDNER: All I’m trying to say is…you’re allowed to grieve the death of your friend.

(pause)

LIDNER: (concerned) Near, please listen to me.

(the audio turns to echo, transitioning into Near’s recalling a past conversation)

MELLO: I hate Kira! I’m going to find him, and when I do, I’m gonna put a bullet right between his smug little eyes!

NEAR: That’s taking this a little far.

MELLO: L was just killed and you’re not even going to be sad about it? You’re just going to sit there like a robot and pretend nothing even happened?

NEAR: No, I’m going to put my emotions into action and defeat Kira. Acting out in and anger and rage will help no one—not even yourself.

MELLO: Shut up! Having emotions doesn’t make you weak. Just because you suppress everything doesn’t make you superior.

NEAR: I disagree.

MELLO: So you have no emotions? Not even the ones you said you had for me?

NEAR: (beat) That’s…That’s not, what I—

MELLO: (interrupting) Forget it, I’m not gonna be a tool for your little puzzle. I’ll catch Kira on my own, and when I do, I’ll prove to the world that I’m not going to take one step behind you my whole life.

NEAR: Mello, you’re being irrational.

MELLO: (aggressively) No, Near, I’m being honest. Something that you apparently can’t be—not even to yourself.

(end of Near’s flashback)

NEAR: (reflectively in his thoughts) Mello… you never changed. But maybe…you were right. I was immature back then, but I would never admit it. In fact…I don’t think I’ve truly admitted it at all. But that doesn’t matter anymore. I suppose that I’ll never be able to say that I’m sorry… for the way I made you feel….

LIDNER: Alright Near, fine. I’ll stop talking about it and never bring him up again. But I just think it’s wrong that Mello gave his life for the investigation and he hardly even gets a final mention.

NEAR: (upset) I understand, Lidner. Thank you.

(pause)

NEAR: (a light teary sob)

LIDNER: Near? Near, what’s wrong?

(Near crying, but fighting viciously to fight back the tears)

LIDNER: Near wait, I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have pushed you.

GEVANNI: (enters) Near, the building’s metal detector is broken again—(sudden change of tone) Near what happened?

NEAR: (choked up) I’m…fine…

LIDNER: I am so sorry, I didn’t want to bring up any bad memories. We all grieve in different ways, I shouldn’t have—

NEAR: I would like it…if I could be left alone for a while. Please…go home early.

GEVANNI: Lidner, what did you do?

LIDNER: I, I was worried about Near, and with Mello, gone, I—

NEAR: (and outlandish, almost out of character yell) Please go.

GEVANNI: …Right away, sir. (the sound of the door closing)

LIDNER: (walks towards the door) Near…I’m sorry. (door closes)

(the audio fades out with sounds of Near crying slightly by himself on the floor)

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Mourning

With Kira defeated, Near is left only with the feelings he could never let surface.

Cast:

Gevanni: reasxnabledoubt

Near: mustlovemello

Halle: graphemethrone

Mello: haleybopcomet

Pairing: implied MelloxNear

Written By: solarlunarxiii

Edited By: solarlunarxiii

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Devotion

L/Light budding romance AU.

Cast:

Light: yagami-raito-kun

L: justice-with-strawberries

Misa: may-motala

Written by: solarlunarxiii

Edited by: solarlunarxiii

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Devotion

Written by: solarlunarxiii

Audio: Here

Devotion

Written by: solarlunarxiii

Cast: L, Misa, Light

Setting: In Misa’s room in task force headquarters. L/Light budding romance AU.

LIGHT: Stop it Ryuzaki, what if somebody walks in here?

L: Light, I’m only holding your hand. I thought that last night you said—?

LIGHT: That was last night—people say and do all kinds of things when they’re…you know…”in the mood”.

L: (sadly) I see…

LIGHT: N-No, that’s not what I meant. Give me your hand back.

L: It’s alright, I don’t want to pressure you into doing anything you aren’t comfortable with. I will admit, I have little experience in romance nor did I predict I would fall for you so quickly—but if you only wish for a one-night-fling, I will content to that.

LIGHT: Ooh no no no, you’re not going to start pulling that.

L: Pulling what?

LIGHT: Twisting my words into a guilt trip. I told you, I do like you, Ryuzaki. 

L: But what if this is all Kira’s master plan to get close to me and then strike me down?

LIGHT: I don’t know Ryuzaki, from what I know of Kira I doubt he even has a heart.

L: No he has a heart, it’s just in the wrong place. (beat) And where is your heart, if I may ask?

LIGHT: (agitated) I don’t know, is it possible to even say? We spent one night together. That doesn’t mean my heart should be anywhere.

L: That isn’t what I mean. I mean your heart of conscience. Were you planning on telling Misa about our relationship anytime soon? I believe you two are still together.

LIGHT: That’s not going to be easy, and you know it. She’s obsessed with me—and thought you said you wanted to keep her around for information pertaining to the second Kira.

L: I do. But with this recent development… I find my heart and my mind doing battle. It is…frustrating.

LIGHT: (beat) Well… I don’t want to put any labels on us yet. We don’t have to be in a relationship—or even more than friends—we just enjoy each other’s company. Maybe the blanks will fill themselves in.

MISA: (bursting through the door) Liiiight I’m home! There you are!

LIGHT: (surprised and disappointed) Oh, hey, Misa…

MISA: Are you two still up here? Sheesh, it doesn’t even look like you’ve moved since I left…

L: Yes and as you can see, we’re working on some very important confidential information pertaining to the Kira case, and would appreciate the privacy.

MISA: What? No, uh-uh, that’s exactly what you said to me three hours ago when I left to go shopping! 

Besides, this is my room! Now it’s a Friday and Light promised me that we were going out to dinner. 

L: Very well, may I pick the place this time?

MISA: What?! You’re not coming!

L: (holds up handcuffs) I believe I am. Did you forget? Light isn’t leaving my sight. 

MISA: But it’s been two weeks! How long do I have to wait until you’re positive Light isn’t Kira? You’re supposed to be a world famous detective, so figure it out already!

LIGHT: I’m sorry Misa, but Ryuzaki has every right to suspect me. I’m happy to do anything it takes until he’s 100% convinced. 

MISA: But this isn’t fair! You’re not Kira! 

L: Prove it.

MISA: Why don’t you?

L: I’m trying to.

MISA: Yeah and you’re doing a terrible job. 

L: Oh, now that’s not nice. 

MISA: Well neither are you! Now take off those handcuffs so Light and I can go out. 

L: No, I’m not doing that. 

MISA: Uugghh!! 

L: You’d do yourself a favor to stop stressing over this. I told you, I don’t want to have to do this either. 

But until I’m convinced, I’m afraid I have no other choice.

MISA: That’s a huge lie and you know it. 

L: Think what you want, but the fact remains. You and Light can still go out together, but I will be accompanying you. It will remain this way until we catch Kira.  

MISA: Don’t sit there in your high and mighty chair and tell me what to do with my boyfriend! 

L: Your boyfriend’s duty right now is to the Kira investigation—and to me. 

MISA: To you? Who is who’s boyfriend, Ryuzaki?

(silence)

MISA: Well?

L: (beat) …As I said. Catching Kira is all that matters. We have a lead. I would appreciate it if you would cooperate. 

MISA: How can I cooperate when my boyfriend is being handcuffed to some greasy detective?

LIGHT: Misa, please, you’re being obnoxious…

MISA: Obnoxious?! And you don’t have a problem with being handcuffed to this creep? The same creep who tied me up for weeks and watched me through a camera? 

LIGHT: Not this, again…

MISA: (disheartened) I thought you cared about me…

L: Don’t feel bad, Light. I believe this is just a woman’s natural emotional cycle. 

MISA: Stop it, you perv! See Light, he’s doing it again! 

L: (voice raising) Are you forgetting who’s the one suspected of being the second Kira? I think you’re lucky that you aren’t handcuffed to me right now.

MISA: Like I could stand to be stuck around you for more than 5 minutes!

L: Trust me, the feeling is mutual.

LIGHT: Stop it you two, you’re not accomplishing anything by bickering at each other.

MISA: Light why aren’t you defending me?! I thought you loved me…

LIGHT: And when exactly did I say that?

MISA: (cries, no dialogue)

LIGHT: N-No, Misa, don’t cry—

MISA: (interrupting in anger) It doesn’t matter what you do, Ryuzaki. You’ll never understand Light on the same level as I do, because you’ll never love him the way that I do!

L: Then perhaps I should re-evaluate, if all it takes to understand him is the IQ of a walnut.

MISA: (frustrated, sobbing yell) SHUT UP! HE’S MY BOYFRIEND, NOT YOURS!

(extended silence) 

LIGHT: Misa, I think it’s best that you went downstairs for a while. Let me walk you out.

MISA: Don’t bother, I’ll go by myself. (distancing footstep clicks)

LIGHT: No, Misa, wait… (tug of the chain) (grunt) Ryuzaki, can I just— (click) …huh?

L: Go. 

LIGHT: You’re sure?

L: There’s security monitors around every corner. It doesn’t matter anymore. Just go. Don’t leave the building.

LIGHT: Ryuzaki—

L: I wish to be left alone for a moment.

(footsteps, door clicking shut)

L: (quietly, in soliloquy) Perhaps you’re right. I don’t understand him on your level. (drawn out pause)  But nor do I want to. What you fail to understand is the man you infatuate over is nothing more than a glorified serial killer. He doesn’t care about you. I doubt he even cares for me. Then again… (beat, stirring coffee) perhaps you know that. But it makes no difference. Regardless of your devotion to Light Yagami—to Kira—you will NEVER connect with him on the same level as I do. And until you realize this, there is nothing more to discuss. (pause, sip of coffee) What have I gotten myself into…

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You may use your same files, but we would like it to be sent in again for time sake on our part!

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Updates

Due to some unforeseen circumstances we've been on a minor pause, everyone. Not to fear, we're still alive and well! 

For now, we'll be running on a bi-weekly schedule, so audio will be posted every other week. Thanks everyone!

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Open casting Call!

Dnvoices is currently still on the look for several characters to be filled, which means we a few dedicated actors looking to join our project! 

The main roles we are looking for as followed: Aiber, Teru Mikami, Touta Matsuda, and Wedy. But all empty rolls are open for auditions!

Some guidelines for your upcoming audition:

You may audition for as many characters as you’d like. Please include all auditions in one email to make things more convenient. Please note that you may only accept three roles to be cast as.

You will need to audition will a piece spoken by the character you are auditioning for. This includes items from the anime and manga. Fanfiction is also included, but please choose only items that are in character and provide a link to the fanfiction. Your audition piece should be 1 to 5 minutes long. Please stay close to these times!

Send mp3 or WAV files only!

Include your introduction, age, name, characters you are auditioning for, and tumblr url (if you have one) in the body of the e-mail. If you’d like to give any other information you are free to do so.

Send all audition e-mails to  [email protected]

Have fun!

Deadline for this round of auditioning ends on January 5th! Please have your audition in no later than then. 

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Due to the Holidays, DnVoices is taking a vacation for the holidays!

So that means there will be no audio today or next week, December 27th. But never fear! We’ll be back the next week with some great stuff!

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Smoked Ego

Written by: swordsinthesnowdrift

Audio: Here

SMOKED EGO

CAST:

Matt

Mello

Near

Setting: Mello and Matt convince Near to do something other than lock himself away in his room. Wammy’s era.

MATT: Look, Near, we need to talk to you. NEAR: Is that so, Matt? MATT: Yeah, it’s so. MELLO: Don’t look so smug about it. MATT: Mels, let me do the talking. MELLO: (defensive) Stop calling me that. And why can’t I talk? MATT: Because I said so. MELLO: You can’t just do that! MATT: I just did. Are you listening? MELLO: I’m listening! You’re being rude! NEAR: Was there something you needed to say to me? MELLO: (overlapping) No! MATT: (overlapping) Yes. MELLO: There’s nothing. Just forget about it. NEAR: Not all of our memories are so fleeting, Mello. MELLO: Why you little-- MATT: (interrupting) Before you burst an ulcer, I’m gonna remind you they don’t serve your favorite in prison. Not in the quantities you inhale the stuff, anyway. MELLO: Excuse you? MATT: Chocolate, Mello. Not drugs. MELLO: I wasn’t thinking drugs-- MATT: And I’m a purple dinosaur. MELLO: (beat) Shut it. MATT: Never. NEAR: If you’re going to argue amongst yourselves rather than finish whatever you had to say, leave me out of it. MELLO: Be patient. We’re getting there. NEAR: You came to me unprepared. That doesn’t merit patience. MATT: Guys. Guys, this is important. The fate of the world is resting on the shoulders of this conversation. Eternal darkness will fall if we don’t— MELLO: This isn’t a Zelda game, Matt. Stop being overdramatic. MATT: Of course it isn’t. If it were a Zelda game, you guys could take as long as you want and the fate of the world will wait for you. NEAR: Matt. MATT: (extended, innocently) Yeah, Near? NEAR: Your point. MATT: Oh, that. We were just wondering if you wanted to— MELLO: Matt was wondering, actually. I couldn’t care less. MATT: Stop interrupting me. (forcefully) As I was saying— MELLO: No. MATT: (frustrated) Yes. NEAR: Spit it out. I have things to attend to. MATT: I wanted to know if you wanted to play a video game with us. NEAR: And why would I want to do that? MELLO: What else have you got to do? Sit around and solve the same stupid puzzle? NEAR: Yes. MELLO: Near, I swear to God— MATT: (rushed) We’re going to go back to the Common Room to play video games and were wanting you to join us, but if you don’t, that’s fine, whatever, it’s just a game. NEAR: Alright. MELLO: See? I told you he wouldn’t want to— (bemused) Did you just agree? NEAR: ‘Alright’ is a term of concurrence, Mello. MELLO: Stop doing that! NEAR: Doing what? MELLO: Speaking as if you’re all high and mighty! MATT: So that’s a yes, I get to babysit two for the evening? NEAR: If you’re going to complain, I’ll be going back to my room. MELLO: Too late, shortcake. You agreed to go. NEAR: Consent is ongoing. I have the right to revoke it at any second. MATT: Sucks to have that mindset! C’mon, you’re coming with us! MELLO: (gloating) I’ll beat you, I swear. MATT: You won’t beat me. Mario Kart is my jam. MELLO: I was talking to Near! MATT: (sound of Nintendo DS starting) Yeah, yeah. Dinner’s in two hours. Can you keep from tearing his throat out for that long? MELLO: No. NEAR: Try it. I dare you. MATT: Guys? MELLO: Oh, like you could stop me? NEAR: As a matter of fact— MELLO: Shut up. You’re what, twelve? I could kill you easily. NEAR: That’s not something I would brag about. MATT: Guys— MELLO: At least I have something to brag about. NEAR: Not your intelligence, that’s for sure. MELLO: Why you little— MATT: (more insistently) Guys? MELLO: (irritated) What, Matt? MATT: (amused) I started without you.

(Mello and Near protest indignantly as the audio fades out)

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Mello and Matt convince Near to do something other than lock himself away in his room.

Cast:

Matt: lightsnudes

Near: mustlovemello

Mello: haleybopcomet

Written by: swordsinthesnowdrift

Editor: swordsinthesnowdrift

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Congratulations, You're Second Best

Written By: swordsinthesnowdrift

Audio: Here

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU’RE SECOND BEST

CAST:

Mello Beyond Birthday Matt

Setting: Wammy’s Orphanage, pre-LABB. Mello, age 9. B, age 16.

MELLO: (excited) B. B! (beat, sound of the door knocking) B! Open up, it’s important! BIRTHDAY: (door opens) MELLO: Look! B, look. We got our projects back, and I didn’t miss a point. BIRTHDAY: Ah. MELLO: (gloating) Near missed six points. And I got the highest grade. Out of everyone! BIRTHDAY: Is that so? MELLO: Yeah, see? I brought the papers. BIRTHDAY: You didn’t get the highest grade out of everyone. I wasn’t assigned a project. Your grade can’t possibly be higher than mine. MELLO: Well-- well, I had the highest grade out of everyone who did do it. BIRTHDAY: (patiently) Then that’s a different story. MELLO: (uncertain) Being exempt doesn’t count! BIRTHDAY: You didn’t specify that. MELLO: But you knew what I meant-- BIRTHDAY: (interrupting) Congratulations. MELLO: …Oh? Thanks. BIRTHDAY: You’re welcome. MELLO: (beat) That’s all you’re gonna say? BIRTHDAY: (beat, decisive) …Yes. MELLO: B, I ranked first. First. BIRTHDAY: (bored) I don’t recall claiming you were wrong to be proud. MELLO: You didn’t say I wasn’t! BIRTHDAY: Stop looking for others to justify you. You won’t get anywhere that way. MELLO: I don’t need you to justify me. BIRTHDAY: Didn’t I just say I wasn’t going to? MELLO: That’s the point! BIRTHDAY: (amused) I believe you’re confused by the point you’re trying to make. MELLO: I’m not, I just- I got the best grade out of everyone. Can’t you be happy for me, for two minutes? BIRTHDAY: I… might be able to manage one, given the right circumstances. MELLO: (impatient) And what would are those dang circumstances? BIRTHDAY: (thoughtful) Cake, maybe. Or brownies-- oh, no, no, no. Jam. Most certainly the strawberry jam kept in the kitchens. Third shelf from the bottom. Second fridge. MELLO: You know where the kitchen is. You get it yourself. BIRTHDAY: That would violate the circumstances. BIRTHDAY: (suppressed exasperation) You’re completely missing the point. Think, Mello. MELLO: I am thinking! I think you’re being unfair! I got an A, can’t you just be happy for me without going on this big rant? BIRTHDAY: It isn’t a rant. You’re just complaining. And evading the point. MELLO: I’m not-- BIRTHDAY: (interrupting) Haven’t I already said that you don’t need someone else to justify you, that doing well only for your status in the eyes of others is a waste of time? MELLO: No, you said-- MATT: (knock on door) Mels? We’re gonna go play football-- are you coming? Linda wants you to be team captain. MELLO: No-- maybe later, Matt. MATT: What else have you got going on? What else could be more important than football? MELLO: Not everyone can just sit around and play sports. Some of us study. MATT: You aren’t studying. You’re arguing at B again. MELLO: Yeah, but-- BIRTHDAY: Go on, Mello. If it needs to, this can wait. MELLO: (defeated) Yeah, yeah-- I’ll be right there, Matt. BIRTHDAY: Go, then. MELLO: Why are you so set on telling me not to want support? Maybe I do want support. What’s so bad about that? BIRTHDAY: You don’t want my approval. You want my confirmation that you’ve done better than Near. MELLO: (beat) So what? BIRTHDAY: You’ve only done better than Near on one paper. MELLO: I still beat him at something! BIRTHDAY: You’re wasting your time trying to beat someone in academics who is, by all results, academically stronger than you. Their talent is not yours. Your strengths lie elsewhere. Why not pursue them? MELLO: They don’t! I just need to study more, and… MATT: Mello! MELLO: Coming, I’m coming, Matt-- (beat) B? BIRTHDAY: (firm) Go. (pause, door shutting) (musing, to an empty room) If you can’t learn from my mistakes now, child… I regret to find how your fate unravels.