WangXian married with a son 🤍❤️

@do-it-for-wei-wuxian

🖤 "𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒕. 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔" 🖤 MDZS - SVSSS - TGCF - Genshin Impact - Honkai: Star Rail - Honkai Impact 3rd | she/her | ace queer | INFP |

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sleepy dickbin is bruce’s perfect excuse to ditch a party early

superman-creampieing-batman

https://www.tumblr.com/writing-prompt-s/824224907966775297/when-humans-finally-met-aliens-humans-were-a-bit?source=share

Kal-El was sent to Earth because of the fascination he held towards humans and their behaviour, the people of his planet were worried about him unnerving the residents of Earth with his fantasies but they hoped it wouldn't all go to shit.

Unbeknownst to them the people of the Earth were worried about the same thing. So the justice league was called to handle the matter professionally and Batman was the one who volunteered to talk to the aloen himself. And while the rest of the league was the tiniest bit concerned, they let him be.

And to no one's (every one's) surprise Kal-El and Batman clicked instantly. It didn't take long for both men to assess each other and mark the other as harmless before having a potentially insightful conversation.

And what an insight conversation they had, the league had to intervene and take Batman back after he sat there with the alien exchanging notes—on each other's anatomy and fantasies— for 6 hours straight.

After this incident Kal-El stuck like a leech to Batman and exchanged knowledge and bodily fluids with the other man for research purposes and nothing else until he had to go back to his planet.

He came back 6 months later and this time with the intention to reside on Earth permanently with his mate to hopefully marry him and pop some cute kids.

thememedaddy

skaldish

I think about this a lot.

computationalcalculator

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

clitorius-maximus

Hand job vs manual labor

ohgreatblackbunny

Tags deserved to be seen

thememedaddy

waveoftheocean

here's the full 2 page comic i did for @batfamilyzine ft. little richard sneaking away from a boring gala!! 🤸‍♂️

alyakthedorklord

Justice League meeting on the watchtower, totally boring, nothing interesting on the docket-

Until a portal opens up and a white haired teen sticks his head through, and all the heroes are suddenly on alert as the kid looks around. His eyes catch on Batman and he grins, pointing directly at him.

“Man dressed as a bat!”

Batman: ???

White haired teen reaches back into the portal and brings another, slightly smaller teenager with black hair through, holding him up by the armpits. “Is this your dimension?”

The black haired teenager - is that Robin’s symbol on his chest? looks around, then tuts. “No. My Wonderwoman is taller, and my Aquaman has a beard. Also, this place seems more… color saturated.”

The white haired teen huffs. “Aw, man. I got excited. Well, at least we’re getting closer! Come on, Robin!”

Snapping out of his shock, Superman twitches forward. “Hey, wait-!”

Both teenagers vanish in a flash of light before any of them can stop them.

“…I would look good with a beard.”

tizeline

"But Tiz, Jason isn't wearing his helmet in the new com-" SSSHHHHhhhhh shut up I dont care he should wear it 🫵

moss-covered-thoughts

THE MOST PERFECT USE OF THIS MONOLOGUE FURHHRDNDJ

thefreakmeister

me: isn’t it funny how captain kirk was supposed to be the sex appeal of star trek but it ended up being spock

my dad: i thought it was bones

me:

my dad: i thought bones was supposed to be the sex appeal

thefreakmeister

prev you’re the only person here that gets it

thefreakmeister

how the fuck did you figure him out this fast

thememedaddy

shetltsarr

Dark Knight 🦇

robs-your-robins

I love the idea of the Bats slowly beginning to treat Damian like a regular kid his age and Damian letting them. Alfred making pancakes with a smiley face for Damian. Bruce helping Damian with his hair before school and if he's anyway tired, helping him untie his laces at the end of the patrol. Jason carrying an exhausted Damian in from the Batmobile. Dick sending Damian to ask Bruce for favours and Damian immediately starting with, "Richard asked me to ask you-". Tim letting Damian watch horror movies with him in exchange for not telling Bruce about Kon sneaking into of the house. Duke taking Damian shopping for "cool" school clothes because as Damian says, of all his siblings Duke dresses the coolest. Cass letting Damian win in sparring matches. Steph constantly bringing him sweets and listening to him talk about the latest TV show he's discovered or praising his art.