[foggy-ghosts]

he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore.

[doccystrange]

Though not a lap cat, Link was our sweetest girl. She was a classic middle sister, endlessly tolerant of her sisters’ shenanigans. I’ll miss her constant slow blinks, her soft meows and loud purrs, her quiet companionship, and her sweet angel face more than I can say. I hope she and Ember are playing and taking naps in the sun together. I’m so glad to have been loved by her, and to carry on loving her in her absence

[scoes]

(no drinks in) who wants me

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 18 hours 23 minutes

[doccystrange]

People who sing karaoke are braver than any us marine

[doccystrange]

Where do i donate funds to help you out??

That's very sweet but I've already paid it so it's all good :) I just needed to vent a bit

[doccystrange]

Unexpected email from a former student got me crying 🥲

[doccystrange]

I want to vent about my job but none of my post drafts are doing my rage full justice. So idk fuck my boss that's it that's all I've got

[doccystrange]

😭😭😭 that story was heartbreaking

I appreciate your empathy babes and I don't mean to be a downer but can I just tell you that that all is like not even scratching the surface of my sob story rn lol

[bedazzlecunt]

"looking respectfully" i need you to look at me like you're fantasizing about cumming on my face actually

[doccystrange]

lollll a little while ago I went to get a mammogram bc when I was staying in the hospital with my dying cat I started having pain I didn't care for but I was denied when I got there bc I'm not old enough (even though I put my age online when I made the appointment and was not prevented from making the appointment) so I went to the obgyn for a breast exam and while I was there she said normally we don't do hpv tests until you're 30 but you turn 30 in less than a month so Im just gonna go ahead and do it so I said okay. Then I received a camera speeding ticket for $100 in the mail from when I was driving home from the mammogram I was denied (the day before my fucking cat died) and then I got a bill for $160 from the obgyn for the hpv test and I called my insurance to ask why and they said it's because that test is only covered if you're 30+ (I turn 30 in two weeks and also the obgyn never mentioned this) and I spent over and hour on the phone with insurance trying to understand my explanation of benefits bc the math didn't add up and the woman kept saying she didn't know and didn't understand why the EOB was showing me what it was showing me and she pulled a bunch of other people in and eventually she just. Hung up on me. like fully on purpose just couldn't figure it out and hung up after wasting an hour of my time and leaving me with the full bill. So now I owe $260 ultimately all bc the fucking radiology place can't figure out how to set their website to not let me make a self referred mammo appointment if I'm under 40. Having fun!

[malglories]

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

[doccystrange]

That last photo was incredible

Thank you, I liked it too :)

[the-quasar-hero]

If she’s your girl then how come she’s thematically and aesthetically aligned with me?

[forcefemdemonprincess]

If she's your girl how come she's my narrative foil

[doccystrange]

Going to this baseball game dressed like if a PTA mom was kind of a slut

[kosmogrl]

we talk about doing it scared and doing it alone but what about doing it uninterested

[doccystrange]

Brokenhearted but still shook my little ass at that wedding