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'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.

eggsaladstain

what a time to be alive

uncleclaudius

Toddler footprint preserved on a tile for 2000 years, from Vaison-la-Romaine in southern France.

tuxedodan

yeah I know them we went to tumblr together

roboco-san

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

wxtch-bxtch-shxt

Me: *in bed in pink pjs, surrounded by stuffed animals, watching children’s tv shows, eating candy*

Me: I am a powerful WITCH a child of the NIGHT nothing can defeat me

necrotranscjk

An important tweet

sighinastorm

This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.

oldpaintings

Feliks Michał Wygrzywalski (Polish, 1875-1944)

rippedstitches

Oh shit sorry my cats fell asleep on ur dash. Yea u can kiss their heads

escapism-z-deactivated20240203

*Tall, snarky, dark haired fictional men exists*

Me:

clockworkbee

ⓘ This user wants to be someone's sweet villain and darling god, dearest punishment and sweet nemesis, who they think is the only real thing in a land of ghosts, and by who they are forever undone.

thebestbooksaround

I personally do not think the things chocolate guy makes should be legal

l-a-l-o-u

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

characterlimit

hate when folk call the Sun “our nearest star” no you dweebs that’s OUR STAR! After everything she's done for you and you want to compare her to some lightyears away ass nobody called some shit like Guncho 785B? We're not spinning eternally around any old ball, we’re three deep in the window on board the Sol Train and she did NOT provide the catering, the itinerary and all the fuel to share credit with some two-bit Proxima Centauri hack. point to these nuts in a constellation while you're at it. i love the sun