“I really don’t think your skin is meant to turn that shade of blue…”
“You’re running a fever, we need to get you help.”
“That’s not a bump… that’s a broken bone.”
“Something bit me and… this isn’t good.”
“What did you eat? When? We need to know to make this better!”
“Just because you aren’t bleeding, doesn’t mean you aren’t hurt!”
“I hate to admit it, but I don’t think I can walk.”
“I can’t feel part of my arm… it’s numb.”
“There isn’t blood, I’m fine.”
“Breathing hurts… it really hurts…”
“Well that’s definitely dislocated.”
“Can you just pop it back in? Yes I’ll be in pain but that just means it worked.”
“Lay down. I’m serious, you can’t stand and it’s not from drinking.”
“Make the room stop spinning and my head stop being in pain.”
“I don’t think I should have eaten that…”
“That is definitely swollen.”
“No, I will get you some ice for that. You say sat down.”
“That’s a limp, and the line I draw. I’m carrying you.”
“You don’t have to… I can… fine, I’m not gonna win this argument.”
“My leg won’t move properly, I only feel prickling numbness.”
“This tightness in my chest won’t go away.”
“Something feels out of place. I can’t tell where.”
“Just because it’s okay on the outside, does not mean it’s okay on the inside!”
“That is not a normal skin colour. What happened?”
“I swear this is why I started carrying oddly specific medicines on me…”