Everything I Say Turns To Discourse

Call me Hilbert, 20 years old, he/him

[saintoflostmonsters]

Honest to God I want RvB: Zero to be finished already just so we can all move on. The weirdos who keep misinterpreting Fiona and Torrian's words ("rvb has totally had rap in it before" okay bitch cool they never said it didn't you just got in your feelings) and the freaks whose blind devotion to RoosterTeeth keeps them from reading any criticism without going into a rage both need a fucking nap. I've said it before I'll say it again: Zero could be trash, it could flop, whatever, chalk up the L... but for you to sit there and keep injecting malice into everything the crew does is some grimy shit and a bad look no matter how big of a "fan" you claim to be. Watch it don't watch it feel your feelings but stop acting like it's either gotta be the second coming of christ or satan pissing on your comfort series specifically to spite you. It's not that deep.

[doctor-hilbert]

Funny how the most hated RvB season thus far is - Only one episode in - The first season with a director of color, a Black Man. Funny. Funny. Funny. VERY funny. How that works. :)

[doctor-hilbert]

Just unfollow people dude quit complaining, Zero aint above criticism just because you like it

Didn’t say it was above criticism? I said I was tired of people treating it like trash just for being “different”. I haven’t even fuckin seen it yet, I dunno if I like it or not. But seeing people call it trash and bad with only ONE episode out, and the main complaint being that it’s “different” and “not like the older show” isn’t criticism, it’s just stupid whining. It says a LOT that you felt the need to send this ask over me making a post stating something that simple. And on ANON too, such bravery.

[doctor-hilbert]

Bro I haven’t even seen RvB Zero yet and already I’m tired of people treating it like it’s the spawn of satan or some shit.  Why yes, how dare a 17 Season show decide to switch things up. How dare it get a new main cast. How dare it try a different tone. How DARE. Seriously, I was having a hard time starting the seasons after 15 because as MUCH as I love the cast, it had been OVER FIFTEEN SEASONS of them. Holy shit! Let them fucking rest! Honestly the only thing I’m not fond of so far with what I’ve seen of RvB Zero is that it has Wash and Carolina. I’m sure they have a reason to be there, and having at least a couple “familiar characters” was likely seen as necessary to keep an audience, but. God. Literally had to unfollow like three people because they kept hateposting abt RvB Zero being “different” and having “awful NEW writers” and all this other crap. Once RvB Zero drops for non-FIRST members, I’m gonna watch the fuck out of it. This could be just what the show needs.

[doctor-hilbert]

Hot take after replaying the whole Bioshock franchise:

Bioshock Infinite fucking sucks and Bioshock 2 is better than it by a fucking mile. Also Bioshock 1 is still god tier.

Serious note though, Infinite has good ELEMENTS. Good setting, some neat lore, a few memorable characters, fairly good combat. But the story, with or without the horrid racism, is just messy and bad and feels awful to sit through. By the end I was practically speedrunning to get done with the experience.

Meanwhile people say Bioshock 2 is the worst of the franchise, when it and its DLC feel good enough to be held up with the first game imo. Wild.

[doctor-hilbert]

Massive thanks to @segasaturn0 and @lordofguts for their Beetlejuice bootleg!! Super hyped to finally see this musical in full!

[suspendersofdisbelief]

mr frank sir PLEASE tell us that launchpad heart eyeing penny was just a gag PLEASE 🥺😫

Guys, please have a little faith. Sam King wouldn’t let us do you dirty.

[doctor-hilbert]

Wait one of the good guys was supposed to die

Was it actually Gyro? The clones said they don't know which one is the real Gyro anymore. Did the real Gyro actually die?

[doctor-hilbert]

Knowing how good the DT team is, I honestly trust that the little Launchpad-Penny gag was just a gag and that alone. It'd be too out of left field and too piss poor of a writing choice to make anything legitimate out of "Penpad". I think it was just a joke meant to show how easily Launchpad can crush on people, especially really Unique and/or Strong people.

Plus who can blame LP? Penny is gorgeous! I been blushing since I first saw her too.

If they really DO play us then I'll have to tie my damn clown shoes but I legitimately think they wouldn't do us like this. "Penpad" is a simple gag and the "ship" is dead on arrival.

[gaystarline]

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My Commissions Post!! I’m trying to get out of a rough living situation, so every commission or reblog helps!! Thank you!!

[oldwonderlaney]

A commission for my boyfriend of some of his Fallout New Vegas OCs!! Was a ton of fun, AND my first time using Clip Studio Paint!! Any excuse to draw Fallout is a good excuse My Commissions Are Open!!

[duckblurrpg]

Coming Soon!! Stay tuned for character creation info, then further game rules!! The full rulebook is in the works!!

[doctor-hilbert]

Literally where is the tagged Delpad hate?? Like, outside of this and my prior post?? Where is it?? Where are the Direct Attacks on Delpad shippers that they keep crying about?? I have yet to see a single one. I want to understand why Delpad shippers feel like there's some fuckin war against them.

[iamthehousethatfloats]

Hi there! Here are some receipts for you 😊

Oh and here’s a nice example, of the hate blog named after the ship that shows up as the first result on the page when fans want to look for content about a thing they love.

And here’s the anti-Delpad pride flag, or as some proudly call it, the ‘delpad-phobic flag’ (imagine being proud of being phobic of anything... goodness me).

And this is a lovely example of the kind of response received when someone attempts to have an adult discussion on the matter of cruelly targeting a primarily chilled out and pleasant subsection of the duck fandom:

Unfortunately (or fortunately) you won’t find much in the actual Delpad tag any more as most of the perpetrators went on a deleting spree yesterday when they began getting called out. But there are still plenty of screenshots and reblogs.

I hope this is helpful! Have a nice day.

[doctor-hilbert]

I asked for TAGGED. HATE. YOU CAN EASILY AVOID UNTAGGED HATE. I WANTED TO SEE TAGGED HATE. The only one of these things that even remotely applies to what I asked for is the Delpad blog, which is admittedly shitty. However, none of these bloggers outside of User Delpad have GONE OUT OF THEIR WAY to attack shippers- they have posted, privately, their hate.

[iamthehousethatfloats]

Privately... in the Ducktales tag 🙄

[delpads]

imagine not understanding that typing ‘ delpad ‘ in your text post/photoset and not understanding that you’ll show up under the SEARCH option of tumblr. 

‘someone’ made an anti-delpad blog and took the url for delpad just to spread hate. But i guess ‘ it’s not tagged delpad so that doesn’t count’ ... right. 

you just want to pretend that no one tagged it so it ‘ shouldn’t count’ because the haters got caught and called out. 

i don’t see anyone creating a anti-drakepad ship. you know why? because people some people who ship delpad ALSO SHIP DRAKEPAD...you noobs. 

[doctor-hilbert]

It's literally people disliking your dumbass fictional ship, calm down and stop acting like you've been directly attacked.

Also, a lot of people did shit like censoring the ship name to keep it OUT of searches. Literally just learn to let people dislike your ship and live your life you pathetic ass losers. Y'all are getting this upset over people making bad jokes about hating your hetero ducks. Y'all.

[doctor-hilbert]

So I'm Making a Duckverse Tabletop RPG

How many people would be into that? Current name for it is Duck Blur: A Duckverse RPG

[lesbiangosalyn-a]

Why are you so mean to delpad shippers? How are they threatening you by... well, existing? I think your rants are stupid, ship and let ship.

delpad shippers send me 40 death threats everyday

[rammbook]

Can you show me some proof? It’s the internet and people can make up a lot of weird stuff, so please don’t be mad I can’t trust your words!

[peachhoneii]

Hmmmm…

[lesbiangosalyn-a]

:/

[peachhoneii]

Your actions do not warrant death threats, but your blatant disrespect and disregard is still not justified. I stand by what I post.

[rammbook]

@moonstoneflowers It’s fake. You can’t put spaces in between your name on tumblr which means “Jim Starling” doesn’t exist and those are faked

[doctor-hilbert]

@rammbook @moonstoneflowers It’s not fake, magicadespell has custom anons. “Jim Starling” is the name their anons take, as well as the Anon icons being custom images. It’s an xkit extension that lets you customize your anons, and Yes, it lets you have spaces in the anons’ names. Do not accuse the person of faking their harrassment at the hands of your peers, without doing any prior research.

[delpadsucks]

Alright, can you show me a link so i can research this then? @doctor-hilbert

[doctor-hilbert]

@delpadsucks sure!! The xkit extension is called Satsukimous, and I can’t link an extension, sadly. However, here are some screencaps of the Extension.

This is how you change the Anon Icon and Name. I even use it myself!

My name for Anons even shows how you CAN have spaces in custom anon names!! Therefore, magicadespell’s received hate is NOT faked, and the spacing cannot be USED to prove it fake!

[doctor-hilbert]

Wolf 359 Fan Culture is getting blocked by someone because you like Hilbert

[hey-mr-icarus]

Hilbert is not great in my opinion

[doctor-hilbert]

Cool Opinion??? Irrelevant to the post but Alright man I respect your Hilbert dislike. Hilbert’s my favorite character. He’s a great character, in my opinion. Glad we both have opinions and can hopefully have them without being rude abt it.

[bijoumikhawal]

This has the same energy as that post where I said “Hilbert kinda was abused by his crew members” and someone replied “okay but I don’t like him so”

[doctor-hilbert]

It’s been a long ass time since Wolf was relevant but I still fear the Hilbert hate to this day because of dumb shit like this-

[bijoumikhawal]

I’m still blocked by swathes of people and most of my work is in voice acting and podcasting- I’m constantly worried that people are going to try to fuck me over with the fact that I don’t hate him even though I don’t really post about him much.

[madtumbleson]

…times like these I am glad I and my Hilbert-stanning ass didn’t discover the podcast until it was almost over.

[doctor-hilbert]

I got accused of supporting Rape for liking Hilbert. DEADASS. Being a Hilbert fan is wild.

[madtumbleson]

I. I’m just trying to figure out how someone made that leap. Like I can kind of see someone getting overly reactionary and being like “Because you like Hilbert you must be okay with lack of consent in medical testing which means you must be fine with lack of consent in other areas which means you must SUPPORT RAPE!!!!” but really the assumptions and leaps in reasoning one must make to get there and actually mean it are, uh. Yeah.

[madtumbleson]

and, like, what really bugs me is Pryce and Cutter are objectively worse by pretty much every measure, but the fandom seems to LOVE them.

(Kepler and Jacobi too, come to think of it.)

[gqdmitrivolodina]

The “Hilbert = rapist” thing literally comes from either asserting that what he did to Hera was rape or a Freudian analysis of Hilbert and decima that asserts that Hilbert has an impregnation fetish and was psychologically raping his crew members… because we love what really amounts to homophobia here

[madtumbleson]

Gonna. Gonna file that one under “Wtf fandom”

[gqdmitrivolodina]

What I really love is how p&c are really close to eugenicists and no one mentions it but multiple white goyim have tried to convince me that Hilbert is a Nazi allegory with basically no evidence other than the fact that he’s super guilty of medical malpractice

[doctor-hilbert]

MAN THE WOLF FANDOM IS JUST REALLY FUCKIN STUPID AND HIGHKEY HOMOPHOBIC AND RACIST SOMETIMES HUH. YIKES!!

[doctor-hilbert]

Wolf 359 Fan Culture is getting blocked by someone because you like Hilbert

[hey-mr-icarus]

Hilbert is not great in my opinion

[doctor-hilbert]

Cool Opinion??? Irrelevant to the post but Alright man I respect your Hilbert dislike. Hilbert’s my favorite character. He’s a great character, in my opinion. Glad we both have opinions and can hopefully have them without being rude abt it.

[bijoumikhawal]

This has the same energy as that post where I said “Hilbert kinda was abused by his crew members” and someone replied “okay but I don’t like him so”

[doctor-hilbert]

It’s been a long ass time since Wolf was relevant but I still fear the Hilbert hate to this day because of dumb shit like this-

[bijoumikhawal]

I’m still blocked by swathes of people and most of my work is in voice acting and podcasting- I’m constantly worried that people are going to try to fuck me over with the fact that I don’t hate him even though I don’t really post about him much.

[madtumbleson]

…times like these I am glad I and my Hilbert-stanning ass didn’t discover the podcast until it was almost over.

[doctor-hilbert]

I got accused of supporting Rape for liking Hilbert. DEADASS. Being a Hilbert fan is wild.