commiting crime & medicine since 1969

pluto ☆ any pronouns ☆ history, art, animals, silly shows, and mushrooms are my jam ☆                                                                                                                                       ☆ [Header ID: a picture of Kermit the Frog on the muppet show with a banjo singing "the rainbow connection". the background is foresty and he sits on a branch. End ID] 

[fettfleisch]

feel free to reblog

© Soeren Baptism

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[doctor-platypus]

[ID: photo of a mushroom. it has no smooth rounded cap, but instead it has multiple thin caps with a bumpy edge. some caps are stacked higher than others and they change size often. from the bottom to top: there are three medium sized mushrooms, each on different sides. stacked on top of that is one large cap. next to the large cap, small caps start to stack up in a slant.  the slanted small mushroom cap stack goes on top of the large cap, leading up to a larger cap, that completely circles the stem. above that are a few medium and tiny caps on opposite sides of each other. End ID]

[loloclicksphotography]

MCR - Citi Field // NY - 8.10.26

[irisharchaeology]

From a 9th century Irish manuscript, the phrase ‘massive hangover’ (Latheirt) written in the ancient Irish text Ogham. The monk must have been having a very rough day…..

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[be-bhinn]

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

[machine-saint]

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

[dateamonster]

its actually very funny to me that lynchs work has this reputation of being very weird and confusing and opaque and so when you watch it you kinda go in expecting to have to sus out a lot of subtle metaphor and symbolism and like certainly its got its fair share but mostly the thing people find so weird about it i think is that he creates these story worlds where the rules of reality are bent to allow for as much literal communication as possible. so much of his work is just characters telling you whats going on and what it means to them so bluntly that it like loops and sounds completely bizarre, like listening to someone describe a dream they had with perfect recall and clarity. it rules. i love being autistic actually.

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[erogame]

[penny-anna]

Fwiw I do consider medical professionals bluntly asking me what substances I do to be a green flag even tho the answer is none. Especially props to the audiologist who asked if I smoke weed and when I said no said 'ok, but just fyi here's why I'm asking' and I'm like this information is of no use to me but I appreciate that you went out of your way to relay it in case I'm lying 👍

[penny-anna]

It's that the come down from weed can cause tinnitus fyi

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[ineedhjalp]

and spiders georg, who drinks 10000 cups of cider a day,,,

[yuriwinged]

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

[heydocverdant]

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

[illmoraineakoi]

I love the insinuation that the second the princess realized she was a girl and thus actually a princess, the dragon was there. That thing wasted no time. It heard "princess" and was like "I need no further invitation, here I come."

Gender affirmed by Dragon. Amazing.

[heydocverdant]

pretty sure you’re literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post

[soymoss]

emo heron in boots

[literalliterature]

[ID: A digital illustration of a black-crowned night heron wearing hiking boots that are too large for its feet. The heron is mostly grayish white with a black head and back, red eyes, and a hunch posture when its long neck is retracted. The background is bright red with a few small yellow star shapes. End ID.]

[edgebug]

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw

[edgebug]

some of the most unwholesome twisted shit you can imagine happens in fully platonic situations

[edgebug]

it's almost like we shouldn't assign morality to sexual activity or lack thereof

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS thursday. cunts, just a little longer. we must get it on.

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS friday. we cunts must persevere when we are so close to the finish line. it's time to get it on

[mclennonyaoi]

guys is this fucking real . did i invent the term girlfailure

[mclennonyaoi]

“the post received five notes in two years” are you mad at me? :(

[stompanieart]

you think that's bad

"didn't receive any likes over the course of 12 years" thanks knowyourmeme for permanently documenting what a loser i am

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[purveyorofpudge]

truer words have never been spoken

stay fat and sexy, people in my phone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[gayvampyr]

[ID: a large advertisement on (presumably) a subway wall for GLP-1s. it contains a picture of 2 injectors, one “zepbound” and one “wegovy hd”, and a small round pinkish pill. “GLP-1” is crossed out in black ink, and over it is written, “Say no to Drugs”; “Stay fat & sexy” with a heart drawn next to it. /end ID]

[cosmicanger]

adjective design ‘spinal hair clip’

[snow-nose]

ID: a photo of a glossy dark red hair clip shaped like a column of human spine. end ID