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welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

thedepressexpress

you call this a farm? where are the bee's knees? where do you hold your horses? the cat that got your tongue?? you're never going to pass this inspection unless the cows come home

vetchtibbles

*sweating* we’ve got this excellent elephant in the room which you’ll find is well worth talking about,

tgirl-thucydides

this is an incredible map

kendallsroyco

I need someone to show Charlie this tweet 💀

theimpalatales

Charlie on playing DD || Charlie Cox panels

catmask

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

sweatermuppet

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

studyblr

this difficulty will soon be proof of capability.

prokopetz

No, Princess Zelda does not have "girl power".

Princess Zelda has girl wisdom.

Ganon has girl power.

rikmach

Well, he *is* king of a race of Amazons.

prokopetz

Without delving into the question of how Gerudo gender roles work, there are two obvious senses in which Ganon can in fact be said to have girl power:

The Triforce is empowered by a trio of goddesses; all Triforce wielders thus wield girl power.

In those instalments in which Ganon has lost or not yet obtained the Triforce, or in which the Triforce is not mentioned, much of his sorcerous potency derives from encasing maidens in giant crystals, stealing magic from otherworldly queens and/or demi-goddesses, enslaving Great Fairies, bodily possessing various princesses in spirit form, etc.; that is, Ganon utilises girl power in the sense that his magic is actually, literally powered by girls.

trollprincess

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

trollprincess

Me getting slammed with notifications on this post in particular:

headspace-hotel

Americans will drive 15 hours, why the hell wouldn't we take a 15 hour train ride.

vvolken

"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

sudaca-swag

fucked up that we got 2024 on monday

marinella-ela

tiger-in-the-flightdeck

There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs

blatantescapism

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

kingofthepitt

“We asked them to bring the most impressive stolen item.”

tifaria

I have absolutely no idea what this is from or any context whatsoever, but I cannot stop laughing

byjove

realizing I could technically say “yeah my mother wanted a girl so she dressed me like a little girl” to explain my childhood photos and it would technically be correct and win me much more sympathy than just saying I’m trans

byjove

“you’re right it IS weird to force children to live as a gender they know they are not”