half as pretty, twice as drunk

are you aware of the concept of doctor/patient confidentiality? 21 // she/her // UK

[doctorjuliahoffman]

A Dumb Lokius Scene I Wrote

“Loki, you can’t just go off on your own like that!” Mobius sighs, exasperated as he flops in his desk chair. Loki slinks behind him to place his hands on Mobius’ shoulders. Mobius makes a sound as though to protest but stops as Loki’s hands begin to knead his shoulders and back.

“Why? Did you miss me?” Loki teases, lips close to Mobius’ ear. A hot flush spreads across the older man’s cheeks.

“No! Because- OK yes, I did miss you.”

“That is adorable.” Loki spins the chair so he’s face to face with Mobius. Deft fingers undo the top button of his smart shirt and loosen his tie with ease. Loki trails a light touch up his friend’s neck and cups his chin.

“Maybe you should come with me next time.” He murmurs, lips now mere inches from Mobius’ own lips.

“You’d like that?”

A mischievous sparkle lights up the God of Mischief's eyes.

“I’d love that.”

[doctorjuliahoffman]

god I with that you’d have thought this through before I went and fell in love with you

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[lokeansuz]

Small Devotional Acts to Loki

Bake spiced sweets like this bread or these cookies.

Give without expecting anything in return.

Share laughter with loved ones.

Light a candle in His honor.

Be kind to those who are outcasted.

Share a cup of chai tea.

Wear a piece of jewlery that reminds you of Him.

Watch a fiery sunset.

Be unforgivingly yourself.

Doodle.

Embrace the chaos in your life.

Spend time with those close to you.

Burn incense. 

Fight against social norms and your right to be you.

Make a playlist that makes you smile.

Draw Him.

Take time to get to know who you are.

Create meaningful sigils.

Spend time talking to Him.

Make amends with those you have hurt.

Learn to weather change.

Cook a meal He would like and share it with Him.

Listen to others.

Walk in the Summer heat.

Write to Him.

Build a fire and admire the glow of embers.

Don’t let people bring you down.

Keep going when it feels as though you can’t.

Collect small toys to keep on His altar.

Take care of yourself.

Use oils like cinnamon or clove in a diffuser.

Do anything that makes you feel free and lost in the moment.

Hoard jokes and puns that amuse you.

Smile.

Remember, there are so many ways to worship Loki. He’s a God of chaos and change. Do what makes you feel right. 

(Inspired by @heatherwitch‘s small devotional acts posts.)

[doctorjuliahoffman]

3D rendered donut - my first ever render!

[mischiefhasbeenmanaged]

The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black Incest

[marvelladiesdaily]

CATE BLANCHETT AS HELA IN THOR: RAGNAROK (2017)

[doctorjuliahoffman]

Helen, you will be so sorely missed.

Your characters brought me so much light in some of the darkest days of my life. You were, and still will remain, an absolute icon of British film and TV.

May you rest in peace 💔

[internetbt]

[human-dumpster-fire]

[krispytm]

He redeemed himself

[thighetician]

The duality of Manguin

[a3battery]

got obsessed with the penguin drama

his girlfriend’s name is lulu and she doesnt deserve the naughty list for this. :C mac’s gone too far and dragged her down wish him. glad he redeemed himself

also look tux is such a bastard that taking him down = good behavior

[a3battery]

THEY KEEP REFERENCING THE PIER INCIDENT saldkjfah its like his defining moment

im just losing my mind with penguin receipts right now 

and he’s pepper’s bf from above, who got on the good list while they had to call out tux for being lazy sldkjfa

u deserve ur spot in the 2020 poll mr. tux. go call out to UR girlfriend to get her food and maybe u can have a redemption arc too. see how well its working out for mr mac

REDEEMED HIMSELF U EVIL POLLSTERS

(since this started out as me wanting to check up on whether or not the penguins were alive, they ARE and u can meet them virtually BY THE WAY)

[a3battery]

PEPPER IS MR MAC’S DAUGHTER??!??!

this entire family is problematic but lulu was framed and that’s my conclusion 

[the-most-slytherin-hufflepuff]

I’m so invested in the penguin drama

[queen-of-thunder]

[airandangels]

Mr Mac and Tux aren’t even the naughtiest penguins. Apparently that dubious honour goes to Mo, who as of October 2020 had been Naughty Penguin of the month more times than any other individual.

LOOK how naughty he is. When no one was looking, Mo took nine fish. He took 9 fish. That’s as many as three threes. And that’s terrible.

This month (April 2021) he’s taken the Naughty title again for “being overly dramatic.”

[doctorjuliahoffman]

To my UK people!!

WHSmith currently have the WandaVision and Falcon And The Winter Soldier comics and they're linked to the Disney+ releases so if you're a nerd like me, go grab a copy!!! They're £9.99 each!

[youtifulhobi]

Reminder: Ramadan starts evening April 13 2021 and ends evening May 12 2021 (x)

This picture was taken from @jeonsnotes on instagram (x) with permission.

Feel free to reblog this and use this if your account involves swearing and/or sexual activity (including smut).

I have included some information regarding Ramadan from @jeonsnotes (which I will link at the end) below the readmore. Many thanks to @papillonsgf​ for bringing this to my attentions!

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[doctorjuliahoffman]

Hi, my name is Melanie and I really need some help.

I struggle a lot with my mental health and the NHS are not helping me with my issues at all. I get bounced from pillar to post and end up more stressed than before I went looking for help.

My mental health is currently at a critical point. I've been off work sick for 3 months and cannot afford to pay for private treatment and have reluctantly turned to crowd funding to try and get an initial assessment with a psychiatrist, potentially new meds and a round of therapy just to get me back on track.

I need around £1k in order to cover meds, assessments, correspondence to my GP, therapy etc. £500 would cover the bare bones but hitting either goal would mean the absolute world to me.

GoFundMe is currently being a douche and not letting me create a fundraiser so I am accepting donations through PayPal and CashApp currently.

Even £2 would be amazing and so graciously received. I am desperate to get my life back on track but am getting no help when I cry out for it. This is my final resort but having been off sick, I just can't afford it.

If you can't donate, please share. I've had a couple of donations already and I am so grateful. I'm almost at 1/2 of the first assessment cost and I am overwhelmed with gratitude.

Thank you in advance ❤

paypal.me/melaniewithanie

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[msnormajeane]

WANDAVISION Appreciation Week day eight | anything: wanda & vision

[doctorjuliahoffman]

Me trying to avoid TFATWS spoilers so I can binge the entire series and handle all my emotions at once

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[diabeticlesbian]

Sweet Dreams - Rora Blue

2020.

“Sweet Dreams explores the intricacies of everyday ableism and everyday ableist comments. Some of the comments recount dialogue said to the artist. Other phrases were submitted by other disabled and/or chronically ill individuals as documentation of comments that have been said to them. Through using recognizable objects associated with disability in correlation with playful colors, Sweet Dreams aims to reclaim objects commonly associated with pain and disrupt the narrative on what it means to be disabled.”

[thesorcerers]

WANDAVISION APPRECIATION WEEK DAY 3 ☆ FAVORITE DYNAMICS: WANDA MAXIMOFF & VISION

[withered-rose-with-thorns]

Is there somewhere a lady could get a cup of coffee? WANDAVISION APPRECIATION WEEK (1/8) Favorite Character - Darcy Lewis

[wordsnstuff]

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[tomatolouise]

just when I was planning to make an original sci-fi comic series-

[theladyjssem]

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