Lesbian Lord

Hello! This is my blog, where I post about my fandoms, things I like, absolutely amazing art from you amazing people, and things that I find neato and hella cool. Most of is random, but I hope you enjoy my blog! Part of: The Meme Team

[leftnipsdoodles]

Hey guys,

Everyone - and i mean EVERYONE - who reblogs this post before September 15th 2019 will get a cock and balls design based on your blog.

Let’s do this.

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[maobeedong]

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

[dxgeneratz-deactivated20211101]

i’m eating sandwich filling straight out of the box because ummmm bread sux

[yourbestdream]

what is sandwich filling

[dxgeneratz-deactivated20211101]

it’s just like stuff u put in sandwiches but it comes in pots n stuff

[glicoloidpocky]

so like… lunch meat? 

[dxgeneratz-deactivated20211101]

no it’s like,,,, spready stuff,,

[glicoloidpocky]

sardines???? 

[dxgeneratz-deactivated20211101]

definitely not

[pillpress-remade]

if ur lgbt rb n tag the animal thats #you mines lions 

[maplebunie]

today is the only day you can reblog this ever

[rainnecassidy]

If you’re old enough to remember it, you just lost The Game.

[raggedyanndy]

[revengar]

I have no idea what’s going on here

[witchaj]

Back in the early aughts, when many millenials were in high school, before Facebook and Youtube, The Game began. No one knows who started it, but the moment we learned we were playing it, we began to lose. The goal of The Game is to forget you are playing The Game for as long as possible. The rules of The Game are as follows: Everyone is always playing The Game all the time; at school, during breakfast, at night when you are asleep, etc. The Game never ends. The moment you remember that you are playing The Game, you lose and must immediately announce to those around you, “I just lost The Game!” thus making them remember they are also playing The Game and causing them to lose as well. Upon losing, you begin The Game again. Sometimes players could go weeks or months without losing, sometimes only minutes. At the height of The Game’s popularity, it became common to see people at events such as Comic Con or midnight movie premieres, wearing t-shirts proclaiming “You just lost The Game!” Once they were noticed, groans and shouts of “Fuck you!” could be heard for miles. These people thrived on the chaos, taking great pleasure in the cries of their victims. Most people eventually grew bored of The Game, and many began to claim they won by choosing not to care about it anymore. Some rely on a particular XKCD comic strip or Tumblr post to lend a sense of legitimacy to their feeling of victory. They are fools. It is impossible to win The Game. There is only losing. Only a few diehards remain loyal to the rules. The drop in popularity has allowed many to keep from losing The Game for years at a time. The growth of social media has caused a minor resurgence, although without the satisfaction of real time auditory feedback when causing others to lose, The Game will likely fade back into obscurity once again. Someday when we are old and gray, our grandchildren will innocently ask us to play a game of checkers, and we will shriek and shout until the whole nursing home joins us in defeat. Death is the only release from The Game.

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[blinkyxx]

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE

[ahhthelegend]

👌🏾

[otherwindow]

Concept: the secret boss of a video game is the merchant you’ve traded with this whole time, and their combat capabilities are based entirely on what you sold them. 

For example, did you sell them Necromancy skill books? Well shit they can summon a skeleton army.

[orbsdotorg]

Yeah I’m really scared of the guy with 30 rusty iron swords and 200 fruit cakes

[dangangoogles]

[spicy-komaeda-memes]

Source: (x)

[c--o--l--o--r-moved-deactivated]

i love komaeda because everything he says is such a mood for me

[the-fandom-meme-deactivated2021]

it’s been 84 years

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

i love drinking alcohol i didn’t pay for

[recentgooglesearches]

was sloppy joe a real man

[essence-of-armbarring]

you ever just like “wow that’s my voice? people listen to this clown on a daily basis?”

[turing-tested]

me, holding the water gun with shaking hands, tears in my eyes: you’ve crossed me for the last time. you know the rules. it has to be this way

my cat, who has gotten onto the counter yet again: *purrs*

me, wiping away tears and steadying my hand: there’s nothing you can say to make this easier

[898-deactivated20210515]

im going to hell yall want anything?