Are you trying to be funny?

[neuxue]

'aftermath of torture'? coward. show me the math of torture. the calculus of evil and the terrible geometry of pain.

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

many would say that whispy woods or king dedede are the most iconic recurring obstacle in kirby. i disagree. it's actually this

[orcboxer]

why is kirby facing away from us

[orcboxer]

was it something i said

[hjartasalt]

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

[hjartasalt]

Daddy has five days left to live

[hjartasalt]

Daddy wishes to be cremated

[hjartasalt]

It's what daddy would have wanted

[hjartasalt]

Hi. Everyone else go home this is the only tag that matters to me

[sixtwothree]

Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

[tiny-pebble]

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[pixelartpeach]

[nem23]

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[beetleboy213]

I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A CUTE PICTURE WITH MY GARDEVOIR AND OGERPON

[mullet-man05]

[undead-tboy-swag]

if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

[orcboxer]

a podcast...

[unovan-sea-fog]

pattern recognition test

[eridan-ampora]

who up dinking they oiter

[tmos-time]

you fucking know it babeyyyyyyy!!!!!!! #dinkers

[eridan-ampora]

[flying-potato2]

[cupcakeshed]

Wait what the fuck

[quilveor]

..............MOTHERFUCKER

[theonion]

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

[adulthoodisokay]

happy 10th birthday to beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

[winjennster]

[syoddeye]

[lobotomycas]

*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night

[lobotomycas]

WAIT.I MEANT. THE DRINK LIKE I.M

[lyonnerileyauthor]

what a post to post on the monsterfucker website. pure gold

[soapydoll]

I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance

[kindlingnorah]