The Shrimple Life

some chick's blog. Metalhead, Barbie collector, purveyor of stuff. #1 "big eyes" Skipper enthusiast || she/her, lesbian, 26, autism, fibro || FREE 🇵🇸

[annabelle--cane]

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

[paper-mario-wiki]

counterpoint

[theeldritchcorvid]

cosmic horror is when the Thing is Not Familiar, the Location Makes No Fucking Sense, and the Outside is BIG.

gothic horror is when The Thing is Of Your Own Making, the Location has a Deeply Bloody History, and the Outside is Wet and Cold and Is Caging You In.

folk horror is when the Thing Should Be Familiar, But Is Not, the Location Should Be Pleasing, But Is Not, and the Outside is Trying Very Hard To Kill You

[only-a-heartbeat-away]

Jani Lane

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

(image source)

[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[dokuros]

Hi everyone! Sorry I've been completely MIA lately, holidays are royally kicking my ass in every way possible. I am up to my eyeballs in handmade Christmas cards and absolutely none of them have yet required me to draw Tom Keifer so fuck me I guess

Mutuals, how are we? How's it going? What're you up to? Happy Hanukkah to those who celebrate!

[brookerockstar]

Who do you ladies think is the cutest member of slaughter?????

[brookerockstar]

It's a tie between mark and blas

[ride-the-hammett]

Mark and Blas all day 😍😍😉😉

[homura-simpson]

🩵💙IT'S PNG DUMP TIME NERDS🩵💙

all these I got off the png site I use, I made myself, yandex, hypic, picsart, diffrent wikis, and pintrest. Do not credit me! If asked I’ll take these off and credit them reblogs always appreciated as usual. Also please check out this big master post I made with a ton of resources in multiple dropboxes 👍

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[dawaxxenpith]

At risk of sounding like a hater and an asshole this looks like AI and if its somehow not, the editor who reworked images and sharpened them up made it look like AI

Edit: yeah its AI

[theromanbarbarian]

This is the actual image (from a 6 year old reddit post so def not AI). Either someone asked AI to recreate it or AI, being the plagiarism machine it is, was asked for a pic of dogs finding humans in the snow and just ripped off the first image it could find. Another reminder that AI doesn't actually create anything. Also real cute dogs.

[badboneszone]

Actually a fantastic example for when you need to illustrate to someone that AI art is theft, blatantly, and not in some abstract way

[bleachinmydrink]

Scotti Hill, Sebastian Bach and Rachel Bolan talking about Bon Jovi aka "Bonjour" '89

[ride-the-hammett]

Someone help out these dorks....🤭🤭🤣🤣

[zendayamybabe]

december 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? december 3rd?? a 4th of december???? give me a fucking break.

[bonyassfish]

and what’s after the 4th? the 5th??? the minor fall, the major lift????? the baffled king composing hallelujah???????

[hwizou]

too many pngs. please take them (5/???)

[png-archive-chaos]

Some stickers from pinterest!

[adworationdays]

pink pngs

do not credit me.

[444purity]

🍎 Apple PNGs

All Found on Pinterest ♡/↺ appreciated Requested by @raven-the-cat-bird

[webresourcesforyou]

Apple Alphabet °🍎.ೃ࿔* (no credit needed).

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[carnalsynn]

hi guys (say hi back)

[dokuros]

hi!! how's your weekend?

[carnalsynn]

hihi! its actually so so good. how about youu

[dokuros]

that's wonderful!! i'm workin on some handmade Christmas cards before heading out to finish the last of the holiday shopping. are you prepared for the hellish onset of the holiday season!!

[carnalsynn]

oh hell yeah handmade cards are the BEST!! im excited for the holiday season, but none the less very unprepared. good luck on the shopping, it's always rough and overwhelming for me

[dokuros]

thank you!! I inherited all my mom's papercrafting supplies after she passed so I've got an entire fuckin studio's worth of paper, stamps, and machines I've no idea how to use 🤣 the learning curve is nuts but i made a card with some tinsel and a cat on it so really!! We're doing alright!!!

SO fucking real tho, it's like packing but worse somehow?? The stakes are simultaneously very routine but also higher than anything literally ever?? nobody ever tells you what they want and the people who do are like "hey can you track down this album released on an independent label for 3 months in 1996"

what are you looking forward to most this December??

[stantler]

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country