yikes

im chloe im twenty-one and i shot the deputy

[pyaasa]

[funnytwittertweets]

[seravph]

oh no by marina isn’t even a pop song it’s like a diary entry from god

[itehexael]

I think Americans need to understand how normal it is in other countries to have extremely limited hours of operation to ensure the sanity and health of workers are kept in tact. We are so accustomed and entitled to demanding people’s time that we forget that they’re… y’know… people

[itehexael]

Being in Germany was really humbling because legit the GROCERY STORE would straight up close for almost 3 days because of how holidays would line up and the hours were already limited to literally be from 8-8 because people need to go home and live their own lives

[itehexael]

It is very common for places in Spain to straight up shut down for 2-3 hours because people take siestas seriously since it gets hot and people deserve to take a nap

[itehexael]

The world is not going to end if you’re inconvenienced by just… coming back later. We’ve been spoiled with immediacy and technology that we forget there was a point in time in human history where a person had to trek 20+ minutes down to the village bakery only to find it closed because of some family emergency and that just meant there would be no bread that day- and that’s okay!!

[itehexael]

The discourse surrounding labor is so sad because we should not demand or expect things to be open 24/7 because we were not designed to be constantly moving machines. We need to relearn how to plan better since downtime is a wonderful opportunity to reflect and enjoy the moment. Not everything needs to be done with gusto and fervor. Sometimes it’s fine to pivot and just enjoy the moment for what it is and try again later. Touch more nature. Bask in the sun and rain. Breathe.

[chewbacca]

MIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES | 2016

bonus:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yugiohz]

girl fuck astrology how many siblings do you have and what’s their gender in what order

[yugiohz]

I don’t trust u if you’re an only-child (y’all can’t deal with conflict) or a guy with no sisters (self-explanatory)

[falseknees]

Happy Febuary everyone!

[ooc-amongus]

[happy-little-elf]

A capybara running along the bottom of a river  

(source)

[joshpeck]

what is she doing down there

[solarsyrup]

she was trying to avoid the paparazzi!!

[vladscastle-deactivated20231022]

[angryschnauzer]

N Y O O M

[emt-monster]

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

this is so important

[arkhamarchitecture]

Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.

I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI.

Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.

[kenderfriend]

Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

[badderasser-deactivated20240715]

[memewhore]

[weaver-z]

Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle

[weaver-z]

The reading comprehension on this website……….

[st4lker-deactivated20200823]

i love stupid people more than anything ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[tchaikovskaya]

this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀

[auckie]

The addition of emojis like 🥰☺️💝 make these statements so much more potent

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

PLEASE WHY IS THIS SO REALLDKDND

idk if this is actually funny or if hours of looking at TikToks this year has rotted my brain to the point of thinking “guy smiles loke Keira knightly” is doing something but for me it is

[aidashakur]