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@dolik
If I drove a bulldozer through an apple store and the cops just shoved me in a closet and pumped me full of DMT for 8 hours id literally just do it again the second they let me out
that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.
brock-obama:
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time itâs on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.
OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER ITâS FINALLY BACK YAY!
Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts.Â
We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE
Iâm permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT.Â
::bows with a flourish::
Thereâs a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.
@revfrog
World Heritage Post
I remember when this was new. Iâm dying just as hard now as I did then.
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On Netflix November 3
why they keep doing her like this
Wow I was not expecting it to keep going but it sure did
âAnd its gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself.â
some horny gay really had too much time in their hands
âitâs what Sandrunk Lee truly deserves
the seriousness they brought to this, the editing, the graphics, i
Clifford Prince King
Some very sweet elephant behaviours I read about in Carl Safinaâs Beyond Words:
a young elephant kneeling down in front of their car in a playful way and throwing zebra bones at the researchers, trying to get them to play with him
an 8-month-old elephant trying and failing to pick up some grass with her trunk (the author: âit reminds me of someone learning to use chopsticksâ) and whose mother then pulled a sheaf of grass and ate it while making sure her daughter was watching the demonstration
baby elephants suck their trunk for comfort (as we all know!!) but also like to swing and whirl it around as they try to figure out what it can do and how to use it, and sometimes accidentally step on their trunk and trip over it
âoften, babies reach with their trunks into the mouths of family members, taking a bit of what theyâre eatingâ
all the female elephants in a family rushing over to help when someoneâs baby trips and falls, while making comforting vocalisations
an enormous adult male elephant walking up to a family group and making an exaggerated display of nonchalance, with his trunk casually draped over his tusk, to show the other elephants that heâs not scary
researchers messing with an elephant family by collecting a bit of urine when the elephant walking at the back of the group stopped to pee, then driving some distance to leave the urine ahead of them. âWhen they encountered fresh urine from an elephant they knew was behind them, they seemed truly baffled, as though thinking, âWait a minuteâhowâd she pass us? Sheâs back behind us!â
mothers instructing their babies to switch to the other side of their body and walk in their shade when the day is very hot
an elephant child trying to climb all over a bigger male teenager who was lying down for a nap, receiving a kick in response, and running back to its mother in alarmâthen the teenager followed and lay down flat beside them as if to apologise and invite the child to climb onto him again
elephant children throwing tantrums when they are being weaned and their mother blocks them from nursing (âHe got so upset, pushing her, poking her and tusking her, [âŠ] it was like, âOoh, I hate you!â)
researchers followed a family that included a baby who was born disabled, with twisted forelegs that he couldnât straighten. The entire elephant family (from the adults to the babyâs 8-year-old sister) nurtured him, patiently helping him up every time he fell over, âslowing their pace to his disabilities, continually turning to watch his progress, waiting as he caught up from behindâ until (after a few days) the little one managed to straighten his legs and learn to walk normally
a researcher once saw an elephant pluck up some grass and place it in the mouth of another elephant whose trunk was badly injured. Also adults are sometimes seen carrying sick baby elephants on their tusks
a researcher saw a baby elephant who was wary of going into the water, wrap her trunk around her motherâs tusk as her mother patiently entered the river with her, like a child nervously grabbing her motherâs arm
âlittle elephants show lots of concentration while working to master such tasks as picking up sticks. A youngster might twirl and twirl its trunk around a single blade of grass, finally grasp it, drop it and have a hard time getting it back, then simply place the grass blade atop its headâ
renaissance in the 21st century
this is fascinating
Ugh, art.
Boys will be boys
This makes me laugh every time
My husbandâs job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like âhuh guess I am a dad/older brother now.â
She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know sheâd be late and he was like wtf guess Iâm gonna be late too because Iâm coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.
Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now youâll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like âwe came all the way here to pick you upâ the mental image right now is fr.
Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (sheâd dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didnât doze off (concussion risk).
Youâve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said âhey please donât be madâ and heâs never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.
Girl: *calls for aid*
Every single dad packed into the car:
This is possibly my favorite response to this post
This girls father: Thanks for helping my daughter out guys
Your husband and all his coworkers: