Petition to rename Global Warming to be Global Hotness
It’s the same thing, this one just sounds sexier
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Petition to rename Global Warming to be Global Hotness
It’s the same thing, this one just sounds sexier
It should be illegal to not sleep well when sick. Like wym I’m literally ill and exhausted and have been for hours and I STILL CANT FUCKING SLEEP
Three fandom joys I hope everyone gets to experience at least once:
The friend who trusts your fanfiction recommendations no questions asked and then yells at you about how good they are
The friend who jumps fandoms with you without even speaking about it you just are that in sync with each other
The friend who inspires and reads everything you write, the muse, the one who needs your words as much as you do
I have been so blessed in my journey into the depths of fandom with these people in my life and I genuinely hope everyone else gets to experience this too.
I cannot stop thinking about this AU I made up and I need more people to know about it.
Okay, so obvi we all know and are currently obsessed with DAWTSE, and Avery and Derek from there? SlimeKnight my beloved??
Hadestown AU, Avery as Orpheus, Derek as Eurydice. This part feels very self explanatory to me, other people have already said it before, Avery trying everything in his power to save Derek, and he gets there! He gets so close to saving him! But they were doomed from the start.
But Hadestown also heavily features a second couple, Hades and Persephone. And here is where this AU might become a bit wild? I think. Unstables Wifies as Hades and Parrot as Persephone. HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT!!!!
The whole thing with Hades and Persephone is that there used to be so much love and care between them. They saw the world in the other person and wanted to do everything in their power to keep them safe, give them anything they could ever want or need. But over time, the relationship changes. They start becoming cruel to each other, believing it to be the best way to keep one another safe. Hades keeps Persephone shackled to Hadestown to keep her SAFE, but she is still trapped. And her words become her weapons.
....So anyway, entirely unrelated, y'all remember Wifies and Parrot in Unstables smp? There's definitely no parallels there at alllllllllllll.
BUT YEAH, ANYWAY, I think Wifies and Parrot see Avery and Derek and see so much of who they used to be in them. They see the naiveite of thinking maybe they could escape, the earnestness in how they approach the world and each other, and just how much they truly love one another.
And even with Avery's failure to save Derek, the lengths he went through to try in the first place, and the fact that Derek did it all just to keep AVERY safe? Maybe that gives them hope that one day maybe they also could heal all thats been broken between them over the years.
idk im just crazy rn, im obsessed with SlimeKnight...
Eat Your Young
I posted it on my TikTok account as well (linked in my pinned post) 🫡🫡🫡 it’s been like 4yrs since I’ve posted there
This idea has been on my mind for about 2 years, but I never had the energy to make it. My last edit, Dabi’s Dance, was simpler bc it was just one episode I was using, but for this I had to use ~14 episodes from four different seasons. That alone took me over two hours because it wasn’t just recording clips (which I then had to crop), it was me writing what clip I wanted to use for each line and then finding where all of the clips were and their time stamps and writing it down so I can go back to re-record them or find them if I took a break XDDD
This whole process took me over 5hrs, but I enjoyed doing it and seeing it all come together :D
THIS IS INCREDIBLE IN EVERY SINGLE WAY HOLY SHIT YOU KILLED THISSSSSSS
Dennis who has significant hearing loss after a farm accident as a kid.
Dennis who can’t afford working hearing aids, so makes do with a pair he found on Facebook marketplace.
Dennis who favours one side significantly, to the point of being convinced that everyone knows (they don’t), and they all must hate him for being useless (they don’t know).
Dennis who uses these janky hearing aids despite constantly giving him a migraine, because he can’t let anything compromise his chances of being a doctor.
Dennis who completely understands that Abbott needs a break from his prosthetic, and is often the first to volunteer to cover his charting in the middle of the shift.
Dennis who cannot give himself allowances, because he’s not properly disabled; not like Abbot is anyway.
Dennis whose hearing loss is “self inflicted” and therefore needs to deal with the consequences of his actions (he was six).
Dennis who absolutely will not let himself have hearing breaks in the middle of a shift, no matter how much pain his ears are in.
Dennis who can’t take his aids out at night because he sleeps in shelters, and his hearing is the first line of defence against an attack.
Dennis who recognises the symptoms of an ear infection, but can’t afford antibiotics and the hospital cracked down on “borrowing” medicine.
Dennis who collapses mid shift after a particularly bad bout of vertigo.
Dennis who doesn’t really remember much after this because the floor was suddenly very, very close, and he was suddenly very, very cold.
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Robby who sees Dennis pass out on shift.
Robby who curses these damn med students for drinking too much caffeine and not eating enough food.
Robby who walks over to Dennis and tries to rouse him.
Robby who thinks Dennis looks a little too out of it for it to just be low blood sugar.
Robby who touches Dennis and notices he’s ice cold.
Robby who holds Dennis as he starts seizing.
Robby who catches a glimpse of white in his ear, surrounded by red, angry tissue.
Robby who swears loudly and violently when he realises “god-fucking-dammit he’s deaf”.
Robby who curses every god he knows the name of (and he knows a lot) for putting Dennis in this situation.
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Dennis who wakes up with a very stressed Robby next to him, saying words like “septic shock” and “septic encephalopathy” and “infection spread” and “potential brain damage”.
Robby who raises his voice in frustration, and Dennis who flinches imperceptibly.
Robby who drags Dennis to audiologist appointments and forces him to pick multiple different types of aids so he’ll be comfortable wherever.
Robby who pays for the new aids, but lets Dennis think insurance covers them.
Abbot who forces Dennis to take hearing breaks whenever he takes leg breaks because he’s “bored” and “needs company”.
Abbott who, for the first time in Dennis’ life, sits him down and teaches him the ASL he learnt from his vet friends.
Dennis, who when he formally attends ASL lessons, realises he’s been taught to swear like a sailor, and his vernacular is entirely comprised of military slang.
Dennis who doesn’t understand why Robby and Abbott are being so nice about being deaf, and explains all about how it was his fault that he lost his hearing (he was six).
Abbot who gives Robby a look, and signs him up for therapy the next day.
Dennis, who comes to the realisation that the factors surrounding his hearing loss are heavily consistent with signs of child abuse.
Robby, who can only hug Dennis as he breaks down, mourning the childhood he thought he had.
Abbot, who makes him hot cocoa when he wakes up from nightmares and rocks him back to sleep,
And Dennis.
Who finally feels, for the first time in his life, he is not just tolerated, but wanted too.
Did your parents ever take your bedroom door off it's hinges "to keep an eye on you"?
Did your parents ever take your bedroom door off it's hinges "to keep an eye on you"?
Yes
No
if Scott Goldsmith dies this Sunday I’m extending my mourning period for another week.
Change week to year and I’m with you, OP
vsmp pyro as a character is so fascinating to me, especially with this shift in narrative from pyro himself that he is unreliable. a man who is so split from reality that nothing is real at this point, and its all just something he can someday wake up from. this is all just a nightmare, and pyro is the victim stuck in the spiral.
imagine someone is bullying you, and you kill him. premeditated, accidental, self defense, doesnt matter how all that matters is that you took his life. except this is where it starts yknow? the first split from reality. you didnt kill him, you didn't do it. everyone says you did, but theres no way you could have, you're innocent.
so you leave to fix things. fresh start, new people, a goal to write some thesis and show people that you ARE innocent regardless of evidence and testimony. you didnt kill that guy. you die on your first night.
split number two from reality. a man you didnt quite trust or know brutally kills you in the middle of the woods after his buddy drinks from your body. it turns you into something new and dead and comes with a lot of expectation. suddenly the new expectation is that you have to kill to survive, that it is you and your hunger versus the rest of the world. such a split forms an unhealthy attachment to the man who killed you. safety and self preservation comes from keeping him happy, from sucking up to him until you can finally find the safety to break off from him. this cant possibly be real, but you are living it, so now you gotta make the best of it. then you accidentally piss him off and kill the one person he chose to turn and was waiting to turn. you pissed him off so bad he threatened you, and it leaves you scared for your life. but come on, you were just hungry, you cant be at fault here. he KNOWS you cant be at fault, he acknowledged that you were young, inexperienced, hungry. you did nothing wrong. you're just the victim here. split number three.
someone you did trust, even if the guys you aligned yourself with hurt her, killed your pet in front of you. took his life, his innocent little life. such a silly thing to be so upset over but thats split number four. nothing is real. this cant be real. you did nothing wrong, you weren't the one who hurt her. the same people people who hurt her also hurt you, how can you be in the wrong here? your pig is dead, you're dead, the people you thought you could trust dont trust you and hurt you. its all falling apart, and you're the one in the wrong here?? and now this little asshole, who started out screaming about monsters and vampires, waltzes in and starts cozying up to the guy who hurt you, the guy you are currently using. the one you worked your ass off to get to trust you, and this annoying little bug comes in and tries to take what you worked so fucking hard for?? what does he have that you don't? hes so weak and annoying, and you feel so threatened by his mere existence because it could topple everything you built here. split number four. you kill him.
what does it matter? drag him to his death, take your time, hammer the stake in his heart and listen to his screams. it doesn't matter, nothing is real. you're all dead. the other guy you brought with you also hates him, its a win win. it gets your spot back, saves everything you tried to built. and its fine, because none of this is real, and this is the murder you can confidently say you committed. you dont need the guy who killed you anymore. you have another strong ally now, one who is willing to help hurt those trying to break all that you have left. and its not real right? this will end soon. who needs to be worried about sires when you have allies and the fresh thrill of taking someones life. this isnt reality because you split from reality a long time ago.
even though the original intention might have been pyro genuinely being framed for something he didnt do, it all fell so nicely in our laps, tied up with a neat little bow. everything fell so naturally, especially with the weird, twitchy, and suspicious vibes that pyro just oozes. hes such a little liar, and he was so giddy about messing with people. he was so giddy about killing avid too, like he was just waiting for the moment where he could snap. the narrative fits together so fucking well i cant stop thinking about it. when pyro said that it was all just a nightmare to vpyro, it was like a lightbulb just went off in my empty little head.
and he played it so fuckjing well too?? like it was such a shock to the system as someone who wasn't paying that much attention to him. im a scott main first and an avid enjoyer second (unrelated to avidscott, i just gravitated towards them in the beginning, the avidscott is a bonus), so pyros behavior was seen as self preserving and downright embarrassing at best from first glance. to see a side of pyro i was not expecting, even when i joked that pyro definitely killed that guy, was absolutely brilliant. unreliable narrator tricking us into seeing a "loss of innocence" arc with a guy who just wants to survive only to end up fooling everything in the long run. its what i want to see. i mean i know scotts manipulating the narrative to come out on top but pyro manipulating the narrative just to keep a mask over his own mental instability? top tier. good shit. the mask is crumbling around him i cannot wait to see his finale.
jack von pyroscythe you are so fascinating to me. i want to eat you. i want to gnaw on you like a chew toy, scruff you like a misbehaving kitten and drop kick you into the ocean.
all future thoughts are cancelled, i will ONLY be thinking about dan and phil for the foreseeable future
I like to think that Avid and Owen are opposite sides of a coin, like obviously with their backstories, but also with their reactions to their trauma. Avid has constant nightmares, and Owen is only able to escape the memories when asleep. Avid becomes paranoid of everyone else being a monster, and Owen becomes the monster the world expects from him. Avid tries to forget what his partners face looked like as they died, and Owen refuses to forget what the mayors face looked like in death.
Just. Opposite sides of a coin in every way.
Haiku of the day
I'm really hungry
But my sister's friends ate all
Of the food (sad face) :(
Second Haiku of the day
My sister brought me
Tres Leches and it's good but
I want real food please
Haiku of the day
I'm really hungry
But my sister's friends ate all
Of the food (sad face) :(
interaction i had at my fav coffee shop today
barista (i know him, we chit chat sometimes): hey my boy over here gestures to coworker was wondering if-
me, internally: (dear god do not ask me out)
barista: -if you have any friends you could set him up with
coworker guy: looks a good mix of amused and embarrassed
me, panicking, was not expecting that: oh, (shit how do i tell him i have no friends) uh, you'll find i live a very solitary life (yo wtf sort of answer was that, quick make it better) it's just me and my lesbian sister (that was not better)
barista: it's ok, he's into lesbians both him and coworker visibly laughing now, coworker shoving this guy nah jk jk, you have a great day, bye!
me, driving away: what. the fuck. was that
Time to start a new tag game cause I found this incredibly cute Picrew and I want you guys to create yourselves with it too! My shirt says "I ♡ Medium Ugly Men" btw.
Tagging @dandysnob @marimayscarlett @imaginebuttercupbetzi @linnborealis @onewiththepun @mermaidinamanhole @artificialpuddle & @rammbles for a start and leaving the other guys to you :D
I was not tagged and this looked fun :3
I would love to have that garfield neon genesis evangelion shirt for real
Tagging next without pressure: @rockingpeeble @kaarijapeach @figmentrinzler @wednesdayday @luce-goose
@rotzcake @jaarijani @funzige-gedachten and anyone else that would like to join is welcome to do so 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
Thank you for tagging jay!!!!
It didnt have microbangs so these will do 👍🏻
I shall be tagginggg @nembzz @mint-ty @katinkulta @lintubintu but no pressure 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Thanks for the tag stevie <3
I'm tagging @vinthund @outfoxt @l0calgoth @unetonriehuja @emocafe247 (no pressure <3)
thank you for the tag @katinkulta <3
i want to tag so many people ahhh :/ @lovvecherrymotion @variousblarghblanks @solid-six @judyalvqrez @vreliskriri @whaetaerenmist @elysianasterism and anyone who wants to do this 💜💜💜 (no pressure ofc)
Thank you for the tag, @unetonriehuja ♥️
Tagging @bundleofgrackles , @scll , @matchboxmayhem and @manglednatalia ; maybe you'd like to make homunculi? Absolutely no pressure though!
thanks for the tag @vreliskriri !!! Have a homunculus :>
Tagging @dollsmyname andddd @shouta-aizawow presenting this picrew once more!
Oooh I love this!!!
Ummmm imma tag @waxcloth-din and @thetrashthatsmilesback ! If yall want to!!!
Lance Sweets is great representation for autistics whose special interest is people. Cause you can spend every day of your life learning about psychology and sharpening your social skills, until you're actually way better at reading people than most neurotypicals, but that's ultimately not gonna do much in helping you make friends. Cause in the end, no amount of social skills can make you stop acting like yourself, so you're always gonna be that weird kid everyone thinks is annoying.
he would have the highest health the party, take slightly less damage, and essentially act as a tank for unskilled players. like me
in the light world, he is a total hermit and is rarely seen in hometown despite having grown up there and lived there for his entire life. he spends his time knitting shawls and sewing clothes. sometimes he leaves his house to dump piles of new clothing items at the church. ralsei seems to know him really well, which confuses the others.
I need him to be canon desperately