youre right

welcome to the shit show

[daglout]

[daglout]

ha. i knew cheese on a burger frog would win you bitches over

[thyrell]

you were using him

[thyrell]

i hate you

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

reblog in 45 seconds to have a slutty little night

[unclefather]

I don’t care about your bit corn

[unclefather]

Get in line. One bit corn is worth so many dollars.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

spore has one of the funniest receptions of any video game imagine literally any other game having its entire fanbase go "yeah 60% +/- 20% of this game completely fucking sucks. the part i like is pretty fun though. this game rules"

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

oh fuck!!!!!!!!!!!

[thyrell]

thats a cool symbol so i drew jesus being crucified on it i hope u dont mind

[evilthotiana]

[falseficus]

theres a real answer to this. if i understand correctly because of the way proportions work a smaller thing’s ratio of surface area to interior is greater, so a mini mnm will have proportionally more candy shell and less chocolate interior than a normal size mnm. so even if you increased in size this much the ratio of chocolate to shell in a normal mnm would remain the same so they would not taste like the more-candy-per-total-mass mini mnms. if mnms increased in size proportionally with you, they would taste more chocolatey than normal mnms

this is a similar concept to the reason why  creatures in the deep sea can evolve to be gigantic despite the rarity of food sources: its actually metabolically more efficient to be fuckhuge because your surface area/body mass ratio will be less and thus youll lose less heat through your skin (relative to your mass) to the surrounding cold environment of the sea than a smaller organism would lose

[evilthotiana]

you’re everything

[theocseason4]

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

*George w bush excitedly running up to you with a little ceasers hot and ready* *trips on a rock. Pizza flies in the air and lands on his head and hes covered in sauce like a big idiot*

[xxerror--sansxx]

he wouldnt do this.

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

This would never happen to him, you’re lying!

[forcewound]

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

by talos this can’t be happening

[zpamtondiedinablender]

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

[fullmetalfisting]

This is the funniest message I’ve ever gotten

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i know everyone already knows about the something awful 9/11 thread but there’s just something about it that makes me keep coming back to it. it’s so weird to watch people in ““the past”” live through what we now know to be massive historical events in real-time

[dingdongyouarewrong]

like, holy shit

[maxknightley]

You can’t post this without including the best(?) part

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

sasuke

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[po-acus]

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Together they create the full set.

[bartziefluff]

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

[tuntematonkorppi]

tumblr black out poetry

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

I FORGOT ABOUT KERMIT GULAG

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

this will forever be my favorite sentence on the internet

[grawly]

New OC

[grawly]

[grawly]

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[grawly]

[grawly]

[grawly]

new OC her name is britney i hate her

[grawly]

Britney has unfortunately passed away

[grawly]

You were so beautiful I couldn’t do anything fuck

[everythingfox]

oh my god

[usrimajor-deactivated20240130]

scrappy doo found dead in spanish prison

[shobbits]