You Sir, Too Sir? Welcome To The Grave!

Nick, 31, Scotland. Genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.

[pathologising]

they hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that's unlikely

[skyrigel]

[mousegirlheart]

in america they force their buffalo to drink red bull and then harvest their newly grown wings for consumption

[butchfagminotaur]

i'm revoking the USA's "gun country" label until one of you can hit the broad side of a fucking barn

[biracy]

The winner takes it Saul. The loser has to call

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[hotgirlmeg]

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

[paralleljulieverse]

‘Appy Liza Dooli’le Day from the Parallel Julieverse

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[idlesuperstar]

Happy 100th Birthday David Attenborough [b: 8th May 1926]

It seems to me that the natural world is the greatest source of excitement; the greatest source of visual beauty; the greatest source of intellectual interest. It is the greatest source of so much in life that makes life worth living.

(I have made quite a lot of gifsets of this man over the years)

[longseasons]

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

[twinsfawn]

who up downwarding their spiral

[boobcareer]

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

[arkashas]

GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[probuccalfat]

when i was younger some wires got crossed so now a fistfight and sex are one and the same to me

[kinkydorah]

troy and abed with the vaaaaaampires 🎵