watch me be a lazy piece of ass

Mostly a reblag-blag with some personal posts.

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[despazito]

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

[despazito]

[despazito]

they carried a generation

[realwizardshit]

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the reason I casually say charlie kirk's wife had him killed is not necessarily because I believe it, but because nothing stops the right from spouting random conspiracy theories about political enemies, so i'll say whatever the hell I want when one of their idols dies. also it's funny. the entire charlie kirk death is inherently funny. he was in the middle of answering a question related to mass shootings when he died.

[depsidase]

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm so so so angry. in Horsey Game, I found a wild legless horse, cloned it repeatedly, and mass-sold the clones to all my rival ranches to pollute their gene pools. and when my plan finally reached fruition.....when at last, I came into a race where every opponent had no legs.......my stupid fucking horse fell over.

[dogpuppy]

[sherwind]

they're silencing my bug

[pokemon]

let them speak

[liquidcrystalsky]

linux and homestuck are in the same category in how the people who talk about it are annoying, but the people who are against it are somehow worse and feel this extreme boiling hate in their soul if it's mentioned within 100m of them like it personally killed their grandmother who they need to avenge

[liquidcrystalsky]

microsoft will not fuck you

[abalidoth]

Linux is like Homestuck because they both make you type weird.

[dogpuppy]

[zeitghost]

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

[yurimartyr]

i don't think it's like that at all.

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[kinkykinard]

[noonmutter]

@thebibliosphere maybe we can make his head explode

[thebibliosphere]

That’s my goal!

[akashicrecord]

*logs onto tumblr* I wonder what the people who don't leave the house are saying about sex today

[itsswimmingtragedycollection-de]

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

im never leaving this website this shit rules

[tyke-dyke]

[dumbangel1967]

I can't believe there's people that think trans girls can't say faggot

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

you're forgetting the number one rule of being a trans woman on the Internet: everyone will interpret your every single action with the worst intentions possible. and even if you're doing something objectively innocuous, they'll misrepresent your actions so they can twist it into something Problematic

[thetursithan]

Here's a bird that knows what it's doing...

[t00thpasteface]

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

[dovelylittlebird]

Oh ancient one what wisdom do you hold?

[t00thpasteface]

99% of callout posts are bullshit and just petty personal drama someone is escalating to get even on a grudge. do not engage with these, do not freelance as a cop

DNIs do not work. accept this. internalize that people you don't like will see your posts and engage with them. this is unavoidable and the sooner you make peace with it the freer your mind will be. block the freaks and don't sweat the small stuff

building a tight knit circle of fellow weirdos who vibe with your particular quirks and taste is infinitely more rewarding and sustainable than chasing the biggest numbers

don't respond to bad-faith arguments or bad takes; just block people, blacklist tags, filter post content, and move on. don't feed the trolls (or the bigots)

don't hate-follow

don't tag your hate (ex. if you're posting about how much you hate a ship, don't tag it as that ship, etc.)

don't feel obligated to keep following someone who posts stuff that upsets/depresses/angers/bores you just because you know them really well, or because you're mutuals, or because you used to like what they post. following is nothing personal and neither is unfollowing

op doesn't know you; avoid parasocial relationships

don't pick fights or reblog posts just to disagree/argue

spread joy and positivity in your circles

disable anonymous asks

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]