She made me get one.

I'm Adrian a twenty-nine year old posting anything that catches my eye. Any pronouns accepted

[bodhimcbodeface]

I really think they need to start teaching kids in schools that most blind people can see a little bit, most deaf people can hear a little bit, and most wheelchair users can walk a little bit. And they are still disabled.

[boyquail-deactivated20171209]

[flagitiousbunny]

WHAT ARE BIRDS

[lesbirdan]

Hello yes! A Science Birb, here to explain the science!

Birb have VERY LARGE EYE in skull. Very good for seeing! But not space for muscle, birb cannot move eye. For mammal to make steady image, keep focus on single thing, always moving eye! Tiny movements, sometimes not even know. But birb cannot make tiny movements! So, birb must move whole head. And that is why the birb can keep steady the head when the body is amovering!

Thank you for listening to a science

[rissawesome]

I’m crying

That was the greatest scientific explanation I have ever read

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[etchif]

There are some animals you only see in pictures with very little to compare its size to that make you go into cardiac arrest once you find out how big/small they actually are

[etchif]

This shouldn't be physically possible. Herons should not be this small

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

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[ampervadasz]

[sweetsigyn]

I know it’s on purpose but still every dead choreographer is spinning in their grave

[anais-ninja-bitch]

this is so brilliant but how many times did they just crash and send each other ass over teakettle during rehearsal

[labelleizzy]

Omfg this is PRISTINE

[kshandra]

As several others have already said in the notes, this is Jerome Robbins’ “Mistake Waltz,” and it is GLORIOUS. And so much respect for the dancers, because having to do something intentionally wrong is frequently harder than trying to do it right.

[newtonpermetersquare]

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

[squided]

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

[rubykgrant]

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

[iliveinmyblanket]

Holy shit

[trapny]

Oh my god this is so fucking funny

[cozybonfires]

[senatortedcruz]

imagine a giant monster following you around and picking you up and kissing you all the time. that’s what my cat lives with every day

[fancyladssnacks]

that’s exactly what half the people on this site want

[gremlinstarr]

oh to be gently picked up and kissed by a giant monster

[cute-animals-only]

good kitty

[dummy-dot-exe]

人魚 VS 猫 by よぬ石

[zanda-rl]

both the human and the other mermaid helping jdgjosijgidfjg

[kirbuu]

Something about how calmly and diligently the two are working and the way she is looking away makes me think this isn’t the first time she has done this…

[charlesoberonn]

She is staring at the cat to make sure it’s not getting any ideas

[the-evil-clergyman]

Illustrations from The Fairy Tales of Hans Christian Andersen by Kay Nielsen (1924)

[celticculture]

[candiceirae]

[samiholloway]

And then the French get in there

[hasufin]

The Vikings learned Latin based on what the French screamed while getting beaten.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

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[dduane]

This old sale has decided it's still running

(insert vague late-night flailing) This thing was supposed to be over! Now it seems to have turned itself on again. The fault's apparently being caused by a disagreement between two apps at our ebook store, and I can't turn either of them off, as they're both vital. [sigh] Time to open a service ticket, I guess.

Meanwhile, WTH, if you want one of these 36-ebooks-by-DD packages at the more deeply discounted price, go on, go for it! (helpless laughter) Somebody may as well get something out of this... :)

ETA: And here's Mrs. Doyle, because why not.

[dduane]

...Sale's till running, thanks to the continuing Battle of the Web Store Apps. (shrug) Want a bargain? Go get it. :)

[emotional-emotion]

Seinfeld (1989 - 1998) 8.22 The Summer of George