Welcome To My Crab

[lindsay-irene-deactivated201704]

[gay-renae]

Pip the otter going into the water for the first time!

[ironwoman359]

The noises

[ruinedchildhood]

Costco doesnt fuck around

[marvel-lous-things]

I have no explanation

[dinogore-blog]

when ur parents go out food shopping

[porterr-robinson]

[mop-mod]

“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*

[zsnes]

the most powerful man in the world

[coltre]

somewhere someone is thinking about you somewhere someone is calling you an angel

[tiredcorn-deactivated20160310]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

me @ all my mutuals

[abercrombee]

how i’m tryna be

[dilatoryteen]

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: I don’t know her

[lonerhowl]

7 billion people in this world

One of them will marry Sebastian Stan

HAPPY HUNGER GAMES

[victorpopejr]

So I was drunk on snapchat last night crying

[theshitneyspears]

[corporatebigwig]

[buttons-on-shirts]

my finger slipped

[serotoninbluemmy]

[thenatsdorf]

“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”

[emchromatic]

I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.

[pubertyring]

[duskittycat]

*boy looking at coin* ees.. nanarro..

[drops coin] HOh

[coin rolls into gutter]

AAAAAAAHHGH

[nickbread]

me when i spend money

[xeppeli]

lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.

[xeppeli]

[tunnaa-unnaa]

Too bad Lahore pigeons are a domestic breed and don’t appear in the wild at all. Some equally balanced wild colorations include

Pygmy Falcon

Great Hornbill

Wallcreeper

and

Black-throated Loon

[xeppeli]

this is a good addition to this post. thank you for this birds educations

[fuckingconversations]

I would like to submit the following additions to the world of exceptional bird color design:

Cedar Waxwing

Red Crowned Crane

Brahminy Kite

Green Tree Swallow (I mean seriously - those are metallic teal feathers against stark white. Damn.) 

Bali Mynah

And, last but certainly not least, the cutest fucking puffball on this planet earth:

The Korean Crow-Tit

[ohthisismuchworse]

I’d also like to contribute some pretty awesome birds

Hooded Pitta (or as like to call them little olives)

Coua

Mot-Mot

The Blue Crown Pigeon (the biggest pigeon)

[scoutology]

good post

[chopinsbian-deactivated20181029]

@ilovegirlsalways

[lonewolf574]

@candiceirae

[candiceirae]

I’m fond of the Golden Breasted Starling,

the Golden Pheasant,

and the Oriental Dwarf Kingfisher.

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

I take your well-designed bird palettes and I raise you

The European Bee-eater

[queerbutnothere]

I feel personally attacked that the blue footed booby is on here

Look at them

They’re absolutely ridiculous!

The deeper the blue the more likely females are gonna dig them!

here’s a close up of their feet!

[atishan]

[princesstigerbelle]

That’s a spice meatball