[sweet-cider]

[c-bassmeow]

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

[littlelinguaphile]

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)

[c-bassmeow]

Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

[gupdoo3]

what about the fourth horseman of “what about all those starving orphans in africa”

[otterboxmysocks]

“Not as tired as our troops!”: War “Just wait until you have kids”: Pestilence “Wait until you’re my age”: Death “What about all the starving kids in Africa?”: Famine

[azriona]

That’s…. surprisingly accurate.

[elizabetbennet]

The glories of nature. What are men compared to rocks and mountains?

[micdotcom]

This tweeted sums up 238 years of racism and hypocrisy in America

[menalaus]

Fuck

[end0skeletal]

This has been a baby turtle (and tortoise) post.

(Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10)

Bonus:

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

The spillway in this lake looks awesome

[srsfunny]

Me And My Roommates

[thecommonchick]

get yourself a Jeffrey

[beebuzzbee]

[theblackassversionofdaria-deact]

:(

[sipnsyphe]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cosmic-noir]

IM SO FUCKIBV UPSET

[fyp-psychology]

PSYCHOLOGY FACT #545

Feeling ignored causes the same chemical effect as that of an injury.

Read more psychology facts Here

[shittyidea]

Make your password the entire script of the Bee Movie

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

[221cbakerstreet]

The true north American hogwarts houses are bigfoot, mothman, jersey devil, and the chupacabra and you’ll never convince me otherwise

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m in Mothman

[dingusmcdougall-deactivated2023]

You might belong in Bigfoot

Where live the wild and strange

Who are difficult to understand

And harder still to change

Or else, belong in Mothman

With that otherworldly kind

Whose mystic, alien knowledge

Could blow your human mind

Or with those in Jersey Devil,

With passion for so many things

They love to run, but want to fly,

Thus, grow both hooves and wings.

Or else, in Chupacabra

If your resourcefulness exceeds

These clever opportunists know

How to get to what they need

[ahsndkm-deactivated20141104]

So I was watching one of those elephant documentaries and some guy walked over to the elephants and the elephants all crowded round to look at him and stroke him with their trunks.

And it reminded me how when there’s a cat in the garden my entire family will go out and cuddle it.

Guys.

Elephants think humans are cute.

[ellenripleysbelieveitornot]

Now we know what elephants blog about.

[megapuddi64]

it’s actually proven that elephants view humans as we view cute animals.

[geekwithsandwich]

elephants are so SWEET though you guys idk if you realize

like, they extensively mourn their dead and one of the things they do is cover them with leaves, and sometimes when people go to sleep on the ground in an area with elephants, they will wake up COVERED WITH LEAVES because some elephants found them and thought they were dead and it made them sad so they buried them!!!!!!!!  omg precious

and they aren’t really “scared of mice” but they will get upset and try really hard to get away from a mouse because (we think) they are really afraid of stepping on the mouse!!!  they know they are big and have big stompy feets and they are afraid of stepping on other animals!!!

also they form long-lasting friendships and when rescuing elephants it’s really important to keep friends together because they can get really depressed when they are separated!  when friends are reunited they make happy sounds and cuddle really close and it’s so cute and it makes me cry.  ;______;  i just, have so many elephant feels you guys

[muppetlesbian]

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

And then one time when the show got canceled…

and then when it came back..

[openthehellmouth]

you’re missing my favorite one though

[chrissongzzz]

[lizoncloud9]

Albert went in 😂😂

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

Raassssssclllaaaaarrt 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[alladoreqi]

He was on the other side like

[songsterbee]

the fact that he was STILL typing !!! LMAO im crying…. read her!

[the-real-eye-to-see]

White people with black people… smh…