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lilmamabeyellin

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I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

razxion

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

punkfandomtrashprincess

What a happy Buddha!

#my mom keeps a smiling buddha by the front door #we rub his belly for luck

tastefullyoffensive

roane72

I have one of these!

lyndsayfaye

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

double-eyed

acreaturecalledgreed

for the first like 14 years of my life i thought that the story of saint valentine and valentines day were a celebration of a massive gay polyamorous marriage and let me tell you, i was sorely disappointed when i learned i had massively misunderstood that story

acreaturecalledgreed

i was told the basic story of “the king had made it illegal for young men to get married so that they could be drafted off to go to war (as married men with families were not, apparently)” and that “saint valentine thought this was cruel, and married the young men in secret”

what this was supposed to communicate to me was “saint valentine would marry young men to their girlfriends in secret as a priest at his own risk and thats why we celebrate valentines day”

what i got out of it was “saint valentine married a shitton of dudes so he could protect his army of husbands from having to go to war and it was beautiful and love can halt war in its tracks and thats why we celebrate valentines day”

and thats why the assumption that a child would automatically get a hetero interpretation of the story and the innate unclarity of the english language made me think that valentines day was about mass gay poly marriage until i was like fourteen and recited the story to a friend who stared at me like id grown three extra heads

i like my version better im not gonna lie

callmebliss

I like your version better too

#same

johnnyjoestarrelatable

my grandma’s watching fox news and i’m overhearing then losing their absolute shit over millennials not buying kraft singles

johnnyjoestarrelatable

durgeth

let’s be real though, it deserves to die.

worldsspecialestboy

it doesn’t taste anything like cheese.

axelinabox

Its not even allowed to be branded as “cheese” in most countries outside the US

double-eyed

Good

micdotcom

Disturbing pool video exposes the reality of how police treat black people in America

Galling video footage has captured a police officer in McKinney, Texas, rounding up a group of black teenagers, using excessive force on them and pulling a weapon on bystanders after an “incident” was reported at a local pool. The initial call came in as a disturbance but bystanders revealed the real racist reason police were summoned.

cyberllamas

some parts of the video made me really scared even if i wasn’t present there and it’s really horrifying that the police officer has the power to those things

There was this time in the car with my dad when I was ten or eleven, and Once In a Lifetime by Talking Heads was playing on the radio and I looked over at him after a minute and asked him what the song was about and he just turned and looked at me and then laughed for like a solid fifteen minutes

#talking heads #once in a lifetime #my dad #dads #i swear #he never did tell me but ive since figured it out that nothing by that band means shit

ruinedchildhood

tittydrjackson

Not titties, but this is dope…

geekandmisandry

I reblogged for the post but also because I don’t know when I’ll ever get a chance to reblog something that says “not titties, but this is dope”.

slavicafire

thank you, ancestors, for passing down detailed and cautious instructions on how not to get seduced and stolen away by mischievous female spirits, which I have lovingly transformed into How To Find Me a Wife Real Quick manual

reystars

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

correct-vampire-opinions

Unfridge your wives 2017

roundinviciouscircles

Unfridge your wives 2018

oliverqueenlance

“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”

oginochihiro

oh cool some new astronomy news whats good astro-

oh no

voidedmuffin

oh no

andromedous

y’all missed this part of the article

egberts

cartooncabana-blog

staff: you’re legally not allowed to fuck tumblr: [CHAOS] the asexuals:

Whenever my cat cuddles he likes to wedge his face into a space left by one of my limbs and it’s absolutely ridiculously cute

#my cat #kitty #love him #so #frigging #cute

prokopetz

Concept: a bunch of high school Satanists get drunk in the local graveyard and try to conjure a demon, but they’re using one of those “reconstructionist” ritual books that gets its sources all mixed up, so they end up with a minor Mithraic fertility spirit that hasn’t spoken with humans in like 1700 years instead. By the terms of its binding it’s not allowed to leave until it’s ensured a successful harvest for its summoners, which is a problem, because none of these goobers have ever raised so much as a houseplant; if it wants to go home, it’s going to have to teach them how to garden - whether they want to learn or not!

evtrained

“Five high school sophomores were arrested today on charges of operating an illegal pot growing business behind the Home Depot on I-95. The 200-foot-tall plants, which police could see from their station…”

amor-ascetico

tremblingadored

Corsican vendetta knife with floral detail

“may all your wounds be mortal”

jhaernyl

This is beautiful. Though, it’s not “all your wounds” (tutte le tue ferite) but rather “May my wound” (la mia ferita). It’s feminine singular and I do kinda love the personalization of the writing.

But it’s also … it’s kind of grammatically incorrect but it’s also very colloquial and dialectal.

Che la mia ferita sia mortale is more than just a saying … it’s almost an invocation.

It’s also less ‘may’ and more ‘that’ so it should be more like …

That my wound be lethal