DoveMortician

[dovemortician]

Welcome!

Just your friendly neighbourhood dove mortician.  I have a taste for the finer things in life; by which I mean fanfiction which would have others clutching their pearls.  Varying levels of scandalous, illegal, and downright immoral content to come, and that's a guarantee!

DoveMortician on AO3

Adult, Fandom “Old” (TM)

Not for the weak of heart or underage.

Feel free to ask away <3

#mortyreplies for all answers, #anonasks for anon asks,

Will be reblogging and posting NSFW stuff

Particularly dark writing will be warned for and tagged with #deaddove and #dead dove do not eat

Not here to entertain puritan nonsense, nor fandom wank

Will use the block button liberally for people being rude

Feel free to submit suggestions

Icon made with: https://picrew.me/image_maker/482800

Credit to yorunohimawari for making this dope picrew!

Thank you for your time, welcome to my mortuary~

[itberice]

Would you like to go to a baseball game?

[cosmicretreat]

[taya-ki]

Fic fanart!! Love u fantasy au...

[selfship-quotes]

I love soulmates but also this-

[qilingxiong]

[queerolddad]

Don’t let fake fans tell you different, Trek has always been queer 🏳️‍🌈🪐🚀

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sherlockig]

[parkayquarts]

im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

[parkayquarts]

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

[parkayquarts]

it's only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it's just a sparkling homunculus

[aighostartblog]

Had the all Incompasing and sudden urge to draw Xion from Kingdom Hearts

[xavantina]

Murderbot + text posts [49/∞]

[ilexvici]

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[startrekrenegades]

[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]

[rita-lashette]

Best. Thing. Ever.

[takemetotheenterprise]

I can’t express how to ecstatic I am to find this video again in the depths of tumblr. It might be one of my favourite posts

[theshapeofwallace]

@dovemortician required viewing

[awihog]

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" ok well I asked fbi special agent fox mulder and he said that his theory is chatgpt is powered by a historical demon referenced in two (2) twelfth century texts that he actually believes is an alien taking the form of technology in order to assimilate better with the modern world and dana scully was also there and she just put her head in her hands and sighed

[gauntletqueen]

IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

[gauntletqueen]

GMORNIN IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[transbian-uprising]

can't in good conscience leave this out

[nijuukoo]

Happy Xehanort Holding An Umbrella Day.