DowncastDoge

[plasmalink]

The axe forgets. The tree forgets. The squirrels in the forest forget. Nobody remembers

[plasmalink]

post cancelled

[whatmoredoyouwangfromme]

I WAS GONNA SAY “this is funnier cause its not loading” BUT THEN MY SCREENSHOT CAME OUT CROOKED?!?!

IDK WHAT HAPPENED

[plasmalink]

a mere dutch angle is nowhere near enough to capture the depths of my insanity

[thematildenet]

[downcastdoge]

So I just got back home after a celebration, and I live with my parents and they’re very asleep so I’m quietly going towards my house. And I get onto the pathway. And I look down and I see my tuxedo cat Umbro half hunched over tail flicking side to side eyes very wide and we lock eyes

We had the same body posture and look in our eyes exactly. And I’m so tired but I really think I need to draw this out because it’s very funny to my tired brain

[deepfang-dreamer]

Any Scarlet born after 1963 can't uphold the family legacy...all they know is be bisexual, have mystical connections, eat unhealthily, and lie

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[ninadove]

Mystery Incorporated went so hard by the way. What do you mean they gave Velma a girlfriend. What do you mean said girlfriend started out as an antagonist but later got redeemed and put her life on the line to protect Velma from her evil boss. What do you mean people constantly ridiculed her for being poor to the point that she had to take things into her own hands to get herself out of this mess and into college. What do you mean she sacrificed herself to save the world and was shot by a parrot (’s henchmen). What do you mean she came back to life after the universe was entirely rewritten. What do you mean they reused the Fred x Daphne animation from the opening to make it about Velmarcie. What do you mean she called Velma “my girl” in the finale. What —

[star-funeral-under-the-sea]

[downcastdoge]

Writing essays without making a full outline is crazy because why am I now writing a whole paragraph about Life is Strange in my 100% serious essay about defined morality?

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[springsgreenleaves]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

[the-haiku-bot]

Yes, but also, I

am begging you on bended

knee, paragraph breaks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[c3rvida3]

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

[mucmucvi]

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

[treecitysessions]

The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born

[nariarts]

Longtime readers may be aware of how much I relish an excuse to bully a company, so I'm sharing the wealth;

Clothing company Patagonia is currently sueing drag queen Pattie Gonia for "irreparable” harm to their brand.

To be clear; Pattie named herself after the region in South America.

So Pattie is asking people to politely ask Patagonia to drop the lawsuit.

I'm extending the invitation to all of you, because sueing a drag queen for 'infringement' in the current political cultural landscape is vile. Especially a drag queen who has raised millions of dollars for non-profits, uses her platform to raise awareness for climate activism, and fully aligns with Patagonia's apparent climate-conscious mission statement.

They're claiming they're sueing for $1. They're actually asking her to stop using her name, and pay over $1 million in legal fees. They're straight up harassing her.

In contrast, drag queen Jan Sport has a Jansport bag line. It's that easy to just... work with a queen.

Anyway. Be respectful(ish), but feel free to be annoying on Patagnoia's socials, asking them to 'DROP THE LAWSUIT'

I think they have a twitter and tiktok too!

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

​World Heritage Post

[downcastdoge]

KCD2 is the first combat challenging game that I’m actually really quite good at. I just started a new game in hardcore (I didn’t finish my first but felt it was too easy) and don’t get me wrong it isn’t easy but I’m significantly better than I was imagining I would be at combat in early game with very little equipment.