Retro Weeaboo

[littlecorvidart]

hornet: oh man I sure do like my weapon I sure hope I never lose it

the nefarious haystack:

[vehicularmanslaater]

hi op i really liked ur post so i decided to draw it

[horreurscopes]

i distinctly remember the first time i went to a holiday inn free breakfast bar while on a family trip to the border and i got so fucking upset and confused that the food looked like this 💀

the distressed mexican parents of a melting down undiagnosed autistic 8-ish year old: don't worry white american breakfast food isn't real and cant hurt you

white american breakfast food:

[superanonymousthethird]

What else would you fucking eat for breakfast???

[horreurscopes]

[viralfrog]

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[dragomorph]

Arcade Pit had a team named "Garfield Knight: Lasagnasong" and my brain is a slave to the dumb cartoon ideas.

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain

[copperbadge]

What the hell.

Is that what driving is for most people? I looked in the notes expecting to see a bunch of bewildered reactions but everyone is agreeing with OP and it's not that I don't believe you, but like.

I drove for years and hated every second of it because I was constantly aware of the fact that I was in charge of a massive chunk of speeding steel and glass capable of causing death if I sneezed at the wrong moment. Not for a single second did the car feel like a part of me. Driving always felt deeply unnatural and highly dangerous. It is indeed Wild to think that the vast majority of people apparently smoothly mind-meld with their car.

No wonder I hate driving so much. Everyone else is having a fun Carsona drift experience while I'm strapped into the pilot seat of a complicated memory game whose penalty for losing is dismemberment.

[holdharmonysacred]

I've been thinking I really want to do something to try and help folks over in Palestine, so while I can't donate I want to at least help link to some of the general charities for folks there:

Here's arab.org's daily clicks for Palestine!

Here's eSims for Gaza!

Here's the Gaza Soup Kitchen!

Here's the linktree for the Sameer project!

Here's Crips for eSims for Gaza!

Please donate and helps spread the word if you can! If you're like me and can't donate, there's at least the daily clicks site you can bookmark and do!!!

[weirdmarioenemies]

HELP TRANS WOMAN RAISE POST-SURGERY RECOVERY FUNDS

I am starting a new campaign for my partner because the last one stagnated and needs have expanded.

In about a week's time, my girlfriend is going in for facial feminization surgery and thus will be taking three weeks off for recovery. She had planned to save up a recovery fund, but unfortunately her job has not given her adequate hours to realize this.

She needs 1500 USD to cover the three weeks she will be out of commission. Please donate and share.

VENMO

CA$HAPP

KO-FI

0/1500 USD

[weirdmarioenemies]

5 DAYS LEFT UNTIL SURGERY — NO DONATIONS

[chronocrump]

[manga-and-stuff]

[nuramsvveth]

Ohhh help help! I'm hurt need help...

FUCK BRIAN GET LOST...

Ohhhh I am hurttttt heeelp... 🐦

[aro-pancake]

Of course. It had to be corvids...

[storyweavingspider]

If there’s one thing left-leaning whites HATE it’s being reminded they’re part of an oppressing class even when they aren’t actively saying slurs or committing outright hate crimes

[storyweavingspider]

Contribute to or at bare minimum share Black/BIPOC mutual aid. It is the literal least you can do to make a tangible difference especially for small bills/needs. Sometimes you can keep a Black person housed, sometimes you feed us, sometimes you let us have clean clothes or get to work.

It is literally the BARE MINIMUM you can to do pass it on so that if you don’t toss like $5, $20, more their way, someone following you might and it can literally save a life.

Last year two of the most prominent cis Black disability activists died bc they couldn’t crowdfund money - one for a rideshare hospital trip when they knew an ambulance might bankrupt them, the other for cancer treatment.

If well-known/loved cis Black disabled people can’t survive from crowdfunding, imagine the hopes of Black trans disabled people for example.

If you can’t FUND US then at least fucking reblog our shit! That’s how you use your privilege!

Example: my friend @harumscarumcos had their power cut off and they only need another like $100 to get it back on and be able to work again. If you can, toss a bit their way and share! https://www.tumblr.com/harumscarumcos/788718438281625600/8450-14183

Reblog by @harumscarumcos

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[were--ralph]

Its so well made its perfect

[eva-does-their-best-deactivated]

@velvetvexations

[bedupolker]

A day late for bad comics day but I call this one, "My Slightly Toxic Monster Relationship"

[foone]

officially-cool youtuber Tech Tangents was working on an old Tandy machine and discovered the most hilarious quit menu in all of software, buried in an obscure astrology program for DOS:

THE "MAYBE QUIT" OPTION!

For too long, computer programs have been asking if we're sure we want to quit, and only giving us a binary yes/no option. Finally we can leave whether we quit or not up to fate.

And yeah. When he tried it out, it failed to quit a few times and then quit. It seems it just flips a coin when you select it and either quits/does nothing based on it.

[thrivingisthegoal]

STARTING TOMORROW

Scientists in weather and climate are live streaming for 100 hours to make their case to the American public.

They are live streaming, but engagement is necessary for it to work. SHARE THIS WITH PEOPLE, RECORD THE STREAM, POST CLIPS OF IT THAT ARE FUNNY, if you can tune in, PLEASE DO!

This is something that has to be heard by as many people as possible. Put it on in the background! See if you can get other people to watch it! Do whatever you can do support those who are trying to be supported! Anything and everything helps!

TUNE IN HERE

article I posted screenshots of here

[charseraph]

✂️ Robust Scientific Consensus

7 seconds · Clipped by Charseraph · Original video "Live from NASA GISS, kicking-off the Weather and Climate 100-hour livestream" by The Wea

“There’s a pretty robust scientific consensus that when it gets warm, ice melts”

[dat-soldier]

I look at the pfps of people liking a drawing of mine and im like oh??

Woah, cute emo guy!! I wanna draw it~ So I did

Well turns out it was a griller

If I was in the jungle i would have died. badly.

[despazito]

homer simpson fails his Konekarhu field trials

[despazito]

So in Finland they've got a really cool test for assessing how dogs will react to a bear. To make it humane for every party involved they made a remote controlled taxidermied bear on wheels, use bear scent, and hidden speakers blasting bear sounds. A good bear dog will instinctively bark and stand its ground, an undesirable dog will either act disengaged or overly fearful. The test can be used for prospective hunting dogs, nonlethal wildlife management, or just with pets to learn how your dog might react to a real bear encounter. Also it's very silly to watch