white fluffy furred thing

no my name is not about boobs if i blocked you it's because you posted something i don't want on my dash figuring out some stuff about myself BLOG CONSTRUCTION supposedly IN PROCESS 19, """"cisgender""" i just reblog everything i like. lol. asks off bc of spam bots

[perennimal]

Ralsei!! Get behind me I’ll protect you

[rollerdirvy]

Gameoverse if they loved women

[tvsoftboi]

Try not to spiral when thinking about the fact you have no real self-image challenge

[tvsoftboi]

UGGGGHHHH

try to be patient with yourself, because re-finding who you are and discovering who/what you wanna be after living with depression and dysphoria for years challenge

[demilypyro]

pussy out demily art with labia scars

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[tdg267]

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

[somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea]

This is such a beautiful thing

[metal-n-tech-nerd-deactivated20]

Jesus christ

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!

[mr-downer]

yo what the fuck happened to this post

[stargirl720]

I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

[lesbx]

Thanks mabel opened that next to mom moment

[lesbx]

when i get a hold of you I'm gonna

[lesbx]

both of you are gonna

[tpwrtrmnky]

One of my funniest interactions with medical personnel was when I went for an ADHD assessment around 3 years on HRT, and the specialist said "Gender incongruence? So you want to be a man?"

[demilypyro]

Medical pros keep asking me if I'm pregnant.... and I'm like.... pretty sure I'm not, no

[unamusedyams]

Mutually Beneficial 💜💚

Lil bonus below :3

[ukulelehitter-deactivated202603]

its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds

OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic

[dailyralsei]

drawing streak: 453 || full 1,000+ ralsei archive

[geyfrog]

GG is an English parting phrase, originating in early 21st century gaming culture, commonly used to signal a desire to de-escalate conflict or acknowledge the conclusion of a competitive interaction. Its exact etymology is disputed, but prevailing scholarly consensus is that it originated in to reference to genital-genital (GG) rubbing behavior in female bonobos used to relieve social tension and avert arguments.

[pagurus-san]

Ok, I'm very surprised

Last year, wasps built this nest

This year, other species of wasps built a nest on that nest

?!?!?!

[enki2]

[ariane-ashen]

I just realized we're less than a year away from this meme don't lose hope yet queens ✨💖

[owlservice]

Rats would attack him at night

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

some of my most significant core memories involved getting into heated arguments with the furby who lived in my closet. essential component of my pre-teen character development. necessary anguish

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the post that keeps on giving (via @zenyeetaa):

#okay we weren’t children when we did this but me and some old roommates kept a baby doll in the freezer #at first it was to jump scare the next person who opened the freezer #but he was in there for a few months and then when we decided it was time to pull it out a bunch of fires broke out across our county #so we put him back in the freezer. we named him chippy and drew a mustache on his face #we tried pulling him out of the freezer a few times after that but some horrible event would happen every time without fail #when we moved apartments we had a special cooler to bring chippy with us #as far as i know chippy is still in a freezer somewhere

[maidthings]

say what you will about john mcafee (and you should.) but that guy could fucking post

[maidthings]

all timer

[maidthings]

[maidthings]

[puckeater]

i was like, mcafee? as in the anti-virus software? and then a cursory glance at his wikipedia page was similar to being punched in the face multiple times