tossed around like sea glass

xe/they • total library cards to date: 5 • formerly little-dragonfan • title from i don't like who i was by the wonder years

[grainyflashes]

it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[elodieunderglass]

English saddles DONT have cup holders

[batmanego]

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

[charlesoberonn]

[eyewishing]

color theory: theres a lot of them

[redstonedust]

guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.

[contremineur]

Medieval stained glass fragment incorporated in a later window at the church of All Saints, East Barsham (Norfolk)  

image from here

[english-history-trip]

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of a grilled cheese sandwich

[maybemacdc]

[wackom]

Bothering the beast

[nonotimetoulouse]

It’s like every week something weird happens.

[tubofgoodthings]

I can’t even begin to imagine how many episodes would be improved just by Picard giving a stumbling, awkward exposition of the episode’s plot to the crew

[starryoak]

ALL episodes could be improved if we saw Picard’s awkward, stumbling exposition to the crew of what’s going on that episode. In fact, I really wanna see that.

[nonotimetoulouse]

“Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. You may notice my voice sounds different, and uh, long story short, I’m 12 again. Another transporter thing, we should really get that looked at. Anywhooo if a little blonde kid starts ordering you around, don’t ignore him, because it’s me. Ok. Bye.”

[stra-tek]

“Okay so, you may have noticed large parts of the ship transforming into some kind of Mayan temple, and Commander Data running around and talking in several different voices. We are aware of the situation and taking steps to restore things to normal.”

[azriona]

“There will be a flute recital this evening in Ten Forward, performed by your Captain. All officers are requested to attend. No, he didn’t play the flute yesterday. Yes, he is now a life-long expert. No, this is not the result of a transporter incident. At least, not ours.”

[thebibliosphere]

‘Cave Johnson here. Due to a multidimensional mix up involving portal technology and something you idiots call “transporters” I’ll be temporarily taking over these announcements. Captain Picard is presumably fine and will assume control over the ship once we find all the bits. In the meantime, who wants to do some SCIENCE?”

[alexiaroselikethewine]

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

[kittygirltitty]

rock & roll

[alexiaroselikethewine]

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

[mosfetransgender-deactivated202]

NEVER LET YOURSELF BE STOPPED BY WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF YOU STARTED EARLIER!!!!! THE ONLY TIME WE HAVE IS NOW

[lake-erie]

why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?

although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus

[clickbeetle]

*gripping sink clenching teeth* one percent is better than zero percent. one percent is better than zero percent. one percent is better than zero percent. one percent is better than zero percent.

[clickbeetle]

only washing your face in the shower, just to get anything clean, is better than not showering at all. doing one push up just to get your body moving is better than doing zero push ups. putting a single floret of broccoli in your pasta just to get any amount of veggies in you is better than zero broccoli. only getting out of bed to feed your cat is better than not feeding your cat. writing down what you want to do today, and then not doing it, is still better than never doing anything at all.

[relientk]

okay let's bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[rabbitindisguise]

[udekai]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

Vanilla Extract.

BONUS!!! BIOSPHERE PERMANENTLY ALTERED!

[degenezijde]

There's construction (well, mostly destruction) going on next door and I have turned into menwatchingworkers.jpg for highs like these.

[homunculus-argument]

It's nothing short of amazing how you could never use a mere sewing needle to puncture through leather, but as soon as there already is a needle hole in the leather that you're trying to push the needle through, it'll rather make a new puncture right next to it, 0,5mm apart.