here be dragons, memes, and homemade bread

noah. genderqueer and generally queer trans dude (any pronouns). Neuroatypical + hard of hearing. anarchist, anti-capitalist trying to survive this bourgeois bullshit world. witch/hellenic polytheist. triggers can be tagged upon request! adopted my pup 12.20.14//started t 4.25.16//top surgery with Dr. Garramone 5.19.17

[doctor-roman]

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

[ehentalix]

I'd leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fucked up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar's Piercing Prostate Bomb or something

[arcanecartography]

Adding to the fucked up spells list:

Obzedat's Eyeball inversion

Westminster's Dazzling Dick Laser

[silverskulltula]

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

[xiaq]

[stevenrogered]

Ke Huy Quan wins the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for Everything Everywhere All at Once 

[fromthecrypt]

tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

[fromthecrypt]

[paper-mario-wiki]

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

Legolas and Gimli get married at least 5 times and here’s why

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

i forget about this post every time and every time it crosses my dash im just smacked with it again

[natalieironside]

Now that Joe Brandon has forgiven my ten billion dollars in student loan debt I am excited to begin work on my 17th unnecessary college degree for which you will all be placed in endentured servitude as a form of vicarious debt peonage on my behalf in accordance with the law

[natalieironside]

I'm gonna get twelve PhDs and a million sex change abortions and because of socialism you (yes, you) must pay for it

[natalieironside]

[bowserwife]

Suffice to say that if you believe even a lick of the 'Secret Ring Of Tumblr Pedophiles Who All Happen To Be Trans Women' theory, I consider you no better and no smarter than your average QAnoner, and the "queer community" would be an actively better place if you were hit by a truck.

[pikablob]

[titkoks]

[dragonterriers]

i stole your hair tie

some fortnight and change ago

you didn’t notice.

today i felt the

exact fleeting moment that

the elastic snapped.

[derangedrhythms]

Desire had turned me into a relentless hunter for clues, a romantic paranoiac, reading meaning into everything.

Alain de Botton, from 'Essays in Love'

[whisperdal-deactivated20230131]

little kids r so funny when presented with any new information like theres this girl I teach who has two moms and a sister and I was like "wow your family is all girls! that's so funny, if my husband and I had a boy, we'd be all boys haha!" And she was shocked that two boys could get married like honey did you think gay marriage was a girls only event

[transfishman]

@officialbabayaga this is so fucking funny i had to share

[grenade-maid]

I think like, the death of Vine and Rabbit, Wikipedia constantly needing to beg for money, Discord depending so heavily on venture capital, Facebook turning towards spying on users to generate a return on all the venture capital that got them started, Adobe creative suite turning into a subscription rather than a single product you buy, the strangulation of streaming entertainment as every company pulls their content and makes it exclusive to their service, are all great examples of how like, it really doesn’t matter if something is legitimately useful, efficient, or beloved, it is next to impossible for a service to exist if it doesn’t make shareholders increasing amounts of money year after year. Which may seem like a “no duh” type of statement, but it’s a very simple window into how the profit motive makes products and services worse, not better. And how that’s not just a matter of certain companies or ceos being bad and greedy on an individual level, but is an inescapable factor of an economy where existence is dependent on generating capital.

[sandersstudies]

I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.

[sandersstudies]

“I saw her last name was Jewish - and I’m Jewish, so when I corrected the email I told her Shabbat Shalom with a smiley face — this was the very beginning of the emoticon era, you understand. She had a watermark of a dog rescue at the bottom of her email, and I love dogs, so I found her website and there she was — all these videos of her rehabilitating dogs and talking about the organization. I fell in love with her just from those videos.”

😭😭😭

[sandersstudies]

“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”

[sandersstudies]

MULTIPLE people in the notes have told me how important these tags are to them so here’s to keeping it in the main post.

[jackwalten]

[jackwalten]