Dragsug

[11thfempachi]

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

[metfell]

guy who gets increasingly confused when an 80’s song fades out so he turns it up louder and louder and gets blasted so hard by the next song starting that he dies

[m3f1c50v2-deactivated20200911]

>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >don’t know why the guards let him in >figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over >Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing >Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent >I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city. >Dragon shows up >Ohthankthegods >Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon >End of my worries >He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul >According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself. >Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust >Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible >Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards >He leaves without a word >Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him.

[wingsfromwhere]

[lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404]

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

[lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404]

[lilyofthepraire]

God bless whoever wrote that comment

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[deathcomequickly]

It's 32°C. The sky is blue and the concrete is hot. Let's go for a walk.

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[technofeudalism]

[technofeudalism]

[mouth-less]

[anarchocuntboogaloo]

[godspeedyoublackrockfundmanager]

[photography-cnl]

Adorable Polar Bear Plays in Flower Fields

Canadian photographer Dennis Fast took advantage of his stay at the Canadian lodge Churchill Wild in Manitoba to capture this rare sight. Popularly known for its proximity to polar bears, Fast took snapshots of an adorable polar bear playing among the fireweed field. The bear is seen rolling among the lush field, as well as eating some of the stunning plants.

Polar bears are known to be one his favorite subjects, which he captures on ground level, unlike other photographers.His main objective as an artist is to capture wildlife sceneries and adventures, which are rarely experienced by others. 

[bearotonin-international]

How. How???? Could you leave out the best one?!?!?

[maureen2musings]

John Fowler

[tilthat]

TIL there are only around 120 anonymous Michelin restaurant inspectors in the world. They spend 3 out of every 4 weeks on the road, and must vacate a region for 10 years if they think a restaurant suspects their identity.

via reddit.com

[onion-souls]

Imagine thinking your spouse is a sexy secret agent for decades only to find out he’s a restaurant critic for fat tire boy magazine

[terapsina]

Better yet imagine a real spy getting in trouble and mistaking a restaurant critic for a fellow agent. But the critic takes their job very seriously and won’t reveal themselves and so gets pulled into some kind of huge dangerous conspiracy whilst continuing to take notes on the quality of every restaurant they almost get shot in.

[dykemd]

me as a father

[friend-crow]

I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.

I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.

At least give me a fucking transcript.

[letmefixthatforyou]

I can read faster than you can talk and these videos are wasting my time.

[homunculus-argument]

"My italian boyfriend reacting to-" girl not only are you keeping a full-grown adult male italian as an illegal exotic pet, not keeping him appropriately enriched and causing needless stress by doing things like showing him incorrect pasta, you're filming your crimes and posting them on tiktok. That hand movement is a distress signal that they do when confused or agitated, it's not cute to trigger it on purpose. When was the last time this man has been to church.

Also if you're outside of Europe, that also makes him an invasive species. Whoever imported him into the country should be in prison, and if your boyfriend ever escapes (which he should), so will you.

[thatscarletflycatcher]

#FreeCarlo

[latenights]

people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto

[kleefkruid]

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

[escapekit]

Costa Nova

Italy-based photographers Tiago Marques & Tania De Pascalis share beautiful shots of Costa Nova in Ilhavo, Portugal. It's a tiny village located in the north center of Portugal, between the ria (in Portuguese means river with salted water) and the Atlantic Ocean. The project focuses on striped painted houses, which are the most iconic part of the village.

[damazcuz]

Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.