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• I'm Tess, 19, pretty gay •

[emotiona1shorty]

[notlindsay]

*breaks my own heart from thinking too much*

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

I’m screaming jesus

[1-800-garbage]

I’m super sexual but like also I’m super shy which don’t mix well

[villageidiotwitch]

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[awholevarietyofstuff-deactivate]

Fuck you goat man

[acerebral]

[drdelphinecormigay]

There is categorically no trend on Twitter that will ever ever ever beat this ‘girls do it better’ thing we’ve got going because honestly it’s just meaning we’re getting photos of beautiful girls recreating this look and my lesbian ass is living for it

[drdelphinecormigay]

Seeing as you guys are loving this as much as I am, let me bless your eyes with some more beautiful girls creating this iconic look. Creds of course to all of these wonderful ladies

[laurenblakee]

[parakeet]

Me: *gives snail cucumber slice* 🐌: munch munch Me: *literally sobbing* you ask for so little but you deserve so much

[thottielamottie]

the deep sea terrifies me and so do the southern united states

[girls-n-vibes]

i cant wait to love the fuck out of somebody and not look stupid

[novitiate-deactivated20181021]

you kids with your bussy this, thrussy that.. me myself im all about the hussy (heart pussy)

[normalregularguy-deactivated201]

if you ask a girl on a date she might say yes

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

You deadass?

[sorelatabledottumblerdotcom]

slap that pussy to pieces

[argonraptor]

this is my last resort

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

i’m a grower not a show-er what do this mean u might ask? means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet anyway the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy” the downside? if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

[mew-f-o]