[striders]

i hate it when customers get mad about policy and go “well i’ve always thought it worked differently” like ok. when i was a kid i thought the drains in sinks and bathtubs lead to Hell and i would pour things down them for the dead people. it turns out that you can think things that aren’t true

[unfortunately-awake]

[porkyminch-deactivated20130907]

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

[spiralstaircased]

human brain is so easy to manipulate its stupid. sun is out longer in evening = life is worth living...read some negative social media posts = everybody hates me...read one interesting article = i have the scholar's ambition

[imperfectlibrarian]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

[imperfectlibrarian]

This post is now about a far-right politician and one of the best moments of Brazilian live TV:

[askfordoodles]

appreciating the added context

[beardedmrbean]

[psilocervidae]

Hey did anyone else read this scene as a kid and get hit with a sort of soul-deep primal longing that stuck with them well into adulthood

[bunjywunjy]

Hello! You reblogged a picture of a “bronze winged jacana” earlier, and it looked like a bird with a tone of legs. Is this a fictional creature, or generated, or did I just see the picture wrong?

male jacanas of all species are the ones that actually provide the childcare, and they've developed a way to literally carry their offspring around by holding them in their wings!

a jacana dad protecting his brood DOES appear to have an alarming number of legs, but it's just his cherished toddler jacanas, no worries :)

this is what the wee ones look like outside of their father's loving embrace:

[cookie-kirsten]

[mbmbimbo]

[shadowgremlin]

Love browsing petfinder it’s just like here’s a little guy he’s so cute and you scroll down and his name is Military Industrial Complex

[alecscudder1987]

it's always fuckin thursday around here

[guerrillatech]

[pwesident]

you think you work hard?? think again. imagine a little tiny puppy digging a little tiny hole. do you understand?

[youre-only-gay-once]

The new “this post could have 10k notes” thing is so funny because literally any post can have 10k notes if enough people reblog it

[multitude-of-bird]

This post could have 10k notes

[youre-only-gay-once]

[98yuugbugtvscvs6347-deactivated]

[hikaruhoshina]

Me logging onto this website

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[likeadog]

putting chris pratt next to jack black almost makes me feel bad for chris like how are u gonna compare him to a God. a Legend. he wasnt good in the first place but when in a project with Jack Black its just like wow he is so sad he should be put down as a mercy

[likeadog]

chris pratt couldnt have even been an EXTRA in kung fu panda. jack black couldve done starlord.