Drunk Funny

If you're drunk it's funny

[musingmatata]

On December 10, 2020, Brandon Bernard is scheduled to be executed by the federal government for a crime he committed when he was 18 years old. He has spent 21 years on death row. Five out of the nine surviving jurors that found him guilty and one of his prosecutors no longer agree with his sentence. Please spread his story on social media, email President Trump, and call the Justice Department to ask them to commute his sentence to life without parole. Brandon Bernard’s crime is incompatible with his punishment and we cannot allow the federal government to follow through with this.

Please click the source link to be taken to his website, which details his life in prison and ways you can advocate for him. In the replies are a page with specific actions we can take to help his case and an Instagram post to share.

[angsty-fangirl99-deactivated202]

Attaching screenshots from the Instagram post op linked in the comments ^^

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[antigonehappy]

today and only today

we need this

please doge please

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

[spacexualkids]

:)

[ladyofthefanart]

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

[awkward-finger-guns]

YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

[unfried-mouth-wheat]

this seems like a good cause

[the-turtleduck-pond]

Time to put my blog to interesting use.

[freyjadottir87]

@tilltheendwilliwrite​ Can we help this lovely out? 

[red-gay-tree]

@bittergayvvitch

[frustratedasatruar]

So this post was originally made on September 11th 2020. I am reblogging on September 13th of the same year. At the time my computer first loaded this post it was at ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-eighty-two notes. By the time I’d scrolled down to it and chose to open it in a new tab so I could check when it was originally made, it had increased to 10,191 notes. When I noticed this as I was preparing to reblog, I reloaded the page and found that the number had reached 10,198.

What I’m sayig is that somewhere, someone’s mother is quite likely approaching the realization that they may actually be compelled to live up to their end of this little bargain.

I am now about to hit reblog, but before I do I’m reloading the page one last time. In the time it has taken me to type this, the number has reached 10,205.

[awkward-finger-guns]

were only 1/10 th of the way there but yeah, my mom is kinda scared now

[ab0masum]

Haha yeah we’re getting you a dagger.

[ibreathebooks-42]

Totally want to see pictures when you get it!

[melodramaticsoprano]

Can you get one of the ones with an ornate handle pls daggers are very pretty to me

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[evilkid]

[beeflover1]

i dunt want to explode.

[death2sugar-deactivated20190527]

I dun wanna explode either my dude

[maynothingeverstopyou]

i’m okay either way but some of y’all probs want good stuff to happen

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[jessesthoughtsandmore-deactivat]

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

[stardustkyber]

Doing a test

Reblog if you dislike Hollywood Undead censored.

[harleys-madness-blog-deactivate]

YES YES YES AND HELL YES. They are not meant to be censored or told what to do. That’s part of who they are and why I’m so in love with them. 

[sleightofpencil-deactivated2015]

Reblog if you're a Hollywood Undead fan

Just curious

I need to know I’m not the only one

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[rosaymami]

Can I just.. Scuse me .

[croxovergoddess]

I KNOW I shouldn’t believe in Money Patrick, buuuuut….

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[striveforgreatnessss]

lets see if this works

[k3nnady]

Not taking chances

[dojacat]

📖📚📝📕✏️📕📝📚📖

Test and Final Exam Spell so you can pass your upcoming tests.

Likes charges it, Reblogs cast it, Pass this around for others in need of passing tests and exams.

[lil-femme-fatale]

ill try anything

[shinimegami]

[thestormscrolls]

no way in hell am i passing this up

[6-couture-deactivated20171109]

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

[kiomiri]

it’s that time of the semester, may our favorite egghead bless us and make everything in our favor

[theyuniversity]

👊

[fuxja]

[october-wing]

Not taking any chances

[evienator]

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much