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Fletcher shook his head, “Unacceptable excuse. You’ll have your own room in the dream flat.”
“Alright. Well, I’ve heard a rumor, and I don’t really believe rumors because there’s quite a few going on about myself that have no truth to them, but I’ve heard that Alex and his lady friend- what’s her name? I can’t ever remember. But you know who I mean. Eloped last weekend, so I guess we won’t really have to worry about him. Am I offended that I wasn’t invited? Sure. But that’s life and the flat’s got four rooms. So.”
dorian actually had to set his drink down to keep from spilling it all over himself as he laughed. this was why fletcher was gold in his book----who couldn’t use a laugh like this? “there was no wedding, fletch, get your knickers untwisted. and i think we’d convince alex before we would james or brent----” which would be nice, and not just because alex was the tidiest of all of them, “----but her name’s val, and for the safety of all our things, try to remember it. she’s uh, gonna be sticking around, i think.” dorian leaned foward, “yeah, though, i’ve heard the rumors about you too. they say you’re trying to make an army by seducing all of the weasley women and making little fletcher babies. didn’t believe it, though.”















