heye every one.
i have on important announcemen t to make.
sam.

shark vs the universe

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Cosmic Funnies
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi

#extradirty
Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
will byers stan first human second
RMH

titsay
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Show & Tell
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Product Placement
$LAYYYTER
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Sade Olutola

Love Begins

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@duchessofdragons
heye every one.
i have on important announcemen t to make.
sam.
Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol
My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..
Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .
me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do
google: elevate and apply pressure
me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else
anyone else feel like god is just toying with u however he pleases . he thinks hes so funny . well im about to be hilarious
me about to commit blasphemy
Wish I was born with super powers instead of bad eyesight and big titties.
M00ds
I woke up from a fever dream and started shipping my two favorite pro heroes. I call them Roasted
I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.
And I mean that.
$50 maybe
a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it
Put it out so the universe can pull it in sis!!
$50 in a silver money clip thrown by a child who immediately fled in the opposite direction
baby: *incomprehensible babbling*
me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0
I made another comic
…peace was restored when trunks agreed to treat him to jimmy johns. or something.
might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water
i have to pee
“You will pay for this, Karen.”
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