Daffy Duck

Let it 🐝

[duckyyaps]

"Do not sell dark magic to me, I was there when it was written"

Is a gorgeous like that sounds like i stole it from a well established fantasy novel except it's from a instagram video about old Wattpad.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“yes, I’ve been wanting to read that!” I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it

[pelahnar]

“I’ve been meaning to read/watch/listen to that, but the stars are not in position, so I can’t do it yet”

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[satan-offical]

I had an idea for a play or show about a girl whose friend went missing but her friend is back and after like a month she recalls it and her friend is like "what when did I go missing" and like EVERYONE has forgotten that her friend went missing except this random police officer from AMERICA and he's like "I will help you find out what in the supernatural fuck is happening" and like this is bullied and nothing ever goes her way and she is depressed and suddenly lots of good things like her bullies dying and like her life gets overall better and stuff BECAUSE HER MISSING FRIEND DIED and GOD took her place because this girl is Gods most favourite creation but God has a curse in which they have to watch their favourite creation suffer horribly so when the chance came for this girls only friend to die she took it a chance to take the friends place and is now in the body of her friend but she can't use her GOD POWERS so she just kills everyone who dares to make this girl unhappy and it's gay

[eldritchbauble]

I can't fuck with people who are fundamentally uncurious.

[eldritchbauble]

I also can't fuck with people who are fundamentally unkind.

[duckyyaps]

Sometimes I really wish I had lesser problems with clothes and accessories and other stuff.

Cause at my heart I'm such a punk lover.

But I can't dress entirely punk cause the thought of clothing that require effort to take off exhaust me. Any sort of spiking or heavy jewellery addition makes me worry that I'll get overstimulated and tank them all out.

I hate the way makeup feels on my face so heavy eyeliner is out of the question for me.

And it's slightly annoying, cause customized spiky accesories and clothes with unnecessary pins seem like something I would want to own and wear but can't without worrying about a feeling strongly uncomfortable after a couple minutes

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”

[esynk]

@aropride

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[arschfrech]

[ryan-sometimes]

I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

[overcastghostedghoul]

I bet he opens his closet to the same suits with some slightly different ties like SpongeBob.

[lizluvscupcakes]

I bet if he took off his suit there’d be a suit underneath

[i-am-a-fish]

I do not need to queue up for another game I need to find someone I love and kiss them kindly

[daijavu11]

Wanting to write a Garrett Graham x OC fanfic. OC is a Division 1 female hockey player at Briar because I’ve already seen figure skater done before. And I just really want her to play a predominantly male sport that they can bond over. And Garrett is drawn to her after Coach makes the boys go watch the girls team play because “Maybe you’ll learn something useful.”

Maybe an arc similar to the building trust arc with Garrett and Hannah, but not same backstory as her (Hannah being an SA survivor) and different scenes to push that arc rather than a copy/paste with a different name.

I want on ice scenes, lots of chirping on the ice, playful banter, sexual tension, and golden retriever x black cat vibes.

Please let me know if anyone is interested in reading this! This won’t be my first time writing, but it will be my first time posting my writing on this platform.

[eymurn]

Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the doctor down the street who gives me my T shots in a clinic so small that it's just two rooms was excited for me when she said my voice had dropped yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the receptionist who could see that I was a man didn't bat an eyelash when I asked to see the gynecologist and called me sir when he asked how I wanted to pay yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the barber cuts my hair exactly how I want it and never gave me strange looks for being in a men's salon not even back when I didn't pass as one

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my friends have always gendered me correctly and stick to it even when it confuses other people and my friend's little sibling calls me older brother in Kannada yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my dog learned my new name quicker than the humans and she runs to give me a kiss when she's told to without being confused about who's being referred to

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but I can feel the Adam's apple growing in my throat and my muscles getting stronger, and my smile more real and I'm growing a beard, and I talk more freely

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but I'm here, and I'm alive, and so are you and there are good people, people who care and don't let them make you forget that-- you are not alone.

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[oriocookie]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[stach3nscarf3n]

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

i wanna see what happens

[annotateee]

it looks fun i guess

[little-white-noises]

Where did this even come from

[thefutaking]

This sho

[eddie-bullshit]

Wierd :o

[starlightdealer]

I want in

[mysterygirlsofficialtumbler]

I call doubt

[edeneye30]

Hmm

[amethysts-pants-official]

I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”

[nertleturtle]

i s2g-

[nertleturtle]

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT

[raging-kitten-deactivated201708]

I dont believe this

[thathighclassbitch]

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

[a-birdy-talks]

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

[thathighclassbitch]

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

[a-birdy-talks]

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

[angrybeardedbastard]

Hmmm

[katuki-yuri]

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

[lavendericy]

yolo

[decendedinhell]

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

[totallynaf-deactivated20200218]

Hm.

[vampirojoto-remade-deactivated2]

ok i believe

[cuddlefights]

shrug emoji

[the-milk-was-expired-deactivate]

BITCH FUCK ME UP

[vorpalmango]

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

[lvulic]

what is this mahogoney.

[cliche-ask-max-deactivated20171]

Dude wtf

[a-boy-and-his-gem]

((i am utterly confused))

[tabii-search-history-deactivate]

oh))

[neeancy-search-history]

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

[flowerscout-davey-search-history]

*rolls eyes* suuuure

[phoneykin]

//:^)))

[euphorickie]

pls

[retrostan-deactivated20180915]

NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER

NOPE IM OUT

[sweetseaveydreams]

wot in tarnation 

can i get a hoopla

[themostbeautifulthing123]

Q?

[trashyeds]

I wanna see if something actualky happens

(UPDATE) it actually works

[finns-curls]

only doing this to see if something happens

(UPDATE - LMAO IT ACTUALLY WORKS)

[woahidiot]

OKAY LETS TRY IT

[vi-bi-bye]

Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert

[beep-beep-beverly]

Askbox empty will wait to see what happens

[beep-beep-beverly]

Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused

[vitalhemmings]

hm

[be-more-heidi-hansen]

they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN

[sluttykacchan-deactivated201910]

hm doES it really work?

[monkel-in-the-bathroom]

What the hell is this

[let-me-puke-in-ur-mouth-em]

If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof

[diego-hargreeves-official]

Aight let’s try

[tiso-heart]

i have tried this multiple times before and they all worked

i’m gonna be surprised if they still come in

[my-i-dont-even-know-mess]

Let’s try this bitch

[crab-07]

Let’s see if this still works

[charlessoda-deactivated20200226]

dont trick me, ya dingle

[lillypad-moved-deactivated20210]

I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.

[theitalianscribe]

Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.

[edaryn04]

Come at me

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

I wanna

[so-lovelee]

please

[schrodingers-fyke]

Hmm… Maybe?

[strixton]

Holy shit it works!

[tech--romancer]

Ive got mail!

[itsmeeve1220-blog]

Let’s go gaymers lmao

[inkedmyths]

Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?

[zonai-of-the-lost]

I want to see what will happen X3

[zonai-of-the-lost]

WHAT!?

HOW IS THIS REAL????

[mrstitanic]

I’m willing to try it.

[pheonixanxiety]

Let’s end this once and for all. I never get asks.

[pheonixanxiety]

No. I refuse to believe that this is real.

[anon-anti]

ha͡h҉aha҉hah͢a̕

[lemons-lies-crimes]

This exactly the kind of chaotic bull I signed up for

[dragonindigo245]

… does it work

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

Sorry for the long post but 👀let’s see what happens here

[loganquotesthings-blog]

I summon y’all come to my inbox spam it til it fALLS TO IT’S KNEES

[headpatskeleboi]

Bet

[cheese-greater-official]

Will this work??? Let’s wait and see

[prettyboywynn]

please

[klm-zoflorr]

Why is everybody deleted in this thread does this come with a curse of instant death as well?

[scribbles504]

No way this works, right?

[tommy2020]

I wanna see if it works

[the-turtle-fan]

Let’s see if this works

[thesummerrtriangle]

..

[ultimatedreamer104-deactivated2]

this is soooo long, but I wanna see if it works-

[lord-hunkyhair]

i need to know if this works

[yetanotherkris]

mostly just reblogging because i want to make it longer for future rebloggers

[flyingman0211]

wait how does this work? i just reblog it????

[yumisayorii2000]

Kinda

[isthatracingmiku]

bet

[yahooo-official]

ain’t no way

[kfcfingerlickingood]

i wanna try this

[str4y-paint]

I don’t believe this in the slightest but okay

[str4y-paint]

WHAT THE FUCK???

[cryptidofthecove]

… I doubt this’ll work but. Reblogging.

[cryptidofthecove]

NEVERMIND IT WORKS.

[4letteraroace]

Glad to see most of the people here are either dead or having a good time. I’ll be surprised if this works for me

[4letteraroace]

It did in fact work for me thank you much

[byrdsfly]

Ohhh… that explains it:

[lakefoundtheirexit]

Does it work if I queue it tho

[the-toaster-rat-deactivated2025]

okok please work

[calder-a]

dunno what the fuck is going on but i’m here now

[someoneverypotter]

this probably won’t work but its worth a try

also this post is fucking long

[thatguyaster-deactivated2025070]

agreed

[boughtmender]

any luck

[nobodywasneverhere]

well lets see if it still works

[sloth-zone]

curiosity killed me ig let’s ball

[frog-lord-offical]

does this still work

[apocalyptic-endings]

i’m bored. hit me.

[ashyd-shy]

mhmsjshna…. I’m bored too…

[ladylilyoflibraries]

Hehehehe

[trans-boy-thing-offical]

It has been well over 10 years and I must know if it still works (or if it ever did lol)

[aliensatemysocks]

hmmmmmmm lets see….

[zeta-finnish]

YIPPEE-KAY-YEY MOTHERFUCKER

[thehollowmite]

ok?

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

mmm i don’t believe it

[thestormwielder]

i doubt it

[anonmous-offical]

I doubt it as well

[anonmous-offical]

Never mind it works

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

I still doubt it

[free-my-mindd]

THIS

[grippysockgang-deactivated20230]

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know