D'er lettast aa laera av annan manns skade

I will probably steal your cats follow me on Instagram @ DuhitsDara thx

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[authorsararayne]

Putin’s expressions in the middle….I can’t…

[disastrousqueer]

oh my god it’s back

[meddlsome]

I can’t stop laughing oh my god-

[ben-hargreeves-official]

Reblog for Russia

[memewhore]

[photochoco]

Jackpot

[photochoco]

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

[photochoco]

I lost count

[humunanunga]

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

[buttnekkidblackgirl]

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

[a-little-squirrely-sunshine]

fuck it, lets luck this shit up.

[fakehistory]

Alan Turing creates the famous “Turing Test” (1950)

[buttsoclock]

As someone who works for an online chat customer service department, we get questions like this a lot. Or, more frequently, we get people trolling us because they just assume we’re computers and want to see how the “AI” will react to certain questions/comments. My favorite was:

Customer: Hello

Me: Hi, [customer name]! How can I help you?

Customer: I’m having trouble with my product.

Me: I’m sorry to hear that. I’d be happy to help. Can you please describe the problem you’re having?

Customer: It’s you. You are the problem. I’m breaking up with you.

Me: But…what about the kids?

Customer: oops i didn’t think you were real bye *ends chat*

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

hey

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

[loseaturn-deactivated20181116]

Meme Island

[tangarang]

other

[charlesoberonn]

Somebody do an updated rendition

[tokai-teio]

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[astrojukebox]

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

[a-simpler-life]

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

[diablotraeluz]

stop the "hewwo" meme

its appropriating DD/LG culture and making fun of it, which invalidates our experiences! we didnt choose to have this kink and haha just kidding but could you fucking imagine.

[dare-i-say-asexual]

god every time this meme comes up it gives me so much fucking whiplash

[catgirldick]

[marisatomay]

I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made

[professorsparklepants]

Isn’t this what happened to Shakespeare

[shorthistorian]

Future editions of AVPM will have a footnote explaining who Zac Efron was.

[knowwhatimeme]

[miyku]

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

[hellodoyouknowbts]

jin chocked because of jungkook’s dirty mouth

jk: oh man holy shit

[paradisixx]

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

[pocmemes]

[stars-struck-lover]

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

[parlezvousladybug]

Legend

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tomhordy]

Elizabeth Olsen as Scarlet Witch  AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR (2018)

[itsjustpaul-deactivated20160224]

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

he looks so sad…just let him in

[memewhore]