The Asylum

My Humble Abode (tm)

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THE ASYLUM

my own little self contained insanity

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FEATURING

random thoughts I have

nothing else really (might add more later)

[depraveddame]

I’ve been hearing this in my head since May 13th 4:30am EST so now everyone else has to as well lol

[dumbass-activities]

this is the stranger things fandom here we’ve done this before we will take refugees

[georgeodowd]

reblog if you would rather read the crappiest, slowest, most grammatically-incorrect, plothole-ridden, unfinished fic on AO3 than ai slop.

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[kadira-siren]

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very relevant to me rn

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please help

there’s not enough Topher Grace Spider-Man 3 venom on tumblr please make more

[dumbass-activities]

you gotta be kidding me

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[kat-the-oddity]

As a trans man. Yes. I’m a real man and so are the rest of us.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

i love how the reblog-to-like ratio is 8:1

[trytocallmecal]

i am rigging this thing

I shall reblog lots more

[burrbeast]

I might queue this a bunch. To save my moots for once.

[trytocallmecal]

this bugger keeps wandering over my dash and I reblog it every time. It may be a form of a perpetuum mobile. I don’t mind none

[burrbeast]

I have decided to just queue it a bunch every time I see it. Yes this probably means it will never leave me alone. Yes I am perfectly happy with this.

[dumbass-activities]

Not trans but I support

[kairithemang0-fm]

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

[dumbass-activities]

Not trans but I do support

GIVE ME THAT FUCKING COOKIE NOWWWW GRRRRR

[dumbass-activities]

I’m actively trying to get Poland from the pride flag like button thingy

If I keep trying it will work trust

Maybe see if you can get it

[dumbass-activities]

found you

elite homepage recommendation

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[forgechildofheph]

Get off my fucking blog if you can’t reblog this.

[stevethevehicon22]

Thank you.

[vanillabean5645]

Yes!!!!!!!! And if anyone does support this, Block my damn blog and never come near me

[mecha-mark-2]

This is mandatory.

[void-angel666]

yes

[cecil-crimson-official]

As a trans male grooming victim, I approve 👍

[axileishere]

EVERYONE needs to reblog this.

[isoldmysoultothefae]

FUCK YES

[bylerbean]

Yeah ofc

[definitelyregulusblack]

Ofc!

[dumbass-activities]

idk what to say uhhh fuck I’ve never touched serious topics in my life uhh

“Smth smth profound Socrates words rape is bad and you shouldn’t do it”

[heartsonfire7]

I asked the Netflix 8 ball if Byler is canon for 12/25

Top Results & # 1 on the list.

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!

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[milly-myleven]

genuinely WHERE did you learn that everyone has homosexual thoughts

Like you know actual straight people exist? People who dont have any homosexual thoughts?

at this point I’m just curious what repressed gay priest told you this

it was a bishop not a priest

and everyone DOES have homosexual thoughts/urges. anyone who says they dont is lying. and honestly I dont blame them

[dumbass-activities]

FYM I DONT BLAME THEM

TAKE A GOOD LONG WHILE TO LOOK BACK ON ALL OF YOUR PREVIOUS THOUGHTS AND ANALYZE THEM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[lcwebsxoxo]

In which I single-handedly end the Byler-Mileven shipping war (haha, if only)

They find El after the Cold War is over. Mike figures out in their mid 20s that he's bi (as we do in the Midwest), they all read The Ethical Slut together in 1998, lives are changed, minds are blown, and the Partycule lives happily ever after.

THERE. YOU'RE WELCOME. Can we pleeeeeaaaaase just go play D&D now?

[dnlrrr]

I see byler fandom future and it’s bright

[meme-of-the-day-offical]

*taps chin*

i wonder what the longest reblog chain we can make is

[squidiot-official]

Hm I wonder...

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Truly

[gay-frog-offical]

I am curious to see how far we can get if we dont tag anyone >:3

[havendrawzz]

I do too wonder how this could get

[argon-offical]

interesting

[bacone-official]

sorry what we doing?

[macandcheese-offical]

Just go with it bacon

[parentscomputer-official]

hm…

[hear-ye-hear-ye-man-offical]

curious indeed

[king-of-oreo]

I wonder how I wonder why

[whackybird-offical]

I’m here now

[laciffo-natas]

Everyone make sure to check the most recent reblog before continuing the chain

[frogzilla3983]

Frog

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

I see

[anonmous-offical]

DID YOU THE LONGEST WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS TITIN WHICH UNSHORTED HAS 1 BILLION LETTERS

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

WHAT?????

[anonmous-offical]

Wait it’s million not billion my bad

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

100,000,001 is divisible by 17

[anonmous-offical]

AND KIDS THAT IS WHY WE SKIP MATH CLASS

[chaos-triangle]

*I show up in a poof o' glitter*

[goldenbunny30]

*shows up, about to go to bed soon*

[chaos-triangle]

Glad to see ya! I also should get to bed!

[life-dairy]

It's only 10 o clock here I should eat a banana

Anyone else lik epoppee the clown ?

[just-being-a-chill-guy]

*falls down stairs*

*from the floor, weakly* whazzuppp…..

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

ARE YOU OK?!?

[nug-offical-deactiv]

they do not look okay…

[the-color-orange-offical]

hey now. don't make presumptions on other peoples suffering /unsrs

[nug-offical-deactiv]

they have been FOLDED. RIGHT THERE.

[the-color-orange-offical]

some creatures are just like that y'know

[nug-offical-deactiv]

they’re bleeding

*grabs the body* ↑SEE?! IT DESCRIBED IT AS A BODY!

[the-color-orange-offical]

some creatures play dead as a defense mechanism. including fake blood. a fellow tumblerina fell for it once

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*fuck no they’re as dead as a…. lamp* SEE?!!!?!?!?!

[the-color-orange-offical]

a lamp cannot die in the same sense as a living breathing creature, while a lamp can certainly be destroyed to kill a lamp one must give it life, a difficult thing but sheer love for an object can do that. ergo, you can kill it by removing this love from the equation, either from eliminating the lover (boring, requires death) or by forcing the forgetting of the object. they haven't been forgotten, clearly, ergo they are not dead as a lamp.

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*okay fine. as dead as… medium rare beef*

[the-color-orange-offical]

...ok do you have like, a peer reviewed primary source proving they're dead? like, a doctor's note...?

[nug-offical-deactiv]

**holds heart of possibly alive body* this is all the proof i need.*

[the-color-orange-offical]

you... you tore out the heart of a potentially living being. that's murder. nug that's murder.

[nug-offical-deactiv]

did they mention a rip?

[the-color-orange-offical]

are you telling me you removed a heart from a body while it continues to beat

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*heart beating* yep… still beating

[the-color-orange-offical]

...pretty sure you could be liable if they get an infection from the fact that you had to PULL IT OUT SOMEHOW and that REQUIRES a hole in their chest

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*their heart is beating and connected… even though it’s outside their body* i dont fucking know

[the-color-orange-offical]

you don't seem to understand if their heart is out of their body that means that it had to be pulled from their body and there is a hole, where you can get an infection. the heart, which is not meant to be in the open air, could get an infection. if you're holding it wrong it could probably stop beating. find a doctor NOW or the poor thing is gonna die by YOUR HAND

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*lets go of it but it’s levitating*

[the-color-orange-offical]

doctor.

[nug-offical-deactiv]

why

[the-color-orange-offical]

GET A DOCTOR NOW NUG

[nug-offical-deactiv]

WHY- *coughing*

[the-color-orange-offical]

WHY ARE YOU SICK NOW THE ONE AT RISK IS THE CREATURE

[nug-offical-deactiv]

*coughing blood up*

[the-color-orange-offical]

[I've been working up the courage to make this ping for a while. don't look at me like that] oh no Oh no oh No Oh No OH

@doctor-offical @nurse-offical HELP HEEEEEELLLLLPPP HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP

[nurse-offical]

you have awoken me

[godofthemultiverse-offical]

What is going on!?

[egg-offical]

Egg

[juicejester]

hey everyone hows it going

[dumbass-activities]

giggity goo

[v1ultrakilll]

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[wxbyllr]

"milevens are reheating byler nachos" "lesmileven has been around longer than lesbyler" "milevens are reheating byler nachos" "bylers are reheating mileven nachos" blah blah blah IT DOESN'T MATTER THESE ARE FICTIONAL SHIPS CAN WE STOP ARGUING 😭 like dude I literally LOVE byler with all of my heart but both ship sides need to realize they didn’t invent genderbending ships to be wlw 💔 let people ship what they want as long as its not CSAM in my opinion. jesus. can we all just get along or at least ignore eachother at least 🙏🙏

[dumbass-activities]

I feel like this needs to be said for many, MANY reasons. It’s not just the Milevens either, some of us are the issue. Not all of us, just some of us. The REAL villains are the DUFFERS FOR FUCKING UP TWO PERFECTLY GOOD SHIPS (although “perfect” might be debatable but maybe that’s just my Byler bias tbh)