dummpsterfire

just some rando artist on the internet i do also exist over on instagram https://www.instagram.com/__dumpster_fire?igsh=YnkwbjUwdmc4bHo=

[phanofpatrickstump]

happy birthday to the singer who made people like me feel less bad about themselves <3

[lemon-lift]

Made this for a new pfp but I like him enough to post it separately

[littledozerdraws]

Die drei Burschis auf der Toteninsel 💀

[coastette]

Baby, seasons change, but people don't

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[wilwheaton]

“And what’s becoming perfectly clear, as an idiot madman saber-rattles about attacking Greenland partially in retaliation for not being awarded a Nobel Peace Prize, is that the United States can’t be counted on as a stable democracy even if this particular crooked seditionist ass choked on a hamburger tonight and died. We are now in an indefinite state of “competitive authoritarianism,” one in which every new president from here on in might attack allies or default on debts or kidnap other heads of state and nobody, not one stagnant rotting institution, will pipe up to stop it. What European leaders are hearing from the American opposition party, in fact, is that even Trump’s ostensible opponents are still focused on placating an obviously unfit president rather than fullthroatedly opposing him.”

— Davos is in crisis as U.S. leaders indicate they won’t be reining Trump in

[skltart]

me and the boys

[gean-grey-blog]

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

[emperorwhoemperorstheworld]

Everyone say Thank you Ao3 volunteer, we appreciate your work. Do it Right Now

[cutebutalsostabby]

Thank you AO3 volunteers I appreciate your work

[is-it-saturday]

How is my favorite blog of all time doing

🥄

I have been out of it this month my apologies for not seeing this just tired but happy planning for my surgery in January just getting it so I can't have kids lol I'm fine don't worry but omg the fact any of you remember my spoon collection means the world to me??? I love y'all so much and every one of you keep me going in my low moments thank you!!!!💙💙💙

[kloekap]

new hyperfixation yayyyy

[unfathomablylargekiwi]

I used to think I was manipulative bc I would sometimes make certain facial expressions/use body language that would make people see how I was feeling. Then I realised that that is called expressing yourself and I might be autistic

[homunculus-argument]

Autism diagnosis questionnaires are kind of like if the only way to diagnose blindness was by having someone list all the things they don't see. Like imagine being brought into a room where you can't see shit and being told "okay list all the things in this room that you can't see or perceive in any way. No you can't feel around that'd be cheating."

"Uhhh furniture?"

"No there's no furniture in this room. If you were truly blind you would have known that."

[partywithponies]

YOU CAN'T JUST PUT "DEAD DOVE" OR "DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT" OR "DEAD DOVE CONTENT" WITHOUT ANY FURTHER TAGS OR WARNINGS

IT LITERALLY MEANS "HEED THE TAGS" "YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED" IT'S LITERALLY MEANINGLESS WITHOUT ANY FURTHER TAGS OR WARNINGS

YOU'VE JUST SAID "BE WARNED" TO ME AND THEN LEFT WITHOUT ELABORATING

BE WARNED OF WHAT? BE WARNED OF WHAT???

[the-haiku-bot]

YOU’VE JUST SAID “BE WARNED”

TO ME AND THEN LEFT WITHOUT

ELABORATING

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[beastliness]

I don't know whether any of you guys have looked outside lately but it's leaves as hell out there

[elodieunderglass]

AND the moon

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[lalalenii]

Can we talk about how you guys posted nearly. 300 fics this October in the ddf tag

[the-three-last-brain-cells]

WAS? HOLY SHIT GUYS BIG SHOUTOUT TO Y'ALL