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Sarah - 25 - German - Aries

[lydiajoypalmer]

Naps and how to have them.

etsy / patreon

[bob-belcher]

Parks and Recreation, Canvassing (S01E02)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was captured by evil wizards, who were milking me because V*ldemort needed breast milk.

[trickster-tabby]

oh to be Jared, 19…

[caats]

Aww look at this kitty ♡

[funeral]

Fyodor Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment

[lydiajoypalmer]

Finished embroidery for Our Flag Means Death 💖🏴‍☠️

Etsy / Patreon

[slipstreamborne]

You know, if we DO make contact with aliens within the next hundred years-ish, enough people are going to give the Vulcan salute to the first alien they see in real life (whether out of quivering excitement, lol memeitude, or sheer awkward, panicked grasping for the one prominent alien greeting nested in the social conscious) that there's a solid chance that it becomes a thing we're known for as humans.

Live Long and Prosper, my friends.

[casgirl]

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

[casgirl]

If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.

[polkadotmotmot]

Keith Mayerson - The Marriage of Froggo Amphibini and Giopiggi, 2021

[tothearkmoved]

Gay & Lesbian Pride Parade, Seattle, Washington, 1991.

James May

[patroclusdefencesquad]

jaskier writing burn butcher burn about geralt, despite being the one who got everyone to stop calling him the butcher : the bard giveth and the bard taketh away

[assiraphales]

throwing up and sobbing bc I just heard boulevard of broken dreams on a classic rock station

[assiraphales]

the image of a 73 yo retired man who has listened to the same rotation of songs for his entire life going to 7am coffee with the boys and turning on his trusty old station just to be met with greenday has me in tears actually

[assiraphales]

*greenday starts playing*

dean: stop messing around & put the classic rock station back on

sam: this is the classic rock station

[4yuel]

No thoughts, just this

[cant-thinkofanythingclever]

wanna be cuddled for like 4 or 5 days

[raven-star7]

The beast doesn’t need to transform to be loved. He doesn’t have to turn into a boring fucking prince to be loved. Or renounce to the essence of who it is. To me love is not transformation, love is acceptance and understanding.

Guillermo del Toro

[aerialsquid]

This man gets me like no other

[whywishesarehorses]

happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

[randomencounters]

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

[dromswell]

Special Event: All Horses’ Birthday (Northern Hemisphere only)

[transcarcinization]

yo for the record if you put something in my inbox and i never respond it’s not that i didn’t like it or read it it’s that i very very often see messages and go ‘oh i should respond to that’ and then i fucking forget until it’s like. been enough time to be weird

[gandalfs-mommy-milkers]

also sometimes i just. keep them.

[arsonistblue]

it’s my little collection of things that make me happy

[lethalhedgehogs-deactivated2023]

Yeahhhhhh. Sorry guys 😂 I still love all of you