bingus khan

23 yr old miserable wretch

[dutch-shen]

(having a mental breakdown) holy shit i should post on tumblr

[prokopetz]

Inadvisable tabletop RPG premise #137: Ultra-lethal OSR dungeon crawl where every time the group eats a total party kill, they switch to playing as whatever killed them. Brave adventurers all crushed by a descending ceiling trap? Now you're playing as the goblins responsible for maintaining the traps. Good luck!

[echossecondblog]

god, it’s the worst when you’re outsmarted by some small human after becoming a dragon…

[prokopetz]

For clarity, no-one is "becoming" anything. The transfer of protagonism occurs purely at the level of the table – the in-universe party members aren't possessing whatever killed them.

[prokopetz]

@bendandsnap-cummerbund replied:

Bold of you not to have them play as descending ceiling traps.

For playability reasons, we follow the chain of causality until we bump into the first set of entities which are a. capable of independent action, and b. themselves able to be killed; e.g., if the party is stabbed to death by bandits, we then play as the bandits, not as their swords. This need not always wind up in the expected place, but it should at least wind up in a place where the new set of player characters can do things!

[because-im-freaking-greed]

How does it work when the party wipes to a singular boss (e.g. a classic dragon at the end of the dungeon). Does one player get the boss and the rest its lieutenants/minibosses? Is the gm obligated to reveal that the dragon was part of a conspiracy of dragons? Does the party collectively play the dragon?

[prokopetz]

You know how a lot of old-school dungeon crawlers address the boss monster action economy problem by mechanically modelling a single large monster as a collection of smaller ones that each get their own turn each round?

[ashleythetraveler]

Oh fuck off we lost to a dragon again and I rolled playing as it's dick for the THIRD time

[untimelytophat]

[prokopetz]

(For everybody who keeps asking, if the party manages to wipe because of something that cannot causally be linked to anything that's even hypothetically playable at any remove whatsoever, you roll on the current dungeon level's random encounter table until you get something playable, and that's what inherits player character status by virtue of looting and/or eating your former party's bodies.)

[teacupthesauceror-blog]

@probablybadrpgideas this guy is muscling in on your turf

[probablybadrpgideas]

if I had a pound for every time we've been tagged on a prokopetz post we wouldn't need a patreon

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[starkeaton]

Hey get out of there

[starkeaton]

noclip is strictly prohibited in my home

[kermakatti]

#interior crocodile alligator

[ambrosial-sunshine]

he’s in the house like carpet

[palestinianhadeel1]

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[dirhwangdaseul]

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[hollowtones]

[hollowtones]

[deirdreskye]

When you go over to a dwarf's place for a dick appointment and his bedroom is just a 1x2 closet with a bed and a chest and in the middle of the sex a vampire walks in to engrave a bunch of gargoyles onto the walls

[dutch-shen]

[arkromes]

SANS UNDERTALE????

[greaatsi]

Police brutality in Belarus.

2/2

Share this video!

Credits to owner.

#ЖывеБеларусь🤍❤🤍

[arnaerr]

More than 7000 people have been detained. They started to release them slowly and all the prisoners talk about how they were tortured, beaten, bones and spines broken, they couldn’t get any food for days and so on. People don’t receive any medical treatment there and are dying in the hospitals after they are released from detainment. And of course, the government denies everything.

PLEASE HELP TO SPREAD THE INFO IT’S OUR ONLY HOPE

You can find more info here: 1 , 2, 3

It’s in russian, so feel free to attach any good articles in english on reblogs. The world must know about it.

[arnaerr]

I’m reblogging it again because some people think that everything is good now, but it’s not and I can’t be silent about it. Yeah, today was a very calm day with huge peaceful protests, flowers, smiles. But it doesn’t change the fact that people were detained and tortured. 

Families and friends of these people still don’t know where they are and are they alive or not.

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[unicode-fourpoint-star]

@one-time-i-dreamt @cookie-sheet-toboggan

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

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June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[spotty-bee]

Heritage post

[theerraticace]

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

Trying to make a point to my father.

[dokudamitea]

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

[vendata-remaking-deactivated202]

i knew the miku binder thomas jefferson artist shipped the game grumps and is a boot licker but did i really need to find out they made a game grumps hamilton au and made alexander hamilton arin and drew him in a hello kitty binder 

[flagellant]

i wish this sentence was as incomprehensible as it should be if this timeline were not wretched and fit merely for the pyre

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

All day I have been thinking about this image. All day. Horse

[milf-adjacent]

She was a prophet

[stripedsweater]

[asleepontheceiling]

For those wondering,

double triple - six patties bossy - all beef deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc) on a raft - on toast 4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese animal-style - cooked in mustard extra shingles - extra toast with a shimmy - jelly on the toast and a squeeze - orange juice on the side light axle grease - with butter make it cry - extra onions burn it - well done let it swim - extra sauce

[merkonan]

[thewifeofichimatsu]

You forgot the orange juice on the side

[rubegoldbergsexmachine]

[katsually-deactivated20190930]

the only valid addition to this post

[viostormcaller]

IM CRYING

[non-suspiciousname]

Why does the pizza box say “ass”

[despicablewench]

[scottandhiskind]

Found one

[dutch-shen]

quick question what the fuck is a granite island

[dutch-shen]

i wasn’t joking and i did research and i now know what they look like and what they are and most everyone who has one is a bitch

[dekayingtree]

Every Rush Studio Album Reviewed In 15* Words Or Less

*Because 10 Words Isn't Enough

Rush (1974): Baby-faced Geddy calls himself a man in hopes someone agrees with him.

Fly By Night (1975): The drummer upgrade came with an 18th-century fantasy novel writer virus.

Caress Of Steel (1975): People don't talk about this album enough.

2112 (1976): People talk about this album too much.

A Farewell To Kings (1977): Alex Lifeson, proving 12-string guitars are badass.

Hemispheres (1978): The title track may be the longest fucking song to get stuck in my head.

Permanent Waves (1980): No matter how much you try, you will never play Spirit Of Radio that fast.

Moving Pictures (1981): Overplayed for a good fucking reason.

Signals (1982): Nerds everywhere, unite!

Grace Under Pressure (1984): Think that's enough synth, Geddy?

Power Windows (1985): Signals, part II.

Hold Your Fire (1987): *ahem* THINK THAT'S ENOUGH SYNTH, GEDDY???

Presto (1989): Some of the most kickass bass and drum riffs come from this album.

Roll The Bones (1991): YOU BETTER RUN HOMEBOY GONNA KICK SOME GLUTEUS MAX GET BUSY-

Counterparts (1993): If you guys don't get more members in your fan base, you're screwed. GET IT?

Test For Echo (1996): Neil writes normal lyrics (kinda) for once.

Vapor Trails (2002): How the hell does Geddy's voice sound better over time?

Snakes And Arrows (2007): You know you're getting older when it takes you longer to make an album.

Clockwork Angels (2012): First concept album to bring actual tears to my eyes. Good job, guys.