Dwalin/Nori anyone?

30's, sideblog for nwalin thoughts

[dwalinsimpenetrablebush]

About Me:

Hi, I'm Three. She/her, 30's. This is a sideblog for everything Nwalin. Everything LOTR, honestly. I like to imagine everyone lived and they all got to grow old together in Erabore, Bilbo included.

My short pieces are normally tagged with #blurb and are a fun little read. My longer stuff is listed in my masterlist.

My asks are open if you want to drop me a comment, I promise I'm friendly <33

[pulpsandcomics2]

It’s A Glorious Morning To Start A New Adventure! by Ron Lemen

[trashcancalicojack]

Oin: "How would you rate your pain?"

Fili: "Zero out of ten. Wouldn't- mph- wouldn't recommend."

Oin: "Okay, so you're conscious enough to be cracking jokes and trying to downplay everything, but in enough pain that you're shit at it. I'll just write that down as an eight then."

[rutobuka2]

how about some gals on a date for a change of scenery? 🛣️

[everything-lotr]

[for-fili]

“Orcs, Throat-cutters. There’ll be dozens of them out there. The lowlands are crawling with them.”

[lulunothulu]

My favorite part of this specific scene is when Kíli is starting to tell Bilbo about the “orcs” Fíli is like “huh?” In the background 😂

[dwalinsimpenetrablebush]

He was about to jump in with the big brother energy to reassure his baby brother that there weren't really orcs out there, he didn't have to worry, before his brain caught up that Kili was having a laugh and he changed tactics

[moth-sapphic]

when Nori and Dori notice their little brother has a crush on Fili, they have somewhat varied reactions. Dori is immediately against it cos he's under the illusion (delusion) that his baby brother is still, well, a baby and thinks he's too young to be courting. Meanwhile Nori's rubbing his hands together like "we're gonna be fucking royalty" and is encouraging Ori to go get the bag his man

[nohomo-mrfrodo]

Gandalf in The Hobbit: You are Took and that makes you absolutely suited for adventure!

Gandalf in The Fellowship of the Ring: Who the FUCK let the Took come on this adventure?

[maironsmaid]

He learned his lesson

[golwenlothlindel]

Nah you guys don’t get it. For all that Gandalf complained about Pippin, he better than anyone else knew that Pippin was absolutely crucial. Pippin accomplishes a very impressive feat: not only does he manage to see something in the palantír (most hobbits would perceive nothing, as these stones were designed for use by high elves), but he manages to close his mind against Sauron. That is a seriously impressive feat of ósanwë given Pippin’s youth and almost total inexperience. The only clue Sauron manages to glean from the meeting with Pippin is that he is in Meduseld: which Pippin probably did not even directly give to him. Pippin did not tell Sauron his name, so Sauron is led to believe that Pippin is Frodo. I remind you, in the books, the Good Guys manage to trick Sauron, by making him believe that Aragorn has claimed the One Ring. They can only do that because of Pippin’s ridiculous feat of ósanwë. Far from sabotaging the mission, he is the one who allows it to succeed (albeit, not on purpose). This is why Sauron doesn’t think anything is fishy when Aragorn wins the Battle of the Pelennor Fields by controlling ghosts: that would be consistent with the idea that he is using the One Ring. Which Sauron believes that Pippin brought to him. This is why Sauron pulls out his old “play nice and weak” card from his Númenor days. He first of all believes that Aragorn is a lot more powerful than he actually is, and secondly thinks that the Ring is beginning to affect him.

He should perhaps have remembered that Aragorn is named for Fingolfin. Fingolfin’s mother-name, Arakáno, would properly be translated to Sindarin as “Aragorn”. Most people would not show up to an enemy fortress with an army they knew was far too small, and start a battle they knew they would lose. But Fingolfin famously did exactly that.

When you read the line “fool of a Took!” It is important to understand that in the context of Gandalf calling himself a fool on several occasions. Galadriel too sees beyond the veneer of foolish naivety in Pippin. She gives him and Merry belts that almost definitely were once her brothers’. A golden flower on a gift from Galadriel can only be a golden lily, the sigil of the House of Finarfin. Galadriel, while all hell was breaking loose in Tirion, raided her brothers’ rooms and took their belts from when they were little kiddos, hauled them across the Helcaraxë, and then held onto them for three Ages before giving them to two hobbits she just met. Merry, of course, is comparable to Angrod and Aegnor: his great deed is done in a moment of beserk rage, and it is a feat of strength. This then implies that she is comparing Pippin to Finrod. That’s one hell of a complement coming from Galadriel: but as I just pointed out, entirely warranted. Pippin manages to reproduce Finrod’s feat of radio silence, in the face of torture by Sauron. Which again, is extremely impressive given that Pippin is far younger and less experienced than Finrod was.

[nohomo-mrfrodo]

You see me <3

[mrkida-art]

The line of King Thrór

[m-azing]

imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.

[yearofthepearl]

How to Tell

by ttanner2448

[coughloop]

censorship

[frankensteinsmonst3r]

Nori: Maybe I should have not done that.

Dwalin:

Nori:

Dwalin: I’m not defending your dumb decisions

[flowerthatmeansass]

[azzzryel]

(Both. Both is good.)

[frankensteinsmonst3r]

Rebloging every time I see it

[ogurch66]

Dis arrives in Erebor and finally meets Bilbo, whom Thorin praised and described in every letter to her. She imagined him as a true warrior, a hero who followed her brother, saved him from Azog and helped win the war.

Instead, she enters the chambers and sees a small, plump hobbit scolding Kili with his index finger raised.

Thorin is silent because he has no idea what to say about someone scolding Dis's sons other than her and her relatives. Dis just watches all this until she quietly says -

"He looks so... cozy"

[maleinmari]

I want to rewatched The Hobbit, but I don't want to rewatched "The Hobbit"

I want to watch about Bagginshield's everyday life. Everything about them: cooking together, sleeping together, walking together, raising Frodo together, braiding each other's hair... say gex.

I want to watch it, but I made it up in my head.