Ich Bin Müde

David, Roller Skater + Muso | ISTP | Autistic| Tenor Sax, Cello and Ukulele

[sleepy-bebby]

Reddit • YouTube

[jezebelgoldstone]

Do your part - use literally anything other than Google Chrome

[ccorinthian]

Reminder that switching to Firefox is incredibly easy and takes just a few minutes, you WILL be able to copy over all your cookies, browsing history, logins etc, as well as change the look/layout so it feels like what you’re used to.

[b0yskylark]

Firefox WILL transfer your info from Chrome for you. Chrome will actually throttle your device, steal your data, AND sell it. Firefox fights for your privacy, allows for smoother running of your device. Do your part, break up with Chrome.

[internetwes]

I will echo the praise for Firefox. Fight back against the chrome devil

[mapsontheweb]

Range of the coconut crab

[dotraz]

Empire

[andthenrealitycrashesthrough]

[viejospellejos]

[theartingace]

how do the centaurs sleep? and how do they stretch after a good sleep?

Ok this is one I’ve been wanting to cover for a while and my cooldown sketches got out of hand, so buckle up and enjoy the picturebook!

The easiest options is exactly what you think, the flop. In a home, thick carpets or tatami-like mats would provide at least some sort of cushion for the horse-half and various sized cushions and pillows to lift and support the top half. And they CAN sleep standing up, like horses, but it does require both a special harness/corset and practice. And it’s not very comfortable for anything deeper than a doze or catnap for most, so it’s mostly reserved for bad situations, naps, or guard duty.

Most common are recliners, or ‘hammocks’. Easy to fold and carry for cultures on the move, or make fancy for the city-folk they are probably the most ubiquitous of centaur furniture. A simple adjustable A-frame supporting some sort of flexible fabric-ish sheet for the top half to lean against and sleep. Usually paired with some sort of large blanket or padding on the ground to lay the horse-half on!

When you don’t have no fancy recliners, your herd will do! The preferred sleeping method of closely bonded herds is to simply rest on your buddies cushy backside! Roaming bands can often form long chains of sleeping centaurs with the unlucky first taur either on guard duty, sleeping sprawled, or with the group’s only hammock.

Mix and match to your character and herd’s personal preference!

Also stretchies!

[domestically-loving-monsters]

Omg these are delightful and add so much inspiration to my little centaur culture ideas.

Also, these sketches? So well done. I love them.

[geekinglikeaboss]

I AM FUCKING SOBBING THIS IS SO GOD DAMNED BEAUTIFUL

[daree-to-dream]

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

[luckys-horseshoe-deactivated202]

Everyone reblog this post.

[voidgoatazzy]

REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

[covenkiss]

why do i have to find an actual job instead of being the apprentice of the old witch who lives in the woods?

[heyitsdingo]

Isn’t this the plot of The Owl House?

[sylvestriana]

[wormbrainzz]

im fiucking sorry????????????

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

honestly i’ve seen so much shit on this website that i’ve become desensitized, but this post still managed to break me like an egg

[mysillycomics]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Japan did put Pokemon-themed manholes in the country. These manholes are also registered poke stops in Pokemon GO. I Wish more countries do this.photos from @yuko_8686_ryo / Twitter

[memewhore]

[xeptum]

save the bees🐝

[tastefullyoffensive]

Paras is lovely this time of year.

[hoork]

[catchymemes]

[no-chill-at-all]

[languagessi-deactivated20210423]

English vocabulary

All words are taken from Magoosh vocabulary builder! Heyday - the most successful or popular period of someone or something Juggernaut -  a large powerful force or organization that cannot be stopped Primacy - the state of being the most important thing Hodgepodge - a confused mixture of different things To reconcile - to find a way in which two situations or beliefs that are opposed to each other can agree and exist together To cede - to give something such as control, power, or a right to someone else, especially unwillingly To bemoan - to complain or express sadness about something To preempt - to prevent something from happening by taking action first Insufferable - extremely unpleasant and therefore difficult to bear Frugal - careful in spending money Laudable - (of actions and behaviour) deserving praise, even if there is little or no success Arduous - difficult, needing a lot of effort and energy

[mapsontheweb]

European languages and dialects

[ultrafacts]

Source

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[morwenpost]

That sounds about right for Mythbusters.

[ultrafacts]

[mickeydraws]

- Blendo was put together before Mythbusters was a thing - Blendo was so strong and dangerous (for throwing debris into the audience) that The Boys were asked to withdraw it in exchange for a co champion title - they re-entered Blendo years later when the protective wall was much higher. It was once again asked to be withdrawn for a co champion title for the same reason. - copy cat Blendos started appearing and would tear each other apart - Blendo is in the robot hall of fame - Blendo is too strong and powerful

[rocketverliden]

Blendo cannot be stopped.

[torpidgilliver]

bonus fact: grant imahara also had a competitive robot named deadblow that would just fucking. hammer the shit out of other robots

[brunhiddensmusings]

during the invasion the aliens laughed at our ambassador stabby the roomba, so his big brother blendo came to shut them up