the dick and balls of it all

they/them • 25

[divorce-enjoyer]

fujoing out is the only way we're gonna get through any of this btw. its all we have left

[partywithponies]

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

[carolsturka]

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[8nin]

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[beroebluejeans]

I just really enjoy saying things to my coworkers like, “yeah, I just don’t read many books by men.” I think it’s good for them.

[ninoacca]

december: finish nona january-april: very intentionally Not think about it lest I break irreparably forever now: being soooo brave about it

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Voting ended onJun 6

[diosapate]

happy pride you already know what time it is

[transmutationisms]

me when im so sweet and beautiful

[transmutationisms]

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

[diosapate]

sparkle on it’s mercystine monday don’t forget to fuck someone you hate

[kosmogrl]

[maykitz]

[clubnich]

a heavy burden

[insecuregodcomplex]

[gotinterest]

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.