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Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease

coughloop

offspring

imagine an ipod classic resting on a bear skin rug

flipchild

OK what Next

offspring

end of simulation

chilewithcarnage

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Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

halfhardtorock

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it’s not funny to cum, nor is it feasible.

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matthejew-blog

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

nicegirlonline

i miss 2012 so much i could cry

tsunamiwavesurfing

fresh up out the durag wavy, make you haters sea sick

niggasandcomputers

Gentrification

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Whateva Wigga

tsunamiwavesurfing

oh you mad cause i’m surfin on ya

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Lmfao yo I’m dead

lovepeaceandfunk

Here y’all go snatching up pieces of our culture, YET AGAIN.

tsunamiwavesurfing

can’t hear you over the motion of this ocean

noclipnigga

Your head look like a Homer Simpson sofa butt imprint

tsunamiwavesurfing

you david hasselhoff, you wave watchin

mediahater

Sits in my desk chair like a skyrim jarl for the entire duration of the zoom call

pov you just asked gus for the bts meal

angelicguy

i desire the sherm gif

notvoid

angelicguy

like cool water on a hot day.

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“You like Nine Inch Nails? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Pretty Hate Machine came out in ‘89 I think they really came into their own commercially and artistically. The whole album has a synthy, industrial sound and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Nivek Ogre but I think Trent has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. I think his undisputed masterpiece is “Head Like a Hole”. A song so catchy; most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the lies of conformity and the importance of individuality; it’s also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Paul!”