e-escort

[lostmedia-deactivated20250112]

the queen dies on nov 5th. im calling it

[cocklengthguesser]

9 inches

[lostmedia-deactivated20250112]

you know it brother

[homoidiotic]

[feralg0blin]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thewordywarlock]

if i had a nickel for every time rebecca sugar’s ratatouille porn became relevant, i’d have like 5 nickels at this point

[pixelwishess]

REBECCA SUGAR’S WHAT?

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[bigstupiduglyogre]

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[anachronic-cobra]

This ends with an energy I'm not sure how to describe

[hamburgeroisie]

I'M LOVING THIS ENERGY

[analheat-deactivated20240228]

me introducing  some random girl i met in the club’s smoking area to my friends and i don’t remember her name

[vet-and-wild]

Just a reminder that it is not your vet’s job to report if your pet got into recreational drugs. We aren’t snitches, we have no obligation to report drug use. We do, however, want to save your pet so please be honest with us about what your pet got into. It could literally be life and death for them.

[somecunttookmyurl]

i initially read this as a cat picking up a cocaine habit on the street and not being a narc about it before i realised you meant pets accidentally ingesting their owners drugs

[woormfoood-deactivated20220614]

another perfect ad on this perfect website

[asimovsideburns]

The ad: DON’T APPROVE THIS AD! DON’T DO IT! DON’T FUCKING DO IT!!!

The guy in charge of approving ads:

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Oh gawd every time you think it's over it gers BETTER

🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻

[qillermeme]

[blackhillsmatter-ii]

Provide first for your own subjects, then provide for the subjects of others.

[thyrell]

not gonna lie buddy if i hear a politician describe me as one of their “subjects” im gonna fucking shoot them

[blackhillsmatter-ii]

Yeah, totally get it. I’ve just been playing a lot of ck2 recently, so I think I’m in a sort of mindset.

[thyrell]

cool! my politics are shaped by real life experiences and not video games which is why i get more pussy than you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[skatalite]

[satanstrousers]

"How To Explain To Your Parents That Antifa Isn't An Organization But If It Was You'd Be In It"