In my next life I want to be me and meet you again

| Emmett | he/xe | blm

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[valtsv]

you’re telling me a shark made this cuterie board?

[ratkingreject]

shark coochie board

[valtsv]

[cikero]

I think everyone’s mathematical journey would have been so much easier if they showed you the sine, cosine, and tangent unit circle (R=1) animation in precalc

[cikero]

Below is sine and cosine graph in relation to circle (R undefined)

Below is tangent graph in relation to circle (R=1)

below is all six trigonometric functions on unit circle (R=1)

[eelness]

i have to be honest this makes it worse

[evilkitten3]

it’s very nice to look at but i think i actually understand less

[aubrey-plaza]

#me when my favorite Britney Spears song starts playing

[isa-ghost]

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

[alsolucimorningstar812]

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

[isa-ghost]

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

[alsolucimorningstar812]

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

[charlioak]

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

[lesbian-bookworm]

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

[five-flats]

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

[roach-works]

every time me and my partner drive pass this one bus stop ad for a clinic that says PREGNANT? on it real big we absolutely have to say pregante? pregananant? to each other until the next stop light

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sonic-wildfire]

PSA: Google and Autism Speaks are collaborating to create a genomic database on autism.

Yes, you read that right.

On the eve of Autism Acceptance Month, Google, the most widely used search engine, is teaming up with Autism Speaks to collect and send data to researchers in order to essentially “eliminate” autism. I don’t think I can understate how eugenicist this is. It is genocide by definition.

It is imperative that we speak up about this. Every autistic person (including myself) know that Autism Speaks is a hate group in all but name.

There’s not much to say about this except it is VERY wrong.

Nothing about us without us. Listen to autistic people.

(autistic people, feel free to add. allistics are encouraged to reblog but don’t be clowns)

[crawly]

just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground

[crawly]

[crawly]

imagine being knocked over by a gust of wind from this ugly ass building and then being cooked TO DEATH by the sun reflection like what a way to go

[millenniumitem]

i learned about this like last year or somethign and this building is literally th satan come alive. building that tries to fucking kill you and fry you like an egg

[super-metroid]

this is some shit out of a final destination movie

[parkchanwoohoo]

I went to the Korean consulate with my mom and brother today and my stupid ass was so used to speaking Korean to hide what I'm saying that I was like "What if we stole that computer in the hallway" in Korean to my family in a government building filled with Koreans

[outofcontextyaoi]

[outofcontextyaoi]

every single reblogger has tagged this with some variation of ‘me’, except for the one person who tagged it

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I just found out about traditional chinese quotation marks and i love these fuckers so much

[erikatiger]

Ok Gaud but have you considered

I’m not sorry

[jaubaius]

🔥 A giant curious moose inspecting a wildlife photographer 🔥

[mornington-the-crescent]

Never forget: Moose are legit Ice Age megafauna that never died out.

[dr-falcon-fox-and-coyote]

He just….just….pet the wild moose…the bravery, the hutzpah

[thegreenmeridian]

The forbidden snoot!

[zooophagous]

Heads up pet keepers: zebra mussels have been spotted in Petco Betta Buddy brand moss balls.

If you don't know what zebra mussels are, they're an invasive aquatic species that reproduces incredibly quickly, to the point where it can damage power plant equipment and pipes, and also is a major threat to native mussels as it rapidly outcompetes them. They are a scourge on lakes across the midwest and spread easily on boats or other watercraft thats been exposed to them.

Finding one in a chain pet store item is BAD NEWS. These items are sold across the entire country and this has the potential to be a major spreader event. If you spot a zebra mussel on marimo or on any other aquarium plant please make a report to the relevant wildlife officials so they can be controlled. Do not dispose of any aquarium animal or plant in a waterway.

If we are vigilant, we can help keep our native mussels safe.

[onenicebugperday]

Not bug related, but important. I’ve seen piles and piles and piles of zebra mussels on beaches along Lake Michigan, they are a nightmare.

[starfoozle]

You can also report aquatic invasive species sightings from anywhere in the US on the United States Geological Survey’s sighting report form, if you don’t have a local contact like the specialist listed in the social media post above. Zebra mussels have caused immeasurable damage in the Great Lakes, and stopping their spread to other inland freshwater systems across North America is critical if we want to maintain the health and functionality of our waterways.

[puyopuyo]

this icon redesign is funny to me bc the only place on tumblr these colors are represented is in the gradients you see when images don’t load

[caffeinewitchcraft]

[arcaniumagi2]