EagleBeaver

powerfarting my way to the top Hufflepuff. ENFJ

[ozempicofficial]

[black-bloc-antifa]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[ghiblin]

THE SECRET WORLD OF ARRIETTY 2010, dir. Hiromasa Yonebayashi

[songsomi]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ghiblin]

PRINCESS MONONOKE もののけ姫 1997, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[furryprovocateur]

i started reading this book and kept tilting my head at the comparisons the author was using so i started a running list of them

[furryprovocateur]

this author's use of imagery is so questionable

[furryprovocateur]

i actually went "what the fuck" and had to stop for like 5 minutes after this one

[furryprovocateur]

[theaudientvoid]

that last one is actually legit good. very evocative.

[vickisigh]

calling 🐚

✧ limited edition print ✧

[bardace]

Shut Up, I Don’t Care

[lawbreaker13]

Oh I hate this so much, incredible job OP

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]

[shittymoviedetails]

In Predator 2 (1990) Predator recognizes a child with a toy gun poses no actual threat and does not attack him. This implies Predators have more ethical rules of engagement than the IDF

[deep-down-in-drowsy-town]

necessary addition

[liatkolink]

Well, no shit.

Where Do Many Police Departments Train? In Israel

U.S. law enforcement agencies need partners for effective training to strengthen their identified weak areas. Israel is not such a partner.

[thewuzzy]

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

[brainrotdotorg]

ideal woman to me and i am not kidding

[asteroidtroglodyte]

She gives the impression of someone who would survive an apocalypse without particular fuss. Mad Max road warriors? Barbarian Queen in 3 months, tops. Space Imperialism? Leader of the Rebel Alliance in 6 episodes. Zombie Apocalypse? Her leitmotif is heavy metal. Her superpower is Competence. She could walk into Mordor.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Like you gotta understand The Japanese have a particular cultural Mythos around Fishermen And Their Wives and Miyazaki is an old-school Romantic in the sense that he mythologizes Common Folk in all of his works so when I say that the hyper-competent, Wife-of-a-deep-sea-fisherman, Miyazaki-Mom-figure could “walk into Mordor” what I mean is that she is a mountain of iron wrapped in a thin veneer of silk

From a Doylist perspective she is no less powerful than the Mother Of The Sea.

From a Watsonian perspective, she literally outruns a tidal wave, befriends a Goddess, and saves the world from supernatural devastation.

And her name is Lisa, thankyouverymuch

[girldraki]

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[deep-state-partisan]