I Eat Stickers All the Time, Dude!

Hello, I'm Jamie. acespec they/them

[lgbtqiatext]

[beardedmrbean]

[certified-anti-microsoft-posts]

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

[faecreatur]

Teeny tiny grub

[repmet]

“Holy moly!” I say. “Holy moly”? Is that my go-to expression of surprise? I mean, it’s okay, I guess. I would have expected something a little less 1950s. What kind of weirdo am I? Project Hail Mary, page 15

[birdthena]

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

[daydreamycrustacean]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[prettyboyhere]

sister post to this

[thestarfishface]

“There is no platonic explanation for thi-“ Sprays u with water. Sprays u

[four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat]

The perfect ad was below this

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[theradioghost]

hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

[theradioghost]

oh shit wait you guys know about the aardwolf right?????? right???????

leeeeeetle hyena? eats bugs?

[thesunwillart]

It’s love that stacks

lovely scene from "all that violence to be this gentle" by doodlegirll on ao3 <3

i can't believe im back in the nice guys pit again after like 10 years. i love this little fambily so muuuuch ;-;

[elumish]

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

[sandumilfshous]

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

[post-to-poll-pipeline]

How old were you when you got your first smartphone?

Younger than 10

10-13

13-16

17-20

21-25

26-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

Older than 60

Never had a smartphone

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

[shimiyass]

That one scene I saw everywhere with healymarch!

[bludpudding]

it is so unbelievably fucked that we’ve only ever seen the nice guys (attempt to) solve ONE case

[linguisticparadox]

One time when my dad was in the hospital they were testing his orientation to time and place and said "Okay and what year is it?" and he said "1995" (he had dementia). And the doctor and I unconsciously exchanged a Look because it was in fact uhhh 2024 😐 and dad saw that and so when the next doctor did the test a few hours later he said "uhhhh...nineteen...nintetyyyy.......seven...???" and I was like okay, well, that IS closer, you do have to give him that

[batbetbitbotbut]

#he still knew immediately who I was which was deeply funny to me bc I was 7-8 years old in 1997 #"yes that is my daughter who was apparently born in her 20s"

[devilishdescent]

getting murdered but i can’t even afford the name brand stuff so im getting snawed in half and scrabbed to death and shit

[charlesoberonn]

"Be careful, there're mimics in this dungeon. They can take on the shape of any object!"

"Wait, they can do that? I thought they just look like chests."

"No, they can grow into all sorts of shapes."

"Do they maintain that shape after they die?"

"Yes. Why are you asking?"

"I just had an idea for a new business venture."

[charlesoberonn]

[jaffacake6]

[ID: An edit of the Ikea logo to say "Mimikea" End ID]

[undeadentropy]

Necromancer to their friend in the Mimikea parking lot: hey, you wanna see something really funny?