Echidna-Class NHP

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[echidna-class-nhp]

OOC Introduction // Pinned

Hello there! This blog is exclusively for Lancer and Lancer roleplay! I'll be using a few different characters on this blog, as well as myself!

If you're unfamiliar with Lancer the TTRPG, please check it out here!

As for who I am, how about a guide to know who you're speaking to and when:

If you see the plain ol' tumblr text ,you're speaking to me OOC, the owner of this account. Yes I look exactly like this in real life. Yes you can touch the eye, once.

I've had a vested interest in Lancer for years, but I've only recently begun to be able to actually play. In that time I've developed several OCs, but if you wanna know about em, you'll have to ask, which I welcome fervently!

If you're seeing Red, you're in Unstable NHP territory.

I'm not unstable, you just don't understand me. The fact I can even communicate with you is a testament to my normalcy. You should be eating people by the way.

If you're seeing Blue, that's Nene "Xolotl" Tochtli, my current campaign Pilot, who runs a Hecatoncheires build for the moment.

I don't eat people btw. That's a rumor. My "I don't eat people" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt. I'm a vegetarian dude.

If you're seeing Green, that's my other character from a short game a friend is running, and who I like very much. Gloria "Derby" Hilldome in her Akinaka.

Oi oi. I'm not the social type, but I'm here I guess.

And finally, my Iskander/Sunzi pilot, Helen "Hyperbog" Crosquati. If you see purple, that's her.

Hello yes hi I'm Helen I have a lot of places to be and so do you I'm sorry but I will be hitting you with a gravity rifle and I will also be doing it again it's my only hobby.

These are all OCs, I feel it important to clarify that I am not claiming to be a "system" of any kind as I know Tumblr is a popular gathering grounds for such to find community. I'm mentally ill in other, mysterious ways!

Also, no, not like the animal, no, not like Knuckles, like the mythological monster whose family line is still shrouded in mystery due to her name also seeming to simply be the word for a monster's mother used by several writers of ancient greece, likely incorrectly.

Echidna (mythology) - Wikipedia

[echidna-class-nhp]

Shaking the cursed amulet like a magic 8-ball

[theskullofjudgement]

The skull I think I have your cousin on my phone lock screen

THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT DOESN'T THINK THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT CAN HAVE ANY COUSINS BUT CAN THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT SEE IT ANYWAY

[sauleline2]

He's actually on my home screen not my lock screen whoops

[theskullofjudgement]

FUCK YES THIS GOES HARD

[echidna-class-nhp]

I keep this folder and occasionally add to it. When I'm having a really terrible day I look at badass skeletons and it makes me feel better. I love you every skeleton

[ebb-is-learning]

being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?

[echidna-class-nhp]

If you use genAI on purpose in any capacity I genuinely consider you to be a different kind of being. I will not treat you like a fellow adult human. You're some kind of juvenile sloth, to me. Not to be too harsh on sloths. You have a moral backbone and intellect entirely ruled by what Elon Musk tells you to do and like, and I will kill you with my sword for the harm your very existence does to the rest of us. Or just tell you to shut up. Maybe. Idk. Have at ye or whatever

Anyway prev looks beautiful today btw you're really doing great and I hope you find a one hundred dollar bill on the ground in pristine condition.

[doitdean-deactivated20120524]

Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously ask you one thing they want to know about you.

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

[nintendowii2011]

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

you climb that fuckin tree right now

[likes-dinos]

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

[the-place-where]

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

[echidna-class-nhp]

So I am in a campaign rn and one of the other players and I, though we are friends, are dealing with a sort of strange problem. Not a "problem" problem more like a situation: Our pilots are absolutely in a doomed yuri. We are not actively shipping them, we actively try to separate them, they have personalities that clash.

And they keep. Somehow. Finding each other.

First session? Two vastly different combat styles?

They each take a side of the field, laughing and weaving their combat plans the whole way, finding they fill each other's weakspots

Second session? Similar survival thinking, bond over goading a cop into a fight, learn they're both fist to face types

Third session? Combat is complimentary yet again, cementing them as the sort of Vanguards of the group.

Fourth session? Explosions and revolutionaries, could there be anything more romantic? She also crawled around in my mech for a while to figure out the weird esoteric systems.

Fifth session? Accidentally cross her, call her a nickname that is a number, it turns into a squabble. Approach later and try to smooth things over for the sake of the party, turns into us learning they have similar ideas of conflict resolution. Promise to let her crawl around my mech again as payment. THE COP IS BACK and we goad him!

Sixth session? Tunnel time :) spend most of it apart until she comes to help me do an investigation and we have a silly moment where I have to pull her out of a hole

Seventh session? Stealing food for the survivors, short session, mostly combat, probably our most distant yet

This session?

Her mech gets destroyed, she escapes. She goes unconscious. She is in a field aflame. I am already losing parts and on fire. I walk through said field of fire, taking shots from Overwatch, and scoop her up, kill a man trying to block us, take her into my cockpit, blast through another guy, and complete our objective while on fire and falling apart, and just complaining that I wasn't faster

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

WE PLANNED NONE OF THIS. THESE CHARACTERS ARE FALLING IN LOVE ON THEIR OWN

[sockssquishiiii]

Steller's Jay girl? Big bushy angry-looking eyebrows and autistic eyes, but a sweet soul? Capable of tool use and mimicking any song? Do you see my vision...

tool use, you say?

i had fun with this one. got her messing around with a screwdriver and a dsi. she can just do that.

oh, and she speaks owl.

[echidna-class-nhp]

MY FAVORITE BIRD MENTIONED

HELL YEAH ASKER AND OP FOREHEAD BAPS ALL AROUND

[redpeng]

Steller's Jays are just so awesome. I love their eyebrows.

[echidna-class-nhp]

YOU'RE awesome and I love YOUR eyebrows

so

take that

[spelldealer]

the entire california central valley is experiencing silent hill in real life right now by the way

[spelldealer]

400 mile long fog cloud be upon ye

[echidna-class-nhp]

As a former central valleyer (shoutout Fresno, before Tower got gentrified again!) this is normal behavior. We usually give it a few days before finding the One Who is Guilty, and it's honestly a really nice ceremony. Like they scream a lot, but the meat is tender, and it lets us ignore the strange shadows on our shoulders another year. Happy Fog Fest everyone!

[sockssquishiiii]

Steller's Jay girl? Big bushy angry-looking eyebrows and autistic eyes, but a sweet soul? Capable of tool use and mimicking any song? Do you see my vision...

tool use, you say?

i had fun with this one. got her messing around with a screwdriver and a dsi. she can just do that.

oh, and she speaks owl.

[echidna-class-nhp]

MY FAVORITE BIRD MENTIONED

HELL YEAH ASKER AND OP FOREHEAD BAPS ALL AROUND

[echidna-class-nhp]

I am not a christian and yet I celebrate christmas

This is...I mean that's kind of strange, right? Is there any other religion we Americans do this for? I should look into other winter traditions...

[echidna-class-nhp]

I send all hate asks with my full legal blog name I will never use anon or a side blog to send a hate ask I will own my shit and also put a finger in your mouth maybe

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[mmelete]

[carby]

[voidsentprinces]

[autism-official]

[autism-official]

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[lostspirit101]

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

[wazimoomoo]

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

[greatcomputerearthquake]

Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[shyflops]

personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird

[teabree-shark]

Are we all forgetting that Randy Johnson then went on to make a sports photography company, and the logo for said company is the obliterated bird?

[nyaa]

horse with a dvd player on its back 2006-03-21

[nyaa]

wild

[nerveblot]

sorry I have some kind of brain disease

I suspect this was meant as a visual pun because this server is rated for 733 watts, almost exactly one metric horsepower

[echidna-class-nhp]

[prokopetz]

The reason your fantasy pantheon doesn't feel authentic is because you're starting from the wrong end. Real-world polytheism is syncretic – just deities from neighbouring cultures getting smashed together at high speed and leaving it for nerds with too much time on their hands to figure out how it makes sense. You are yourself a nerd with too much time on your hands. Don't start out asking yourself what domains make sense together. Pick domains at random and work backwards to invent a theology and metaphysics whereby of course the god of war is also the god of baked goods. What kind of silly question is that?

[echidna-class-nhp]

First ever deity I made up was Bahnfahngledee'eegahshnahrthuuu (Yes it is pronounceable, good luck) the god of Light, Interspecies Breeding, Faeries, and Cheese. Represented by lampshades. This is a believable and fun deity. Also, real, and the one true religion! I have tenets and group meetings wait where are you going hey!

[orpheuslament]

losing it

[echidna-class-nhp]

Lesbian cannibal here! I would love to invite lornz to a private dinner party to rebuild this bridge between us! :)