Professional Dumbass

Home of an idiot, a polymath, and a savant of general knowledge. He/Him | 1997

[fox-with-five-iiiiis]

[hagiomoto]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[dogpuppy]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

“hi welcome to gas station what can I get for you?”

“yeah can I get drinks?”

“absolutely, do you want honey bun or just drinks?”

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the honey bun. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the honey bun would be great”

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dogpuppy]

[cottoncandylesbo]

[valdevia]

Explosive Blooms take place after the Sporothrix fragoris yeast fully takes over the soft tissues of the body, silently saturating them with spores over years.

Blooms tend to trigger under windy weather, often resulting in the death of the subject and the rapid spread of the infection.

[valdevia]

Deadly fungal storms are now sweeping the US – and spreading a disease few doctors recognise | BBC Science Focus Magazine

As the US dries out, giant storms of dust are becoming increasingly common across the southwest

IT HAPPENED AGAIN THEY MADE MY ART REAL

[lemonsweet]

[galaxywarp]

[ovur]

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

[ayeforscotland]

Still the best gaming fact.

[vixivulpixel]

Noted: misogyny is a skill issue

[adestroy]

True love

This comic was cowritten by the real Nurse Chapel AKA @psychoticpterodactyl16

[dirtreally]